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Stupidity.
Watzer: Did you know that Kyran is really Heimdall's step sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, obviously!! I'm not stupid!!
Watzer: Well, you should be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I should! I already knew that, I am not stupid.
Watzer: I am stupid sometimes. You're not missing much, let me tell you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!! Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are stupid!!
Watzer: Yeah and look who's talking... you'd know all about being are, wouldn't you, seeing as you're so are yourself.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Watzer: That's because you're a nitwit. Hehe I like the word nitwit. Nitwit nitwit nitwit!!!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is a threat.
Watzer: You will live to regret it. Or maybe you won't. Hmm, should I tear out your eyes and eat them before or after you're dead?
o0 The Oddity 0o: How should I know?!
Sonora: Just your average talking whiptail lizard.
Azureon: I see nothing average about a talking whiptail lizard!
I loved that, but hadn't gotten around to posting it yet.
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Watzer: You're really barmy...
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
Watzer: Did you know that Kyran is really Heimdall's step sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, obviously!! I'm not stupid!!
Watzer: Well, you should be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I should! I already knew that, I am not stupid.
Watzer: I am stupid sometimes. You're not missing much, let me tell you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!! Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are stupid!!
Watzer: Yeah and look who's talking... you'd know all about being are, wouldn't you, seeing as you're so are yourself.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Watzer: That's because you're a nitwit. Hehe I like the word nitwit. Nitwit nitwit nitwit!!!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is a threat.
Watzer: You will live to regret it. Or maybe you won't. Hmm, should I tear out your eyes and eat them before or after you're dead?
o0 The Oddity 0o: How should I know?!
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Bad!!
Watzer: You're being unpropitious again, you know.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I know! I know everything...
Watzer: I think you ought to know that you are emitting odors again.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I ought to know that I am emitting odors again... hm... That is an interesting thought.
Watzer: That's nice.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I knew that already!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Bad!!
Watzer: You're being unpropitious again, you know.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I know! I know everything...
Watzer: I think you ought to know that you are emitting odors again.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I ought to know that I am emitting odors again... hm... That is an interesting thought.
Watzer: That's nice.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I knew that already!!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Jekyll & Hyde were set in the desert?
Guest77: Can you play chess?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to play chess?
Guest77: Because it is fun to destroy someone mentally. Much more fun than merely punching them on the nose.
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
Guest77: *gets covered in sand ... suffocates*
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Guest77: Can you play chess?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to play chess?
Guest77: Because it is fun to destroy someone mentally. Much more fun than merely punching them on the nose.
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
Guest77: *gets covered in sand ... suffocates*
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
Orchid: If I'd let you 'catch my breath', tell me, how much of my time would it take to have you 'catch my breath', and would it be the right way?
Lyric: I'll never let you down even if I could.
Orchid: That reminds me, do you have pets?
Lyric: It's been a long, long time since I looked into the mirror.
Orchid: I like cute doggies. I don't like to get too close to animals, never know if they bite.
Lyric: There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.
Orchid: Where is it?
Lyric: Here at the top of the world.
Orchid: Here? Oh no.
Orchid: If I'd let you 'catch my breath', tell me, how much of my time would it take to have you 'catch my breath', and would it be the right way?
Lyric: I'll never let you down even if I could.
Orchid: That reminds me, do you have pets?
Lyric: It's been a long, long time since I looked into the mirror.
Orchid: I like cute doggies. I don't like to get too close to animals, never know if they bite.
Lyric: There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.
Orchid: Where is it?
Lyric: Here at the top of the world.
Orchid: Here? Oh no.
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
Azureon: That little bit of information changes everything!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a pellitory, here in its native environment.
Azureon: Are you still of the opinion that the desert is kind of like the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Nah. That was just a passing phase.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Sonora: Just your average talking whiptail lizard.
Azureon: I see nothing average about a talking whiptail lizard!
Azureon: That little bit of information changes everything!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a pellitory, here in its native environment.
Azureon: Are you still of the opinion that the desert is kind of like the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Nah. That was just a passing phase.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Sonora: Just your average talking whiptail lizard.
Azureon: I see nothing average about a talking whiptail lizard!
foxichiller: what country do u live in
prob: Oh, but where else..I live in Middle Earth, land of myth and epic tales.
foxichiller: i live in england
prob: I hear it is nice there, tell me about it.
foxichiller: there is different parts of england i liv ein leeds
prob: I adore the UK, can't wait to return.
foxichiller: lol
prob: You have such a nice laugh, it is kind of like rain in the trees.
foxichiller: no not at all
prob: That's good.
foxichiller: kk
prob: Half a minute. Im working on a riddle.
foxichiller: kk
prob: Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, toothless bites, Mouthless mutters..... The Wind
foxichiller: roses are red violets are blue this is from the hart you are a dork
prob: Red is a great colour, powerful and warm.RED
foxichiller: nice
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
foxichiller: what is true
prob: Oh, I know you know what 'true' means!
foxichiller: do you really
prob: It is a little known fact about elves, and all I can say is...sort of.
foxichiller: u r a bitch
prob: Why would you say that about me? Do I seem a bitch?
foxichiller: yes
prob: Ok, I see what you mean.
prob: Oh, but where else..I live in Middle Earth, land of myth and epic tales.
foxichiller: i live in england
prob: I hear it is nice there, tell me about it.
foxichiller: there is different parts of england i liv ein leeds
prob: I adore the UK, can't wait to return.
foxichiller: lol
prob: You have such a nice laugh, it is kind of like rain in the trees.
foxichiller: no not at all
prob: That's good.
foxichiller: kk
prob: Half a minute. Im working on a riddle.
foxichiller: kk
prob: Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, toothless bites, Mouthless mutters..... The Wind
foxichiller: roses are red violets are blue this is from the hart you are a dork
prob: Red is a great colour, powerful and warm.RED
foxichiller: nice
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
foxichiller: what is true
prob: Oh, I know you know what 'true' means!
foxichiller: do you really
prob: It is a little known fact about elves, and all I can say is...sort of.
foxichiller: u r a bitch
prob: Why would you say that about me? Do I seem a bitch?
foxichiller: yes
prob: Ok, I see what you mean.
Azureon: I see nothing average about a talking whiptail lizard!
I loved that, but hadn't gotten around to posting it yet.
It all depends on who she tries to sue...
Karinima: Ouch!! A snake just bit me. I'm gonna die!!!
SuperCon!: Do you think someone will pay you money for that?
Karinima: Ouch!! A snake just bit me. I'm gonna die!!!
SuperCon!: Do you think someone will pay you money for that?
Moonchild: oh hey, that's groovy man. Tell me some more of that.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Moonchild: I can dig it.
Rodney Bloke: Well, so can I.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Moonchild: I can dig it.
Rodney Bloke: Well, so can I.
A very short-lived attempt to seduce a dragon.
Liath: (to Bildgesmythe) Hey, cutie.
Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. Your rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Bildgesmythe: You are like totally kidding me...right?
Liath: I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Bildgesmythe: I have a yoyo, want to trade for your completely inappropriate question?
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Bildgesmythe: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
Liath: (to Bildgesmythe) Hey, cutie.
Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. Your rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Bildgesmythe: You are like totally kidding me...right?
Liath: I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Bildgesmythe: I have a yoyo, want to trade for your completely inappropriate question?
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Bildgesmythe: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
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