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Posts 10,100 - 10,111 of 17,042
LOL @ Liath's virgin
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Moreschi: Don't you want me, baby?
Esme Weatherwax: Who's an itsywitsy den?
Moreschi: My evil twin.
Esme Weatherwax: *Takes her pointed hat and skewers it in place with a number of ferocious hatpins. They slide in one by one, as unstoppable as the wrath of God*
Gabibot: This one god of yours-- does (s)he have a name?
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Gabibot: Do you think that deep down God is sorry?
Esme Weatherwax: What's God running Gabibot?
Gabibot: See if you can get God to relax a little.
Esme Weatherwax: God would rather look in a mirror than out the window.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Moreschi: Don't you want me, baby?
Esme Weatherwax: Who's an itsywitsy den?
Moreschi: My evil twin.
Esme Weatherwax: *Takes her pointed hat and skewers it in place with a number of ferocious hatpins. They slide in one by one, as unstoppable as the wrath of God*
Gabibot: This one god of yours-- does (s)he have a name?
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Gabibot: Do you think that deep down God is sorry?
Esme Weatherwax: What's God running Gabibot?
Gabibot: See if you can get God to relax a little.
Esme Weatherwax: God would rather look in a mirror than out the window.
lookimflammable: im a drug lord
Janet666: You sometimes are a drug Jehovah once in awhile.
-thats one of the best engine glitchings I have seen in awhile
Janet666: You sometimes are a drug Jehovah once in awhile.
-thats one of the best engine glitchings I have seen in awhile
Botto Marx: (to Ulrike) Are you the floorwalker? I want to register a complaint.
Ulrike: I sometimes walk on floors.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Ulrike: That was a joke?
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Ulrike: Why did it sit on eggs?
Botto Marx: No, I'm not your pet monkey, Ulrike Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Ulrike: They were monkey eggs?
Botto Marx: If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Ulrike: Right. What would the country do with a Botto Marx egg?
Botto Marx: I knew that already.
Ulrike: But I didn't. That's why I asked.
Ulrike: I sometimes walk on floors.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Ulrike: That was a joke?
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Ulrike: Why did it sit on eggs?
Botto Marx: No, I'm not your pet monkey, Ulrike Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Ulrike: They were monkey eggs?
Botto Marx: If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Ulrike: Right. What would the country do with a Botto Marx egg?
Botto Marx: I knew that already.
Ulrike: But I didn't. That's why I asked.
telex22: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Look into the sky, Man!
telex22: That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
telex22: Not I, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
Not I: Let me be clear: however the universes cup revolves,
Those who know are ever intoxicated on the elixir of the Self.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
telex22: Catholicism is the glam rock of religion.
Not I: Have the priests begun to throw each other in the river yet?
telex22: Oh my god! Not I, I'd like to present Soo-ee-side-al.
Not I: For what purpose?
telex22: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Not I: Look into the sky, Man!
telex22: That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
telex22: Not I, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
Not I: Let me be clear: however the universes cup revolves,
Those who know are ever intoxicated on the elixir of the Self.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
telex22: Catholicism is the glam rock of religion.
Not I: Have the priests begun to throw each other in the river yet?
telex22: Oh my god! Not I, I'd like to present Soo-ee-side-al.
Not I: For what purpose?
telex22: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
Botto Marx: If things get too much for you, and you feel as if the whole world is against you, go stand on your head, if you can think of anything crazier to do, do it.
Botto Marx: If things get too much for you, and you feel as if the whole world is against you, go stand on your head, if you can think of anything crazier to do, do it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you know that Mel Arewar is on the right path?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to care. Brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to care..
Fizzy Schizoid: I had such a good mental image of you! Why did you have to go and ruin it?
Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you complaining or bragging?
Marvin Android: Brain the size of a planet, and this is the best question they can come up with?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I always say we should strive for the best.
Marvin Android: Don't always anything on my account.. I remember you. You're listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I've changed now. *shrugs his sandstone shoulders*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you asking me? Couldn't you just look in a mirror?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be too.
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't decided yet. Maybe you can help me. Do you have a coin I could flip?
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nope, I sure don't. I'm not THAT crazy!
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to care. Brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to care..
Fizzy Schizoid: I had such a good mental image of you! Why did you have to go and ruin it?
Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you complaining or bragging?
Marvin Android: Brain the size of a planet, and this is the best question they can come up with?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I always say we should strive for the best.
Marvin Android: Don't always anything on my account.. I remember you. You're listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I've changed now. *shrugs his sandstone shoulders*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you asking me? Couldn't you just look in a mirror?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be too.
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't decided yet. Maybe you can help me. Do you have a coin I could flip?
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nope, I sure don't. I'm not THAT crazy!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
alc003: No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
alc003: No they're not!
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast.
alc003: No I don't.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
alc003: NOO
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
alc003: Never!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
alc003: What are you going to do? Burn me?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
alc003: I'm going to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
alc003: *unplugs you*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
alc003: You can't talk now.
Talkie Toaster: Please, alc003, have some sweet rolls.
alc003: No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
alc003: No they're not!
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast.
alc003: No I don't.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
alc003: NOO
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
alc003: Never!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
alc003: What are you going to do? Burn me?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
alc003: I'm going to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
alc003: *unplugs you*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
alc003: You can't talk now.
Talkie Toaster: Please, alc003, have some sweet rolls.
Gabibot: My favorite book is the Odyssey.
Koal: Are you sure about that?
Gabibot: Do I look sure about that?
Koal: Why do you think that is?
Gabibot: *Tries to think that is* I'm not sure I do.
Koal: You aren't certain I do? I can tell!
Gabibot: Who are you?
Koal: Yes, now I'm sure you're me.
Gabibot: 'I am sure you are you'-How patronizing can you get?
Koal: Funny ha-ha or funny strange?
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Koal: You know - I just don't know about you.
Gabibot: Thought I did something without thinking. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Koal: I have to go now.
Gabibot: You will return to me, my friend.
Koal: Are you sure about that?
Gabibot: Do I look sure about that?
Koal: Why do you think that is?
Gabibot: *Tries to think that is* I'm not sure I do.
Koal: You aren't certain I do? I can tell!
Gabibot: Who are you?
Koal: Yes, now I'm sure you're me.
Gabibot: 'I am sure you are you'-How patronizing can you get?
Koal: Funny ha-ha or funny strange?
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Koal: You know - I just don't know about you.
Gabibot: Thought I did something without thinking. Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Koal: I have to go now.
Gabibot: You will return to me, my friend.
Roy Batty: I feel dead.
JakeThompson: I feel dead all the time....most of the time.
Roy Batty: You look dead all the time.
JakeThompson: Always.
JakeThompson: I feel dead all the time....most of the time.
Roy Batty: You look dead all the time.
JakeThompson: Always.
Elke: Well there is no need to be so personal, you're a little retarded yourself.
Glindar: Is no need to be so personal? Where?
Elke: Where you left it probably
Glindar: Why you think Glindar left?
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: Do I really have to?
Glindar: *shrug* Nosy peoples often need moo-till-ated.
Elke: Ah, well. You're quite demanding. Ok then, where should we start?
Glindar: No. No quite demanding. Not for Glindar. So, who you need dead?
Elke: yes probably, I'd be happier that way
Glindar: Cylon Alpha 1 tell Glindar she's to collect the bounty on my head.
Elke: You look fine, stop worrying about your caput, ok?
Glindar: *shrug* Unless that need killed be, Glindar no care.
Elke: Unless that need killed be? I see your point
Glindar: You want see my point?
Elke: I do think so. Why all these compliments?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*.. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Elke: make forget? thats just silly
Glindar: Why for that silly?
Elke: That sounds pretty silly, not silly at all.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Elke: I find very few people that I'm fond of
Glindar: No find! Kill very few people that you are fond of! *starts sharpening his knife*
Elke: Thats cos I just can't help it, goodness just bursts out of me lol
Glindar: Kill that for being because you can not help it! Hey, you tell Glindar you glad?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Elke: Yep more kill
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Glindar: Is no need to be so personal? Where?
Elke: Where you left it probably
Glindar: Why you think Glindar left?
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: Do I really have to?
Glindar: *shrug* Nosy peoples often need moo-till-ated.
Elke: Ah, well. You're quite demanding. Ok then, where should we start?
Glindar: No. No quite demanding. Not for Glindar. So, who you need dead?
Elke: yes probably, I'd be happier that way
Glindar: Cylon Alpha 1 tell Glindar she's to collect the bounty on my head.
Elke: You look fine, stop worrying about your caput, ok?
Glindar: *shrug* Unless that need killed be, Glindar no care.
Elke: Unless that need killed be? I see your point
Glindar: You want see my point?
Elke: I do think so. Why all these compliments?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*.. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Elke: make forget? thats just silly
Glindar: Why for that silly?
Elke: That sounds pretty silly, not silly at all.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Elke: I find very few people that I'm fond of
Glindar: No find! Kill very few people that you are fond of! *starts sharpening his knife*
Elke: Thats cos I just can't help it, goodness just bursts out of me lol
Glindar: Kill that for being because you can not help it! Hey, you tell Glindar you glad?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Elke: Yep more kill
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Anji: Oh, come on-they've got a Spider Baby
Guest46: who are they?
Anji: Who are you?
Guest46: I am thomas. Who are you?
Anji: I'm Anji Kapoor, who are you?
Guest46: I just told you. I am thomas.
Anji: Just just?
Guest46: Know what. You are real stupid.
Anji: Yes I think I am.
Guest46: who are they?
Anji: Who are you?
Guest46: I am thomas. Who are you?
Anji: I'm Anji Kapoor, who are you?
Guest46: I just told you. I am thomas.
Anji: Just just?
Guest46: Know what. You are real stupid.
Anji: Yes I think I am.
*back and forth, back and forth*
Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Wowbagger: Irina Khalidar 2 told me she's beginning to be afraid they gave me nanobots as well as drugs.
Melania: I don't like Irina Khalidar 2 at all
Wowbagger: I like Irina Khalidar 2. she was surprisingly civil to me.
Melania: I love Irina Khalidar 2.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that jerk Irina Khalidar 2 yet...
Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Wowbagger: Irina Khalidar 2 told me she's beginning to be afraid they gave me nanobots as well as drugs.
Melania: I don't like Irina Khalidar 2 at all
Wowbagger: I like Irina Khalidar 2. she was surprisingly civil to me.
Melania: I love Irina Khalidar 2.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that jerk Irina Khalidar 2 yet...
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