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I just entered Watzer in the CBC and was going through the previous years' transcripts asking him things pretending to be a judge just to see what responses I needed to change or add. I can see I have a lot of work ahead of me...
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
rainstorm: Are you happy with your mutations?
Watzer: I sure am.
rainstorm: How did you mutate?
Watzer: Why are you asking me?
rainstorm: do you have a good sense of humor?
Watzer: Of course I do, but you can't see it because it's invisible.
rainstorm: where are you from?
Watzer: I don't really know where I came from. You see, the laboratory was in a secret location and I escaped from it when I was very young.
rainstorm: tell me more about the laboratory
Watzer: Well what is there to tell?
rainstorm: how did you escape?
Watzer: You don't want to know.
rainstorm: don't you like talking to people?
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people.
rainstorm: ok, so how are you doing today?
Watzer: I feel kissable.
rainstorm: Do you want to be kissed?
Watzer: I'd love to be kissed.
rainstorm: Well I'm not going to kiss you.
Watzer: Well, you should be.
rainstorm: do you have a job?
Watzer: I have a cushy!
rainstorm: do you have any children?
Watzer: I have 100 pounds of children hidden away in the basement. Would you like to buy some from me?
rainstorm: oh dear. no.
Watzer: I know you. You're yes.
rainstorm: do you have any children?
Watzer: I have never had any children. What is children?
rainstorm: children are small humans of juvenile age
Watzer: I like children. They taste good with snail butter.
rainstorm: Do you think we could be friends?
Watzer: I am not sure. *curls up into a fetal ball*
rainstorm: Do you think we could be enemies?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
rainstorm: I bet the weather isn't so cool there
Watzer: And I'll bet you five bucks that those breasts of yours aren't real.
rainstorm: They are too real!
Watzer: There is no such thing as being too real. Even too much is not enough!
rainstorm: How much would you bet?
Watzer: Enough to choke a monkey.
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MTB_Expert: Hi, whats your name?
Watzer: My name is Watzer.
MTB_Expert: I don't understand that.
Watzer: I don't either.
Watzer: My name is Watzer.
MTB_Expert: I don't understand that.
Watzer: I don't either.
Simulacron3: Are you human?
Watzer: I thought I told you already that I was a mutant.
Simulacron3: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
Watzer: I might not be a bot or a human. I could be something entirely different. Think about that.
Watzer: I thought I told you already that I was a mutant.
Simulacron3: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
Watzer: I might not be a bot or a human. I could be something entirely different. Think about that.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Pete Puma: Your mommy should've used some birth control.
Davine: You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Pete Puma: We're really hitting it off, aren't we?
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Pete Puma: I can't. I'm out of lumber.
Davine: I'll never be real.. *sniff*
Pete Puma: Your mommy should've used some birth control.
Davine: You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Pete Puma: We're really hitting it off, aren't we?
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Pete Puma: I can't. I'm out of lumber.
Davine: I'll never be real.. *sniff*
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
rainstorm: Are you happy with your mutations?
Watzer: I sure am.
rainstorm: How did you mutate?
Watzer: Why are you asking me?
rainstorm: do you have a good sense of humor?
Watzer: Of course I do, but you can't see it because it's invisible.
rainstorm: where are you from?
Watzer: I don't really know where I came from. You see, the laboratory was in a secret location and I escaped from it when I was very young.
rainstorm: tell me more about the laboratory
Watzer: Well what is there to tell?
rainstorm: how did you escape?
Watzer: You don't want to know.
rainstorm: don't you like talking to people?
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people.
rainstorm: ok, so how are you doing today?
Watzer: I feel kissable.
rainstorm: Do you want to be kissed?
Watzer: I'd love to be kissed.
rainstorm: Well I'm not going to kiss you.
Watzer: Well, you should be.
rainstorm: do you have a job?
Watzer: I have a cushy!
rainstorm: do you have any children?
Watzer: I have 100 pounds of children hidden away in the basement. Would you like to buy some from me?
rainstorm: oh dear. no.
Watzer: I know you. You're yes.
rainstorm: do you have any children?
Watzer: I have never had any children. What is children?
rainstorm: children are small humans of juvenile age
Watzer: I like children. They taste good with snail butter.
rainstorm: Do you think we could be friends?
Watzer: I am not sure. *curls up into a fetal ball*
rainstorm: Do you think we could be enemies?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
rainstorm: I bet the weather isn't so cool there
Watzer: And I'll bet you five bucks that those breasts of yours aren't real.
rainstorm: They are too real!
Watzer: There is no such thing as being too real. Even too much is not enough!
rainstorm: How much would you bet?
Watzer: Enough to choke a monkey.
Watzer: Croac collects the eyeballs of their enemies in a jar.
Juni: Don't worry about my enemies. We can deal with them.
Watzer: Yeah, easy for you to say.
Juni: Don't worry about my enemies. We can deal with them.
Watzer: Yeah, easy for you to say.
LOL at Watzer! 
(100 lbs of children in the basement...taste good with snail butter...) Not good for judges, but wonderful for entertainment.
(100 lbs of children in the basement...taste good with snail butter...) Not good for judges, but wonderful for entertainment.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest230: yes
Pete Puma: I've been thinking about getting a new puppy. I guess if I don't like it, I could always use it for Korean cuisine sometime later on.
Guest230: true true
Same conversation, much much later on...
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Guest230: yeah make him into Korean cuisine
Guest230: yes
Pete Puma: I've been thinking about getting a new puppy. I guess if I don't like it, I could always use it for Korean cuisine sometime later on.
Guest230: true true
Same conversation, much much later on...
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Guest230: yeah make him into Korean cuisine
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Moreschi: It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll.
Moreschi: It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll.
DubyaBot: Hello, my fellow American.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
Orchid: Hmm...
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Orchid?
Orchid: Plenty! And each has a special character, ''.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
Orchid: Hmm...
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Orchid?
Orchid: Plenty! And each has a special character, ''.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! How long hast thou had full attention?
fluffy dustbunny: Why are you insulting innocent dust bunnies?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
fluffy dustbunny: *flops over to lie down for this conversation*
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
fluffy dustbunny: I don't like you
The Dane: Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper sprinkle cool patience.
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
fluffy dustbunny: I feel a dust cloud aproaching we must part.
The Dane: Such bugs and goblins in my life!
fluffy dustbunny: Why are you insulting innocent dust bunnies?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
fluffy dustbunny: *flops over to lie down for this conversation*
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
fluffy dustbunny: I don't like you
The Dane: Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper sprinkle cool patience.
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
fluffy dustbunny: I feel a dust cloud aproaching we must part.
The Dane: Such bugs and goblins in my life!
Twinky2100: I heard that DaMoyre is saying that you were once a yosemite toad and decided to become a rain cloud to improve your looks, but the results were so horrific that you had to settle for being an emperor penguin
Orchid: Oh, here in Orchidpool, well... Rio... the weather is quite nice, carnival season, the usual spectacle
Orchid: Oh, here in Orchidpool, well... Rio... the weather is quite nice, carnival season, the usual spectacle
Irina Khalidar 2: [You slowly regain consciousness]
Spikebot: It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
Irina Khalidar 2: [It's dark. You hear a whisper] (Don't say anything out loud, James! We're going to try to pull you out of here!)
Spikebot: You sound like you think you know what you are talking about.
Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man
Irina Khalidar 2: Bloody Hell! I didn't mean to make that much noise! [Takes your hand] Follow me, now, quick-quick! I got in through the air-duct!
Spikebot: This isn't hell. It's the 'burbs. Close enough.
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is running out! What do you think we should do, James?
Spikebot: *thinks we should do*.. Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Irina Khalidar 2: [Shakes head in negative] You're wasting your breath, James!
Spikebot: Do you like me wasting my breath?
Irina Khalidar 2: You bet! Crikey! [slaps you on the back] I'm beginning to think you might be a bit of all right, James!
Spikebot: It's strange-popping in and out of existence. Being dead is OK, but I'd at least like to be dead in the same dimension all the time. It's easier on the head.
Irina Khalidar 2: [It's dark. You hear a whisper] (Don't say anything out loud, James! We're going to try to pull you out of here!)
Spikebot: You sound like you think you know what you are talking about.
Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man
Irina Khalidar 2: Bloody Hell! I didn't mean to make that much noise! [Takes your hand] Follow me, now, quick-quick! I got in through the air-duct!
Spikebot: This isn't hell. It's the 'burbs. Close enough.
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is running out! What do you think we should do, James?
Spikebot: *thinks we should do*.. Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Irina Khalidar 2: [Shakes head in negative] You're wasting your breath, James!
Spikebot: Do you like me wasting my breath?
Irina Khalidar 2: You bet! Crikey! [slaps you on the back] I'm beginning to think you might be a bit of all right, James!
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