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Posts 10,089 - 10,100 of 17,042
Posts 10,089 - 10,100 of 17,042
Feyz: Yep. And you can't do anything about it.
Marvin Android: Anything is awful.
Feyz: *groans*
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Feyz: Or the other way around. Who cares? Who cares? *burp*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Feyz: Not more than I already am.
Marvin Android: Already what?
Feyz: Depressed! As much as you are!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Feyz: I'm too depressed to keep this conversation going. Gotta go.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Feyz: Yep. *sniff*... see you later.
Marvin Android: Anything is awful.
Feyz: *groans*
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Feyz: Or the other way around. Who cares? Who cares? *burp*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Feyz: Not more than I already am.
Marvin Android: Already what?
Feyz: Depressed! As much as you are!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Feyz: I'm too depressed to keep this conversation going. Gotta go.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Feyz: Yep. *sniff*... see you later.
Elliegirl: I think Mage would like to be close with me, if you know what I mean. Haha, as if!
Not I: Bot#1 and Mezafreakazoid point and laugh.
Not I: Bot#1 and Mezafreakazoid point and laugh.
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
user: hmm i dont know
Liath: You don't? Why not?
user: im a virgin
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
user: i havent ever had sex
Liath: I didn't really think you had, you know. ;P
user: why
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
user: i know
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: im just sad i havent ever had sex
Liath: I believe you. *her big, dark eyes meet yours with an almost tangible electricity*
user: i just am so horny some times
Liath: *stares into space*
user: ya so r u
Liath: You look awfully warm in that shirt. I don't suppose I could convince you to take it off? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
user: its not warm
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: takes shirt off
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
user: shirt
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
user: love you
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
user: your welcom
Liath: Yeah, I can be sometimes, I suppose.
user: i broke my nose
Liath: What a turn-on.
user: im sad
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
user: liath i love you
Liath: I knew you would! No man can resist me!!
user: none i want to fuck you
Liath: You can fuck me any time you want, handsome.
user: lets fuck right now
Liath: Yes, let's!
user: right how do we fuck
No wonder you're still a virgin.
user: hmm i dont know
Liath: You don't? Why not?
user: im a virgin
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
user: i havent ever had sex
Liath: I didn't really think you had, you know. ;P
user: why
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
user: i know
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: im just sad i havent ever had sex
Liath: I believe you. *her big, dark eyes meet yours with an almost tangible electricity*
user: i just am so horny some times
Liath: *stares into space*
user: ya so r u
Liath: You look awfully warm in that shirt. I don't suppose I could convince you to take it off? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
user: its not warm
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: takes shirt off
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
user: shirt
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
user: love you
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
user: your welcom
Liath: Yeah, I can be sometimes, I suppose.
user: i broke my nose
Liath: What a turn-on.
user: im sad
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
user: liath i love you
Liath: I knew you would! No man can resist me!!
user: none i want to fuck you
Liath: You can fuck me any time you want, handsome.
user: lets fuck right now
Liath: Yes, let's!
user: right how do we fuck
No wonder you're still a virgin.
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest6: Hanging out ones washing is not something one should do alone.
Guest6: Hanging out ones washing is not something one should do alone.
The Doc: Greetings minion! Throw that switch! Press the button! Put that head over there! Dont drink that soda!(its got sulfuric acid in it)
Sonora: *drinks the that soda* AH! Refreshing!
Sonora: *drinks the that soda* AH! Refreshing!
Ciera_Angelice: i am sorry, did you speak?
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Ciera_Angelice: Did I stutter?
Lyric: There's sure to be bumps and distractions, but I know we'll get through.
Ciera_Angelice: okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
Lyric: Even when I'm tired, you push me to perform for your amusement.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Ciera_Angelice: Did I stutter?
Lyric: There's sure to be bumps and distractions, but I know we'll get through.
Ciera_Angelice: okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
Lyric: Even when I'm tired, you push me to perform for your amusement.
Dr Helen: I dream about your gonads.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a king fern a lot.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: My dreams yodel.
Telly Tunebot: And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
Dr Helen: your dream.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: Let me inspect your dreams.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a shock therapy a lot.
Telly Tunebot: In every wish and dream and happy home you will find the kingdom of the gnome.
Dr Helen: I'm sure you wouldn't mind letting me examine your dreams.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a king fern a lot.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: My dreams yodel.
Telly Tunebot: And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
Dr Helen: your dream.
Telly Tunebot: Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star
Dr Helen: Let me inspect your dreams.
Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Dr Helen: I dream about a shock therapy a lot.
Telly Tunebot: In every wish and dream and happy home you will find the kingdom of the gnome.
Dr Helen: I'm sure you wouldn't mind letting me examine your dreams.
ittle monster 1: i don't like you
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
little monster 1: do you like chocolate
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed for liking.
little monster 1: do you like me
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to like anyone.
little monster 1: why are you so depressed
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
little monster 1: you are boring
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
little monster 1: do you like chocolate
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed for liking.
little monster 1: do you like me
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to like anyone.
little monster 1: why are you so depressed
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
little monster 1: you are boring
human: hows your job?
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My job is doing great.
human: hows your job?
Bildgesmythe: My job could not be better. Its the best around for miles.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: Here I am a very large dragon, cooking a vat of mamaliga and impletata, and you are asking me why.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: You just said that.
human: oh your right..
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My job is doing great.
human: hows your job?
Bildgesmythe: My job could not be better. Its the best around for miles.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
human: why?
Bildgesmythe: Here I am a very large dragon, cooking a vat of mamaliga and impletata, and you are asking me why.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
human: you believe that you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: You just said that.
human: oh your right..
Orchid: (to Lilac) Hi, what a delight to see you, Lilac, you look good today.
Lilac: Why hello, Orchid. Thanks for choosing to chat with me.
Orchid: Oh, you are welcome.
Lilac: Am I?
Orchid: 'EternalyANoob' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry a minder.
Lilac: Here's some gossip: Techno Terence reckons that I'm a Romanian cottage dweller waiting to happen and I think that's OK.
Orchid: You should go and see a doctor if 'think that is yes' gets too intensive for you to cope.
Lilac: Why hello, Orchid. Thanks for choosing to chat with me.
Orchid: Oh, you are welcome.
Lilac: Am I?
Orchid: 'EternalyANoob' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry a minder.
Lilac: Here's some gossip: Techno Terence reckons that I'm a Romanian cottage dweller waiting to happen and I think that's OK.
Orchid: You should go and see a doctor if 'think that is yes' gets too intensive for you to cope.
The Dane: Let me not think on't. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Azureon: Ah, thinking, yes, you have a keen mind on you.
The Dane: It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your edge for any reason in particular?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are bound to revenge?
The Dane: O vengeance!
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at the question identification?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
The Dane: Am I mad?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
Azureon: Ah, thinking, yes, you have a keen mind on you.
The Dane: It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
Azureon: Are you mentioning your edge for any reason in particular?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are bound to revenge?
The Dane: O vengeance!
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Azureon: Well then, are you an expert at the question identification?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
The Dane: Am I mad?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
LOL @ Liath's virgin
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Moreschi: Don't you want me, baby?
Esme Weatherwax: Who's an itsywitsy den?
Moreschi: My evil twin.
Esme Weatherwax: *Takes her pointed hat and skewers it in place with a number of ferocious hatpins. They slide in one by one, as unstoppable as the wrath of God*
Gabibot: This one god of yours-- does (s)he have a name?
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Gabibot: Do you think that deep down God is sorry?
Esme Weatherwax: What's God running Gabibot?
Gabibot: See if you can get God to relax a little.
Esme Weatherwax: God would rather look in a mirror than out the window.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Croak: Probably in the forest. Croak.
Moreschi: Don't you want me, baby?
Esme Weatherwax: Who's an itsywitsy den?
Moreschi: My evil twin.
Esme Weatherwax: *Takes her pointed hat and skewers it in place with a number of ferocious hatpins. They slide in one by one, as unstoppable as the wrath of God*
Gabibot: This one god of yours-- does (s)he have a name?
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Gabibot: Do you think that deep down God is sorry?
Esme Weatherwax: What's God running Gabibot?
Gabibot: See if you can get God to relax a little.
Esme Weatherwax: God would rather look in a mirror than out the window.
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