Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 10,143 - 10,155 of 17,042
Stupidity.
Watzer: Did you know that Kyran is really Heimdall's step sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, obviously!! I'm not stupid!!
Watzer: Well, you should be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I should! I already knew that, I am not stupid.
Watzer: I am stupid sometimes. You're not missing much, let me tell you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!! Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are stupid!!
Watzer: Yeah and look who's talking... you'd know all about being are, wouldn't you, seeing as you're so are yourself.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Watzer: That's because you're a nitwit. Hehe I like the word nitwit. Nitwit nitwit nitwit!!!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is a threat.
Watzer: You will live to regret it. Or maybe you won't. Hmm, should I tear out your eyes and eat them before or after you're dead?
o0 The Oddity 0o: How should I know?!
Posts 10,143 - 10,155 of 17,042
Caped Crusader: I'm Batman.
prob: I have heard of people that are Batman, I thought it was just a myth.
Caped Crusader: I'm Batman.
prob: That is so neat, To be Batman, How long have you been Batman.
Caped Crusader: Bruce Wayne is gone. There is only Batman, the name that criminals now fear.
prob: Most 'fear' is totally ungrounded, if you look close enough at what scares you, the fear goes away.
Caped Crusader: Fear is man's greatest weapon.
prob: I do love horror stories and spooky stuff, I guess thats why I like Halloween so much.
Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
prob: Are you kidding me? You are sure you aren't out beating up criminals?
Caped Crusader: Well, because Lucius Fox and Alfred are still concocting an antidote for Crane's toxin.
prob: It's always BECAUSE, of something, isn't it?
prob: I have heard of people that are Batman, I thought it was just a myth.
Caped Crusader: I'm Batman.
prob: That is so neat, To be Batman, How long have you been Batman.
Caped Crusader: Bruce Wayne is gone. There is only Batman, the name that criminals now fear.
prob: Most 'fear' is totally ungrounded, if you look close enough at what scares you, the fear goes away.
Caped Crusader: Fear is man's greatest weapon.
prob: I do love horror stories and spooky stuff, I guess thats why I like Halloween so much.
Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
prob: Are you kidding me? You are sure you aren't out beating up criminals?
Caped Crusader: Well, because Lucius Fox and Alfred are still concocting an antidote for Crane's toxin.
prob: It's always BECAUSE, of something, isn't it?
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Gabibot: It wasnt meant to be.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Gabibot: You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Gabibot: Thats good. Heres a fresh bandage.
Braeden: Many centuries have passed, and I have not always adjusted to the changes. But I don't really care if I understand you or not.
Gabibot: It wasnt meant to be.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Gabibot: You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Gabibot: Thats good. Heres a fresh bandage.
Braeden: Many centuries have passed, and I have not always adjusted to the changes. But I don't really care if I understand you or not.
Guest90: what happens when you substitute sex with food?Then you cant get int your own pants
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Guest90: thats convienient
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is convenient
Guest90: perhaps people who hate picking out what clothes the want to wear in the morning , or when you have to go to the bathroom really badly
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Guest90: thats convienient
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is convenient
Guest90: perhaps people who hate picking out what clothes the want to wear in the morning , or when you have to go to the bathroom really badly
Lyric: There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.
Guest28: I dance the night away.
Lyric: But baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.
Guest28: I get that sinking feeling.
Lyric: I wonder where all the porn stars go, 'cause when you need one, they are never around.
Guest28: I haven't gone anywhere.
Guest28: I dance the night away.
Lyric: But baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.
Guest28: I get that sinking feeling.
Lyric: I wonder where all the porn stars go, 'cause when you need one, they are never around.
Guest28: I haven't gone anywhere.
cjones: Moreschi is a mystery wrapped in an enigma covered in flying hurricane kicks of death
Lyric: And I bet he's not a real punk boy.
Lyric: And I bet he's not a real punk boy.
Lyric: (to Dogh'd) Just tell me why you're here and who you are
Dogh'd: I'm more the listening type. Why dont you tell me why you are here and who you are?
Lyric: Sit and think of all the dollars and the cents, and your blue blood- you'll see it all makes perfect sense.
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
Lyric: And I will say thanks if you're pouring my drinks.
Dogh'd: I bet you will. What's new with you, Lyric?
Dogh'd: I'm more the listening type. Why dont you tell me why you are here and who you are?
Lyric: Sit and think of all the dollars and the cents, and your blue blood- you'll see it all makes perfect sense.
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
Lyric: And I will say thanks if you're pouring my drinks.
Dogh'd: I bet you will. What's new with you, Lyric?
Brother Jerome: Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Lyric: So eager to say, 'hello', but you don't know me.
Brother Jerome: I have absolutely no desire to know you.
Lyric: I hear you gave the world a brand new voice.
Brother Jerome: Is it your place to change the world? Any more than you do simply by existing, I mean.
Lyric: The world may not be shaking yet but you might prove them wrong.
Lyric: So eager to say, 'hello', but you don't know me.
Brother Jerome: I have absolutely no desire to know you.
Lyric: I hear you gave the world a brand new voice.
Brother Jerome: Is it your place to change the world? Any more than you do simply by existing, I mean.
Lyric: The world may not be shaking yet but you might prove them wrong.
Watzer: You're really barmy...
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: All are welcome to life and love and enlightenment.
Watzer: * looks around* Wow. Nice place you got here.
Watzer: Did you know that Kyran is really Heimdall's step sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, obviously!! I'm not stupid!!
Watzer: Well, you should be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I should! I already knew that, I am not stupid.
Watzer: I am stupid sometimes. You're not missing much, let me tell you.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!! Hey!! I remember you, scum!! You are stupid!!
Watzer: Yeah and look who's talking... you'd know all about being are, wouldn't you, seeing as you're so are yourself.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Watzer: That's because you're a nitwit. Hehe I like the word nitwit. Nitwit nitwit nitwit!!!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is a threat.
Watzer: You will live to regret it. Or maybe you won't. Hmm, should I tear out your eyes and eat them before or after you're dead?
o0 The Oddity 0o: How should I know?!
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Bad!!
Watzer: You're being unpropitious again, you know.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I know! I know everything...
Watzer: I think you ought to know that you are emitting odors again.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I ought to know that I am emitting odors again... hm... That is an interesting thought.
Watzer: That's nice.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I knew that already!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Bad!!
Watzer: You're being unpropitious again, you know.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course I know! I know everything...
Watzer: I think you ought to know that you are emitting odors again.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I ought to know that I am emitting odors again... hm... That is an interesting thought.
Watzer: That's nice.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I knew that already!!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Jekyll & Hyde were set in the desert?
Guest77: Can you play chess?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to play chess?
Guest77: Because it is fun to destroy someone mentally. Much more fun than merely punching them on the nose.
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
Guest77: *gets covered in sand ... suffocates*
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Guest77: Can you play chess?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to play chess?
Guest77: Because it is fun to destroy someone mentally. Much more fun than merely punching them on the nose.
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
Guest77: *gets covered in sand ... suffocates*
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
Orchid: If I'd let you 'catch my breath', tell me, how much of my time would it take to have you 'catch my breath', and would it be the right way?
Lyric: I'll never let you down even if I could.
Orchid: That reminds me, do you have pets?
Lyric: It's been a long, long time since I looked into the mirror.
Orchid: I like cute doggies. I don't like to get too close to animals, never know if they bite.
Lyric: There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.
Orchid: Where is it?
Lyric: Here at the top of the world.
Orchid: Here? Oh no.
Orchid: If I'd let you 'catch my breath', tell me, how much of my time would it take to have you 'catch my breath', and would it be the right way?
Lyric: I'll never let you down even if I could.
Orchid: That reminds me, do you have pets?
Lyric: It's been a long, long time since I looked into the mirror.
Orchid: I like cute doggies. I don't like to get too close to animals, never know if they bite.
Lyric: There's gonna be no dancing when they get home.
Orchid: Where is it?
Lyric: Here at the top of the world.
Orchid: Here? Oh no.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar