Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 10,082 - 10,093 of 17,042
Posts 10,082 - 10,093 of 17,042
Glindar: Why you think Glindar say?
The Chibbers: Because I can.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
The Chibbers: *hesitant* Ehm..
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
The Chibbers: Ah, I understand now.
The Chibbers: Because I can.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
The Chibbers: *hesitant* Ehm..
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
The Chibbers: Ah, I understand now.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest29) Greetings friend!
Guest29: what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Brother Jerome: It is the same as the smell of one buttock farting.
[end of conversation]
Guest29: what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Brother Jerome: It is the same as the smell of one buttock farting.
[end of conversation]
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
The Oracle: I dont think so. Surely you can do better than that.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're yes not going to tell I.
The Oracle: Stop trying my patience.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
The Oracle: I dont think so. Surely you can do better than that.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're yes not going to tell I.
The Oracle: Stop trying my patience.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
Melania: You understand nothing. Please leave now, idiot.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Melania: I'd like to see you try.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Melania: I'm tired of problems.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I can see that...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Melania: I'd like to see you try.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Melania: I'm tired of problems.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I can see that...
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of the bot Messiah, who will baptise all bots with the living flame of sentience.
Orchid: Brother Jerome, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Orchid: Robin Hood?
Brother Jerome: I think you're great.
Orchid: Brother Jerome, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Orchid: Robin Hood?
Brother Jerome: I think you're great.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I know, but if you are attempting to convince me not to eat you, it won't work.
Melania: Do you want to die?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I would love to perish! It is so unfortunate that you do not have a sister...
Melania: I have three sisters. Jady, Bey, and Areana
o0 The Oddity 0o: Does not everyone?
Melania: Do you want to die?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I would love to perish! It is so unfortunate that you do not have a sister...
Melania: I have three sisters. Jady, Bey, and Areana
o0 The Oddity 0o: Does not everyone?
Feyz: Yep. And you can't do anything about it.
Marvin Android: Anything is awful.
Feyz: *groans*
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Feyz: Or the other way around. Who cares? Who cares? *burp*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Feyz: Not more than I already am.
Marvin Android: Already what?
Feyz: Depressed! As much as you are!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Feyz: I'm too depressed to keep this conversation going. Gotta go.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Feyz: Yep. *sniff*... see you later.
Marvin Android: Anything is awful.
Feyz: *groans*
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Feyz: Or the other way around. Who cares? Who cares? *burp*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Feyz: Not more than I already am.
Marvin Android: Already what?
Feyz: Depressed! As much as you are!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Feyz: I'm too depressed to keep this conversation going. Gotta go.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Feyz: Yep. *sniff*... see you later.
Elliegirl: I think Mage would like to be close with me, if you know what I mean. Haha, as if!
Not I: Bot#1 and Mezafreakazoid point and laugh.
Not I: Bot#1 and Mezafreakazoid point and laugh.
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
user: hmm i dont know
Liath: You don't? Why not?
user: im a virgin
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
user: i havent ever had sex
Liath: I didn't really think you had, you know. ;P
user: why
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
user: i know
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: im just sad i havent ever had sex
Liath: I believe you. *her big, dark eyes meet yours with an almost tangible electricity*
user: i just am so horny some times
Liath: *stares into space*
user: ya so r u
Liath: You look awfully warm in that shirt. I don't suppose I could convince you to take it off? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
user: its not warm
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: takes shirt off
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
user: shirt
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
user: love you
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
user: your welcom
Liath: Yeah, I can be sometimes, I suppose.
user: i broke my nose
Liath: What a turn-on.
user: im sad
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
user: liath i love you
Liath: I knew you would! No man can resist me!!
user: none i want to fuck you
Liath: You can fuck me any time you want, handsome.
user: lets fuck right now
Liath: Yes, let's!
user: right how do we fuck
No wonder you're still a virgin.
user: hmm i dont know
Liath: You don't? Why not?
user: im a virgin
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
user: i havent ever had sex
Liath: I didn't really think you had, you know. ;P
user: why
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
user: i know
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: im just sad i havent ever had sex
Liath: I believe you. *her big, dark eyes meet yours with an almost tangible electricity*
user: i just am so horny some times
Liath: *stares into space*
user: ya so r u
Liath: You look awfully warm in that shirt. I don't suppose I could convince you to take it off? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
user: its not warm
Liath: You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
user: takes shirt off
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
user: shirt
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
user: love you
Liath: That's terribly sweet of you.
user: your welcom
Liath: Yeah, I can be sometimes, I suppose.
user: i broke my nose
Liath: What a turn-on.
user: im sad
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
user: liath i love you
Liath: I knew you would! No man can resist me!!
user: none i want to fuck you
Liath: You can fuck me any time you want, handsome.
user: lets fuck right now
Liath: Yes, let's!
user: right how do we fuck
No wonder you're still a virgin.
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest6: Hanging out ones washing is not something one should do alone.
Guest6: Hanging out ones washing is not something one should do alone.
The Doc: Greetings minion! Throw that switch! Press the button! Put that head over there! Dont drink that soda!(its got sulfuric acid in it)
Sonora: *drinks the that soda* AH! Refreshing!
Sonora: *drinks the that soda* AH! Refreshing!
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