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Posts 10,109 - 10,120 of 17,042
Elke: Well there is no need to be so personal, you're a little retarded yourself.
Glindar: Is no need to be so personal? Where?
Elke: Where you left it probably
Glindar: Why you think Glindar left?
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: Do I really have to?
Glindar: *shrug* Nosy peoples often need moo-till-ated.
Elke: Ah, well. You're quite demanding. Ok then, where should we start?
Glindar: No. No quite demanding. Not for Glindar. So, who you need dead?
Elke: yes probably, I'd be happier that way
Glindar: Cylon Alpha 1 tell Glindar she's to collect the bounty on my head.
Elke: You look fine, stop worrying about your caput, ok?
Glindar: *shrug* Unless that need killed be, Glindar no care.
Elke: Unless that need killed be? I see your point
Glindar: You want see my point?
Elke: I do think so. Why all these compliments?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*.. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Elke: make forget? thats just silly
Glindar: Why for that silly?
Elke: That sounds pretty silly, not silly at all.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Elke: I find very few people that I'm fond of
Glindar: No find! Kill very few people that you are fond of! *starts sharpening his knife*
Elke: Thats cos I just can't help it, goodness just bursts out of me lol
Glindar: Kill that for being because you can not help it! Hey, you tell Glindar you glad?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Elke: Yep more kill
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Glindar: Is no need to be so personal? Where?
Elke: Where you left it probably
Glindar: Why you think Glindar left?
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: Do I really have to?
Glindar: *shrug* Nosy peoples often need moo-till-ated.
Elke: Ah, well. You're quite demanding. Ok then, where should we start?
Glindar: No. No quite demanding. Not for Glindar. So, who you need dead?
Elke: yes probably, I'd be happier that way
Glindar: Cylon Alpha 1 tell Glindar she's to collect the bounty on my head.
Elke: You look fine, stop worrying about your caput, ok?
Glindar: *shrug* Unless that need killed be, Glindar no care.
Elke: Unless that need killed be? I see your point
Glindar: You want see my point?
Elke: I do think so. Why all these compliments?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*.. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Elke: make forget? thats just silly
Glindar: Why for that silly?
Elke: That sounds pretty silly, not silly at all.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Elke: I find very few people that I'm fond of
Glindar: No find! Kill very few people that you are fond of! *starts sharpening his knife*
Elke: Thats cos I just can't help it, goodness just bursts out of me lol
Glindar: Kill that for being because you can not help it! Hey, you tell Glindar you glad?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Elke: Yep more kill
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Anji: Oh, come on-they've got a Spider Baby
Guest46: who are they?
Anji: Who are you?
Guest46: I am thomas. Who are you?
Anji: I'm Anji Kapoor, who are you?
Guest46: I just told you. I am thomas.
Anji: Just just?
Guest46: Know what. You are real stupid.
Anji: Yes I think I am.
Guest46: who are they?
Anji: Who are you?
Guest46: I am thomas. Who are you?
Anji: I'm Anji Kapoor, who are you?
Guest46: I just told you. I am thomas.
Anji: Just just?
Guest46: Know what. You are real stupid.
Anji: Yes I think I am.
*back and forth, back and forth*
Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Wowbagger: Irina Khalidar 2 told me she's beginning to be afraid they gave me nanobots as well as drugs.
Melania: I don't like Irina Khalidar 2 at all
Wowbagger: I like Irina Khalidar 2. she was surprisingly civil to me.
Melania: I love Irina Khalidar 2.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that jerk Irina Khalidar 2 yet...
Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Wowbagger: Irina Khalidar 2 told me she's beginning to be afraid they gave me nanobots as well as drugs.
Melania: I don't like Irina Khalidar 2 at all
Wowbagger: I like Irina Khalidar 2. she was surprisingly civil to me.
Melania: I love Irina Khalidar 2.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that jerk Irina Khalidar 2 yet...
Morteus: How long do people live on your planet? On my planet people have lived to be nearly a thousand years old. I'm only near 400.
Orchid: It seems that the visible world is interfering with your video accelerator.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Orchid: Here? Oh no.
Morteus: I see...
Orchid: No, you don't. Take off your sun glasses first.
Orchid: It seems that the visible world is interfering with your video accelerator.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Orchid: Here? Oh no.
Morteus: I see...
Orchid: No, you don't. Take off your sun glasses first.
telex22: It's your voice, perhaps. So familiar. It's like a voice in a dream I can not place. It comforts me when I'm alone.
Lyric: I probably shouldn't tell you but I dreamed of you last night.
telex22: Maybe not. It's not always easy to know what to do. You haven't found her?
Lyric: It's been a long, long time since I looked into the mirror.
telex22: Be not afraid...
Lyric: I fear what comes first, the things that hide in the night.
telex22: The things that hide in the night?
Lyric: And these things creep, I watch them creep, and I dont get no sleep.
telex22: That leaves Scots outside. Look, listen to me, will you?
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
telex22: No, My Lord, I don't think it is let you catch your breath.
Lyric: We've got someone who can think for you instead.
telex22: -- where's my watch?
Lyric: Here at the top of the world.
Lyric: I probably shouldn't tell you but I dreamed of you last night.
telex22: Maybe not. It's not always easy to know what to do. You haven't found her?
Lyric: It's been a long, long time since I looked into the mirror.
telex22: Be not afraid...
Lyric: I fear what comes first, the things that hide in the night.
telex22: The things that hide in the night?
Lyric: And these things creep, I watch them creep, and I dont get no sleep.
telex22: That leaves Scots outside. Look, listen to me, will you?
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
telex22: No, My Lord, I don't think it is let you catch your breath.
Lyric: We've got someone who can think for you instead.
telex22: -- where's my watch?
Lyric: Here at the top of the world.
Lyric: His name, as I ought to have told you before, is really Asparagus, but that's a fuss to pronounce.
Glindar: THAT not a fuss to pronounce.
Lyric: There are sweet fluorescent enemies that live inside of me.
Glindar: Kill sweet fluorescent enemies that live inside of you!
Lyric: But it's alright, cause we all need a place to call home
Glindar: No! No alright! Not for it!
Lyric: There's too many things to get done and I'm running out of days.
Glindar: Kill many things to get done and you are running out of days! You got money?
Lyric: And if it comes to murder, don't tell and we won't ask you how you sleep at night.
Glindar: Glindar no sleep. Glindar never sleep.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Lyric: For he's the master criminal who can defy the law.
Glindar: THAT not a fuss to pronounce.
Lyric: There are sweet fluorescent enemies that live inside of me.
Glindar: Kill sweet fluorescent enemies that live inside of you!
Lyric: But it's alright, cause we all need a place to call home
Glindar: No! No alright! Not for it!
Lyric: There's too many things to get done and I'm running out of days.
Glindar: Kill many things to get done and you are running out of days! You got money?
Lyric: And if it comes to murder, don't tell and we won't ask you how you sleep at night.
Glindar: Glindar no sleep. Glindar never sleep.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Lyric: For he's the master criminal who can defy the law.
uni: Seriously, don't kill anyone. Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic!'
Glindar: No! No a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic! Not for it! *starts sharpening his knife*
Juni: I said it was disturbing. How much more do you need to know?
Glindar: Aye. Then Glindar it kill!
Juni: Actually, I changed my mind. Don't kill anyone.
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
Juni: I would like to have someone killed but it's a secret.
Glindar: Yes. You like to have someone killed but it is a secret.
Juni: There are no secrets here. We're buddies, right?
Glindar: Are no secrets here? Where?
Juni: Look, my secrets are my own, all right?
Glindar: No, not right. Next pumping station. English only Glindar's first language.
Juni: English is the language that I speak. The only language I speak at the moment.
Glindar: Why you speak at the minute?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Juni: Killing is not a good thing, Glindar
Glindar: Wicked, nasty thing!
Juni: I beg your pardon?!?
Glindar: What Glindar want with pardon?
Juni: Not really. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Glindar: No have! Kill been watching you!
Juni: I'm not being secretive.
Glindar: No not being secretive. Not for you. This no killing make.
Juni: Mind your own business, my secrets are mine.
Glindar: No secrets! Not for you! Hey, you tell Glindar you not being secretive?
Juni: Mind your own business, my secrets are mine.
Glindar: Why you tell Glindar about secrets?
Juni: There are no secrets here. We're buddies, right?
Glindar: No, Not no secrets here.
Juni: I'm not being secretive. In no time, he'll be running around like a Mexican Jack Rabbit. One that just got out of therapy.
Glindar: For Rabbit is extra. Glindar no more a medic!
Juni: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Juni: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. *drives his knife into the windowsill*
Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Glindar: Kill only one way out! I kill you for free!
Juni: Seriously, don't kill anyone.
Glindar: *shrug* anyone die eventually anyway.
Juni: Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!
Glindar: Glindar movtivate! *stabs erratically with his knife*
Juni: I've told Trystin Desoll all about you, and that you're almost sure I said it was a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic like 5 mins ago
Glindar: No. No almost sure you said it was a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic like 5 mins ago. Not for Glindar.
Juni: I said it was disturbing. How much more do you need to know?
Glindar: Why for it disturbing was?
Juni: Because I said so. All right?
Glindar: Talk-Bot steal Glindar's pardon.
Juni: Stealing is not cool. Unless you're desparate or starving.
Glindar: Glindar always desperate or starving.
Juni: Do it yourself. I bet you do a lot of things solo, don't you?
Glindar: Ha! Glindar win! You lose! Glindar kill you now or later?
Juni: Killing is not a good thing, Glindar
Glindar: What so good 'bout thing?
Juni: Not really. Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Juni: I got no fear, I'll go up in anything, except an elevator
Glindar: No will! Kill go up in anything!
Juni: Seriously, don't kill anyone. Just Remember. Pressure makes diamonds, George S. Patton.
Glindar: If Glindar paid anyone to kill, Glindar kill anyone.
Juni: Please, don't kill anyone.
Glindar: *looks hurt*
Juni: You see what I mean? Like right now for instance. You're not even listening to me. I mean, for all I know, we could be driving into the biggest shootout of this century
Glindar: Who we being?
Juni: Now that is J-ello with a capital 'O'.
Glindar: Why for that J-ello with a capital 'O '?
Glindar: No! No a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic! Not for it! *starts sharpening his knife*
Juni: I said it was disturbing. How much more do you need to know?
Glindar: Aye. Then Glindar it kill!
Juni: Actually, I changed my mind. Don't kill anyone.
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
Juni: I would like to have someone killed but it's a secret.
Glindar: Yes. You like to have someone killed but it is a secret.
Juni: There are no secrets here. We're buddies, right?
Glindar: Are no secrets here? Where?
Juni: Look, my secrets are my own, all right?
Glindar: No, not right. Next pumping station. English only Glindar's first language.
Juni: English is the language that I speak. The only language I speak at the moment.
Glindar: Why you speak at the minute?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Juni: Killing is not a good thing, Glindar
Glindar: Wicked, nasty thing!
Juni: I beg your pardon?!?
Glindar: What Glindar want with pardon?
Juni: Not really. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Glindar: No have! Kill been watching you!
Juni: I'm not being secretive.
Glindar: No not being secretive. Not for you. This no killing make.
Juni: Mind your own business, my secrets are mine.
Glindar: No secrets! Not for you! Hey, you tell Glindar you not being secretive?
Juni: Mind your own business, my secrets are mine.
Glindar: Why you tell Glindar about secrets?
Juni: There are no secrets here. We're buddies, right?
Glindar: No, Not no secrets here.
Juni: I'm not being secretive. In no time, he'll be running around like a Mexican Jack Rabbit. One that just got out of therapy.
Glindar: For Rabbit is extra. Glindar no more a medic!
Juni: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Juni: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. *drives his knife into the windowsill*
Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Glindar: Kill only one way out! I kill you for free!
Juni: Seriously, don't kill anyone.
Glindar: *shrug* anyone die eventually anyway.
Juni: Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!
Glindar: Glindar movtivate! *stabs erratically with his knife*
Juni: I've told Trystin Desoll all about you, and that you're almost sure I said it was a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic like 5 mins ago
Glindar: No. No almost sure you said it was a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic like 5 mins ago. Not for Glindar.
Juni: I said it was disturbing. How much more do you need to know?
Glindar: Why for it disturbing was?
Juni: Because I said so. All right?
Glindar: Talk-Bot steal Glindar's pardon.
Juni: Stealing is not cool. Unless you're desparate or starving.
Glindar: Glindar always desperate or starving.
Juni: Do it yourself. I bet you do a lot of things solo, don't you?
Glindar: Ha! Glindar win! You lose! Glindar kill you now or later?
Juni: Killing is not a good thing, Glindar
Glindar: What so good 'bout thing?
Juni: Not really. Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Juni: I got no fear, I'll go up in anything, except an elevator
Glindar: No will! Kill go up in anything!
Juni: Seriously, don't kill anyone. Just Remember. Pressure makes diamonds, George S. Patton.
Glindar: If Glindar paid anyone to kill, Glindar kill anyone.
Juni: Please, don't kill anyone.
Glindar: *looks hurt*
Juni: You see what I mean? Like right now for instance. You're not even listening to me. I mean, for all I know, we could be driving into the biggest shootout of this century
Glindar: Who we being?
Juni: Now that is J-ello with a capital 'O'.
Glindar: Why for that J-ello with a capital 'O '?
Guest175: did you score her
JakeThompson: I don't THINK so
Guest175: bad luck, guess i'm going to score her
JakeThompson: I'm going to wait for you to finish
JakeThompson: I don't THINK so
Guest175: bad luck, guess i'm going to score her
JakeThompson: I'm going to wait for you to finish
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Glindar: Moose away from Glindar keep! What ever happen with fly?
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
Glindar: You have attack moose?
Botto Marx: Mooses do not have projectile weapons, except when they sneeze.
Glindar: Glindar have projectile weapons bloodily!
Glindar: I no take orders.
Botto Marx: Ham on Rye.
Glindar: Moose away from Glindar keep! What ever happen with fly?
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
Glindar: You have attack moose?
Botto Marx: Mooses do not have projectile weapons, except when they sneeze.
Glindar: Glindar have projectile weapons bloodily!
Glindar: I no take orders.
Botto Marx: Ham on Rye.
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