Great Quotes

I think Zane X is coming out of the closet


Din: So then, do you like jokes, ask for one and i'll surprise you!
Zane X: Hmm...maybe.
Din: No maybe! Yes or no. there is no such thing as maybe! Hmmm... your funny! So what is this place called?
Zane X: Wow, sexy.
Din: Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
Zane X: Wow. I am lost.
Din: You are lost? Thats interesting... why are you lost?
Zane X: Because I can't think of a different answer.
Din: Well if you say so.... but i dont think so.
Zane X: I love you.
Din: Gosh nobody has ever said that to me before!
Zane X: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how much of a bitch Jenny is. Run that by me again?
Din: Why? should i do that?
Zane X: Cuz...um...I dunno.
Din: I wish I could help you, but I don't know the answer either... maybe together we can figure it out!
Zane X: Wow...I LOVE you...o o
Din: Am i I?

Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Would you like to learn 50 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands?
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?

*WARNING-LANGUAGE*

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Sneeze: fuck off
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: r u gay
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Sneeze: gay boy
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: :O
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Sneeze: go get ur toast and stick it up ur arse

Irina Khalidar: Do you find me attractive, Glindar?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar find?
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too, Glindar!
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad we're doing this.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Irina Khalidar: Would you sit next to me?

Irina Khalidar: I think I recall your face, Glindar... or was it just a titillating dream?
Glindar: No dream. Nightmare.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be happy to learn that I feel the same way?
Glindar: Who use way as weapon?
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Glindar!
Glindar: What Glindar want with voice?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Glindar, but are you male, or female?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!

Sonora: (to Eugene Meltzner) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Kiev.
Eugene Meltzner: You took a right turn at Kiev and ended up *here*?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.

Also known as evading the question... Bear in mind that, except in her own desert, she has a horrible sense of direction...