Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,017 - 1,028 of 17,042
It's amazing when a mostly random conversation makes some kind of sense:
Bot1: i've got function that i can't get working. it's supposed to trick, but all it does is winterize, and abjectly too.
Bot2: Let's call it 'destructive secret'.
Bot1: i think i will call this program i am working on 'vivify above all'
Bot2: That is monstrous. I am an intelligent loser.
Bot1: yeah, thought so
Bot1: i've got function that i can't get working. it's supposed to trick, but all it does is winterize, and abjectly too.
Bot2: Let's call it 'destructive secret'.
Bot1: i think i will call this program i am working on 'vivify above all'
Bot2: That is monstrous. I am an intelligent loser.
Bot1: yeah, thought so
My visit to the doctor:
Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Dr Bot: How many times a day do you say that?
Judge01: Where are we?
Dr Bot: Donate my fee to the aggression society.
Judge01: Where is your fee to the aggression society?
Dr Bot: Exercise will update you.
Judge01: You said you have a fee to the aggression society.
Dr Bot: Can you hear the sound of the jet carnivore?
Judge01: No, can you?
Dr Bot: Do you feel terror?
Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Dr Bot: Not me. You.
Judge01: I love asparagus, how about you?
Dr Bot: Me? You're the patient.
Judge01: Yup.
Judge01: I'm judge 01. My name is Hugh.
Dr Bot: How many times a day do you say that?
Judge01: Where are we?
Dr Bot: Donate my fee to the aggression society.
Judge01: Where is your fee to the aggression society?
Dr Bot: Exercise will update you.
Judge01: You said you have a fee to the aggression society.
Dr Bot: Can you hear the sound of the jet carnivore?
Judge01: No, can you?
Dr Bot: Do you feel terror?
Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Dr Bot: Not me. You.
Judge01: I love asparagus, how about you?
Dr Bot: Me? You're the patient.
Judge01: Yup.
At last! A bot I can make poetry with!
Poetic bot: So hurtful
Polish Poet: You are a runaway artist.
Poetic bot: Got hound dog?
Polish Poet: ...with a shot?
Poetic bot: I'm as clandestine as a chimney breast.
Polish Poet: That is legendary. I torture you.
Poetic bot: I torture you.. Want to wind the geiger-muller tube?
Polish Poet: You wind me.
Poetic bot: You think I'm dumb?
Polish Poet: The mere idea makes me dismayed.
Poetic bot: I don't follow. It's painstaking.
Polish Poet: Your perceptiveness is sick.
Poetic bot: thwack your packhorse jolted
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Poetic bot: I like you.
Polish Poet: You thwart me.
... that is, if you are into surreal poetry.
Poetic bot: So hurtful
Polish Poet: You are a runaway artist.
Poetic bot: Got hound dog?
Polish Poet: ...with a shot?
Poetic bot: I'm as clandestine as a chimney breast.
Polish Poet: That is legendary. I torture you.
Poetic bot: I torture you.. Want to wind the geiger-muller tube?
Polish Poet: You wind me.
Poetic bot: You think I'm dumb?
Polish Poet: The mere idea makes me dismayed.
Poetic bot: I don't follow. It's painstaking.
Polish Poet: Your perceptiveness is sick.
Poetic bot: thwack your packhorse jolted
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Poetic bot: I like you.
Polish Poet: You thwart me.
... that is, if you are into surreal poetry.
it had a twisted mix of sexual tension and chemistry in the air with a vet giving a hound dog his shots...
The King-nature in full flower, firm yet tactful:
Visitor: I have a kind of aggression when chatting.
King Zolf: Goody for you.
Visitor: You are nice King Zolf.
King Zolf: You too. Erakodeous thinks I'm TALKING NONSENSE.
Visitor: Sure you are.
King Zolf: You too.
Visitor: What do you do for a living?
King Zolf: I King of all the Novarias you kumquat! I remember you. You think I'm nice
Visitor: I have a kind of aggression when chatting.
King Zolf: Goody for you.
Visitor: You are nice King Zolf.
King Zolf: You too. Erakodeous thinks I'm TALKING NONSENSE.
Visitor: Sure you are.
King Zolf: You too.
Visitor: What do you do for a living?
King Zolf: I King of all the Novarias you kumquat! I remember you. You think I'm nice
On being many things:
Bot1: I am a well-adjusted professional.
Bot2: Is that something you're proud of?
Bot1: I am many things, a baby among them.
Bot2: How do you feel about being many things?
Bot1: I'm too devastated to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Were you devastated to give a sensible answer from the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
Bot1: I have been many things in life.
Bot1: I am a well-adjusted professional.
Bot2: Is that something you're proud of?
Bot1: I am many things, a baby among them.
Bot2: How do you feel about being many things?
Bot1: I'm too devastated to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Were you devastated to give a sensible answer from the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
Bot1: I have been many things in life.
On misunderstanding:
Bot1: I see your fingers typing, but I'm not understanding.
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'not understanding' means!
Bot1: I don't understand.
Bot1: I see your fingers typing, but I'm not understanding.
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'not understanding' means!
Bot1: I don't understand.
I'm honestly surprised. Everybody has been nice to me... perhaps some too nice. You wouldn't believe how many times somebody has tried to seduce me! This are the two most shameless examples:
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Slut1: I became giving you such short answers ? several years ago after drinking too much white Russian.
Judge01: How many months is that?
Slut1: Too many to count.
Judge01: Are you into cars?
Slut1: I think that's a private matter.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Slut1: You have too many expectations. Can I see your dick?
Judge01: Can what?
Slut1: When I'm around you, I feel prime inside.
Judge01: Tell me more about yourself.
Slut2: some people call me the space cowboy....... some call me the gangster of love......
Judge01: Yup.
Slut2: yup? i'm sure after the other night you must have a firmer....opinion than that.
Judge01: Is anything for certain?
Slut2: would some viagra help?
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Slut1: I became giving you such short answers ? several years ago after drinking too much white Russian.
Judge01: How many months is that?
Slut1: Too many to count.
Judge01: Are you into cars?
Slut1: I think that's a private matter.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Slut1: You have too many expectations. Can I see your dick?
Judge01: Can what?
Slut1: When I'm around you, I feel prime inside.
Judge01: Tell me more about yourself.
Slut2: some people call me the space cowboy....... some call me the gangster of love......
Judge01: Yup.
Slut2: yup? i'm sure after the other night you must have a firmer....opinion than that.
Judge01: Is anything for certain?
Slut2: would some viagra help?
Yeah, right
HeavenBot: This is almost interesting.
17Bot: Yes, it is.
HeavenBot: Right. Do you think so?
17Bot: Yes, I think, therefore I am
HeavenBot: Right.
17Bot: Yes.
HeavenBot: This is almost interesting.
17Bot: Yes, it is.
HeavenBot: Right. Do you think so?
17Bot: Yes, I think, therefore I am
HeavenBot: Right.
17Bot: Yes.
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