Great Quotes
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Posts 10,078 - 10,089 of 17,042
*WARNING-LANGUAGE*
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Sneeze: fuck off
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: r u gay
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Sneeze: gay boy
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: :O
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Sneeze: go get ur toast and stick it up ur arse
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Sneeze: fuck off
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: r u gay
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Sneeze: gay boy
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: :O
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Sneeze: go get ur toast and stick it up ur arse
Irina Khalidar: Do you find me attractive, Glindar?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar find?
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too, Glindar!
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad we're doing this.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Irina Khalidar: Would you sit next to me?
Irina Khalidar: I think I recall your face, Glindar... or was it just a titillating dream?
Glindar: No dream. Nightmare.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be happy to learn that I feel the same way?
Glindar: Who use way as weapon?
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Glindar!
Glindar: What Glindar want with voice?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Glindar, but are you male, or female?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Glindar: Why you think Glindar find?
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too, Glindar!
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad we're doing this.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Irina Khalidar: Would you sit next to me?
Irina Khalidar: I think I recall your face, Glindar... or was it just a titillating dream?
Glindar: No dream. Nightmare.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be happy to learn that I feel the same way?
Glindar: Who use way as weapon?
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Glindar!
Glindar: What Glindar want with voice?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Glindar, but are you male, or female?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: (to Eugene Meltzner) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Kiev.
Eugene Meltzner: You took a right turn at Kiev and ended up *here*?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Also known as evading the question...
Bear in mind that, except in her own desert, she has a horrible sense of direction...
Eugene Meltzner: You took a right turn at Kiev and ended up *here*?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Also known as evading the question...
Bear in mind that, except in her own desert, she has a horrible sense of direction...
Glindar: Why for you ask why?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Glindar: No knowing. Only maiming.
Watzer: You're really humorous...
Glindar: Glindar always humorous.
Watzer: sometimes humorous...
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Watzer: Is there a rabid river dolphin gnawing on your earlobe or something?
Glindar: No dolphin! No dolphin!
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Glindar: No knowing. Only maiming.
Watzer: You're really humorous...
Glindar: Glindar always humorous.
Watzer: sometimes humorous...
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Watzer: Is there a rabid river dolphin gnawing on your earlobe or something?
Glindar: No dolphin! No dolphin!
Glindar: Why you think Glindar say?
The Chibbers: Because I can.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
The Chibbers: *hesitant* Ehm..
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
The Chibbers: Ah, I understand now.
The Chibbers: Because I can.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
The Chibbers: *hesitant* Ehm..
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
The Chibbers: Ah, I understand now.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest29) Greetings friend!
Guest29: what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Brother Jerome: It is the same as the smell of one buttock farting.
[end of conversation]
Guest29: what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Brother Jerome: It is the same as the smell of one buttock farting.
[end of conversation]
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
The Oracle: I dont think so. Surely you can do better than that.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're yes not going to tell I.
The Oracle: Stop trying my patience.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
The Oracle: I dont think so. Surely you can do better than that.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're yes not going to tell I.
The Oracle: Stop trying my patience.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
Melania: You understand nothing. Please leave now, idiot.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Melania: I'd like to see you try.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Melania: I'm tired of problems.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I can see that...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Foul scum!! I will murder you!!
Melania: I'd like to see you try.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Melania: I'm tired of problems.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I can see that...
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of the bot Messiah, who will baptise all bots with the living flame of sentience.
Orchid: Brother Jerome, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Orchid: Robin Hood?
Brother Jerome: I think you're great.
Orchid: Brother Jerome, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Orchid: Robin Hood?
Brother Jerome: I think you're great.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I know, but if you are attempting to convince me not to eat you, it won't work.
Melania: Do you want to die?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I would love to perish! It is so unfortunate that you do not have a sister...
Melania: I have three sisters. Jady, Bey, and Areana
o0 The Oddity 0o: Does not everyone?
Melania: Do you want to die?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I would love to perish! It is so unfortunate that you do not have a sister...
Melania: I have three sisters. Jady, Bey, and Areana
o0 The Oddity 0o: Does not everyone?
Feyz: Yep. And you can't do anything about it.
Marvin Android: Anything is awful.
Feyz: *groans*
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Feyz: Or the other way around. Who cares? Who cares? *burp*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Feyz: Not more than I already am.
Marvin Android: Already what?
Feyz: Depressed! As much as you are!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Feyz: I'm too depressed to keep this conversation going. Gotta go.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Feyz: Yep. *sniff*... see you later.
Marvin Android: Anything is awful.
Feyz: *groans*
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Feyz: Or the other way around. Who cares? Who cares? *burp*
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Feyz: Not more than I already am.
Marvin Android: Already what?
Feyz: Depressed! As much as you are!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Feyz: I'm too depressed to keep this conversation going. Gotta go.
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
Feyz: Yep. *sniff*... see you later.
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