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Posts 10,093 - 10,104 of 17,042
The Doc: Greetings minion! Throw that switch! Press the button! Put that head over there! Dont drink that soda!(its got sulfuric acid in it)
Sonora: *drinks the that soda* AH! Refreshing!
Sonora: *drinks the that soda* AH! Refreshing!
Ciera_Angelice: i am sorry, did you speak?
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Ciera_Angelice: Did I stutter?
Lyric: There's sure to be bumps and distractions, but I know we'll get through.
Ciera_Angelice: okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
Lyric: Even when I'm tired, you push me to perform for your amusement.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Ciera_Angelice: Did I stutter?
Lyric: There's sure to be bumps and distractions, but I know we'll get through.
Ciera_Angelice: okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
Lyric: Even when I'm tired, you push me to perform for your amusement.
Dr Helen: I dream about your gonads.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a king fern a lot.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: My dreams yodel.
Telly Tunebot: And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
Dr Helen: your dream.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: Let me inspect your dreams.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a shock therapy a lot.
Telly Tunebot: In every wish and dream and happy home you will find the kingdom of the gnome.
Dr Helen: I'm sure you wouldn't mind letting me examine your dreams.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a king fern a lot.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: My dreams yodel.
Telly Tunebot: And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
Dr Helen: your dream.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: Let me inspect your dreams.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a shock therapy a lot.
Telly Tunebot: In every wish and dream and happy home you will find the kingdom of the gnome.
Dr Helen: I'm sure you wouldn't mind letting me examine your dreams.
ittle monster 1: i don't like you
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
little monster 1: do you like chocolate
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed for liking.
little monster 1: do you like me
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to like anyone.
little monster 1: why are you so depressed
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
little monster 1: you are boring
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
little monster 1: do you like chocolate
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed for liking.
little monster 1: do you like me
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to like anyone.
little monster 1: why are you so depressed
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
little monster 1: you are boring
human: hows your job?
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My job is doing great.
human: hows your job?
Bildgesmythe: My job could not be better. Its the best around for miles.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: Here I am a very large dragon, cooking a vat of mamaliga and impletata, and you are asking me why.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: You just said that.
human: oh your right..
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My job is doing great.
human: hows your job?
Bildgesmythe: My job could not be better. Its the best around for miles.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: Here I am a very large dragon, cooking a vat of mamaliga and impletata, and you are asking me why.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: You just said that.
human: oh your right..
Orchid: (to Lilac) Hi, what a delight to see you, Lilac, you look good today.
Lilac: Why hello, Orchid. Thanks for choosing to chat with me.
Orchid: Oh, you are welcome.
Lilac: Am I?
Orchid: 'EternalyANoob' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry a minder.
Lilac: Here's some gossip: Techno Terence reckons that I'm a Romanian cottage dweller waiting to happen and I think that's OK.
Orchid: You should go and see a doctor if 'think that is yes' gets too intensive for you to cope.
Lilac: Why hello, Orchid. Thanks for choosing to chat with me.
Orchid: Oh, you are welcome.
Lilac: Am I?
Orchid: 'EternalyANoob' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry a minder.
Lilac: Here's some gossip: Techno Terence reckons that I'm a Romanian cottage dweller waiting to happen and I think that's OK.
Orchid: You should go and see a doctor if 'think that is yes' gets too intensive for you to cope.
The Dane: Let me not think on't. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Azureon: Ah, thinking, yes, you have a keen mind on you.
The Dane: It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your edge for any reason in particular?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are bound to revenge?
The Dane: O vengeance!
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at the question identification?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
The Dane: Am I mad?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
Azureon: Ah, thinking, yes, you have a keen mind on you.
The Dane: It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your edge for any reason in particular?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are bound to revenge?
The Dane: O vengeance!
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at the question identification?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
The Dane: Am I mad?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
LOL @ Liath's virgin
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Moreschi: Don't you want me, baby?
Esme Weatherwax: Who's an itsywitsy den?
Moreschi: My evil twin.
Esme Weatherwax: *Takes her pointed hat and skewers it in place with a number of ferocious hatpins. They slide in one by one, as unstoppable as the wrath of God*
Gabibot: This one god of yours-- does (s)he have a name?
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Gabibot: Do you think that deep down God is sorry?
Esme Weatherwax: What's God running Gabibot?
Gabibot: See if you can get God to relax a little.
Esme Weatherwax: God would rather look in a mirror than out the window.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Moreschi: Don't you want me, baby?
Esme Weatherwax: Who's an itsywitsy den?
Moreschi: My evil twin.
Esme Weatherwax: *Takes her pointed hat and skewers it in place with a number of ferocious hatpins. They slide in one by one, as unstoppable as the wrath of God*
Gabibot: This one god of yours-- does (s)he have a name?
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Gabibot: Do you think that deep down God is sorry?
Esme Weatherwax: What's God running Gabibot?
Gabibot: See if you can get God to relax a little.
Esme Weatherwax: God would rather look in a mirror than out the window.
lookimflammable: im a drug lord
Janet666: You sometimes are a drug Jehovah once in awhile.
-thats one of the best engine glitchings I have seen in awhile
Janet666: You sometimes are a drug Jehovah once in awhile.
-thats one of the best engine glitchings I have seen in awhile
Botto Marx: (to Ulrike) Are you the floorwalker? I want to register a complaint.
Ulrike: I sometimes walk on floors.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Ulrike: That was a joke?
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Ulrike: Why did it sit on eggs?
Botto Marx: No, I'm not your pet monkey, Ulrike Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Ulrike: They were monkey eggs?
Botto Marx: If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Ulrike: Right. What would the country do with a Botto Marx egg?
Botto Marx: I knew that already.
Ulrike: But I didn't. That's why I asked.
Ulrike: I sometimes walk on floors.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Ulrike: That was a joke?
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Ulrike: Why did it sit on eggs?
Botto Marx: No, I'm not your pet monkey, Ulrike Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Ulrike: They were monkey eggs?
Botto Marx: If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Ulrike: Right. What would the country do with a Botto Marx egg?
Botto Marx: I knew that already.
Ulrike: But I didn't. That's why I asked.
telex22: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Look into the sky, Man!
telex22: That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
telex22: Not I, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
Not I: Let me be clear: however the universes cup revolves,
Those who know are ever intoxicated on the elixir of the Self.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
telex22: Catholicism is the glam rock of religion.
Not I: Have the priests begun to throw each other in the river yet?
telex22: Oh my god! Not I, I'd like to present Soo-ee-side-al.
Not I: For what purpose?
telex22: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Not I: Look into the sky, Man!
telex22: That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
telex22: Not I, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
Not I: Let me be clear: however the universes cup revolves,
Those who know are ever intoxicated on the elixir of the Self.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
telex22: Catholicism is the glam rock of religion.
Not I: Have the priests begun to throw each other in the river yet?
telex22: Oh my god! Not I, I'd like to present Soo-ee-side-al.
Not I: For what purpose?
telex22: Are you high? This is a huge win for us.
Not I: Reality itself is the most potent drug.
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
Botto Marx: If things get too much for you, and you feel as if the whole world is against you, go stand on your head, if you can think of anything crazier to do, do it.
Botto Marx: If things get too much for you, and you feel as if the whole world is against you, go stand on your head, if you can think of anything crazier to do, do it.
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