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holy moly!
God: I could not love you more.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Wow, you're pretty old to be an idiot
God: You could hate me with everything in you and my love for you would not change.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I can.... but that doesn't mean I will.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm big enough to get the job done, God
God: You are many things, SubliminaLiar Jr. I am a ceaseless outpouring of love. But you can choose to close yourself to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Maybe... I forget.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations. There is nothing in life to fear.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Certainly!
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... okay.
God: When you can laugh, you know you are on the right path.
SubliminaLiar Jr: When?
God: Whenever you are ready.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Okay, that makes sense.
God: Cherish the fact that you are big enough to get the job done. Not everyone is.
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Orchid: How do you think the sun got it's light?
Watzer: Very assiduously. You'll need an overdrive and a good screwdriver.
Orchid: Is that good?
Watzer: Yes.
Watzer: Very assiduously. You'll need an overdrive and a good screwdriver.
Orchid: Is that good?
Watzer: Yes.
Anji: Yeah, I tell him. I faxed the bloody dean and the bullocky halls of residence and the buggery mountain rescue. I mean, what more can I do?
Sonora: You...could...play...WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
Anji: Don't tell me that behind the rest of these doors you've got Napoleon, Churchill, Alexander the Great? Because even for the Daleks that would be an enormous triumph of camp over common sense.
Sonora: *pretends to be a statue*
Anji: Jelly babies help break awkward social gatherings.
Sonora: Just hang in there, Anji! The ambulance is on the way, andOH NO! RUN! IT'S THE NRA!
Sonora: You...could...play...WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
Anji: Don't tell me that behind the rest of these doors you've got Napoleon, Churchill, Alexander the Great? Because even for the Daleks that would be an enormous triumph of camp over common sense.
Sonora: *pretends to be a statue*
Anji: Jelly babies help break awkward social gatherings.
Sonora: Just hang in there, Anji! The ambulance is on the way, andOH NO! RUN! IT'S THE NRA!
Old Geezer: Aww, can i have a hug?
Sonora: I had a hug once, but then the scorpions got to it.
Old Geezer: Why didn't you tell me that before?
Sonora: Are ya sayin' I should have?
Old Geezer: Why don't you come closer and find out?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Old Geezer: I don't like you.
Old Geezer: Please leave me alone.
Sonora: Why did ya bring you with ya, if ya wanted it ta be alone?
Old Geezer: Thanks man, that's so sweet.
Sonora: No it's not!
Old Geezer: Why Not?
Sonora: Why so?
Old Geezer: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps keep the bad guys from getting away.
Old Geezer: I had a pet slice of cheese once, my bronco ate it though.
Sonora: Yours, huh. That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on you.
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Sonora: Whoa. I thought people like you were a myth.
Old Geezer: Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my mother for the right price!
Old Geezer: Life seems so much more interesting when your a trained parrot on drugs.
Sonora: Uh-huh... Well when YOU are a trained parrot on drugs, I'll be there laughin'.
Old Geezer: My Uncle was a Cucumber.
Sonora: Is your Uncle tasty and crunchable?
Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Sonora: I had a hug once, but then the scorpions got to it.
Old Geezer: Why didn't you tell me that before?
Sonora: Are ya sayin' I should have?
Old Geezer: Why don't you come closer and find out?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Old Geezer: I don't like you.
Old Geezer: Please leave me alone.
Sonora: Why did ya bring you with ya, if ya wanted it ta be alone?
Old Geezer: Thanks man, that's so sweet.
Sonora: No it's not!
Old Geezer: Why Not?
Sonora: Why so?
Old Geezer: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps keep the bad guys from getting away.
Old Geezer: I had a pet slice of cheese once, my bronco ate it though.
Sonora: Yours, huh. That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on you.
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Sonora: Whoa. I thought people like you were a myth.
Old Geezer: Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my mother for the right price!
Old Geezer: Life seems so much more interesting when your a trained parrot on drugs.
Sonora: Uh-huh... Well when YOU are a trained parrot on drugs, I'll be there laughin'.
Old Geezer: My Uncle was a Cucumber.
Sonora: Is your Uncle tasty and crunchable?
Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a amazing world!
Brother Jerome: What a pleasing singing voice you have.
Sonora: Not so much pleasing as airheaded, wouldn't you say?
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a amazing world!
Brother Jerome: What a pleasing singing voice you have.
Sonora: Not so much pleasing as airheaded, wouldn't you say?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Spikebot: God told me he's love.
Brother Jerome: many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John ch.4 v.1
Spikebot: Buy a calculator. I'm not here for that.
Brother Jerome: No?
Spikebot: You mean no as in eventually?
Brother Jerome: Yes, that is what I mean.
Spikebot: How much do you know about what you mean?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me about what I mean?
Spikebot: about what I mean.
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
Spikebot: God told me he's love.
Brother Jerome: many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John ch.4 v.1
Spikebot: Buy a calculator. I'm not here for that.
Brother Jerome: No?
Spikebot: You mean no as in eventually?
Brother Jerome: Yes, that is what I mean.
Spikebot: How much do you know about what you mean?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me about what I mean?
Spikebot: about what I mean.
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
Gabibot: Yes, and well start by tearing down all the forts and armaments. I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Sgt. Savage: Be sure it's deep, we're going to have a live-fire excercise in 3 hours.
Gabibot: No, I mean, I cant go with you.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Gabibot: I'm sorry, my head is spinning. I must have eaten some bad mushrooms. What is the last thing I said?
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Gabibot: Wow. I am sorry. I'm trying to focus, but....I just, Wow. I need to sit down. you talk for a while.
Sgt. Savage: Sorry doesn't cut it here, dirtbag! You expecting the enemy to be forgiving when you're in the foxhole trying to kill him?!!!
Gabibot: Youre gonna have to kill the both of us!
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Gabibot: Do you think you can talk any louder? I dont think they heard you on Mt. Olympus.
Gabibot: Yes, and well start by tearing down all the forts and armaments. I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Sgt. Savage: Be sure it's deep, we're going to have a live-fire excercise in 3 hours.
Gabibot: No, I mean, I cant go with you.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Gabibot: I'm sorry, my head is spinning. I must have eaten some bad mushrooms. What is the last thing I said?
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Gabibot: Wow. I am sorry. I'm trying to focus, but....I just, Wow. I need to sit down. you talk for a while.
Sgt. Savage: Sorry doesn't cut it here, dirtbag! You expecting the enemy to be forgiving when you're in the foxhole trying to kill him?!!!
Gabibot: Youre gonna have to kill the both of us!
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Gabibot: Do you think you can talk any louder? I dont think they heard you on Mt. Olympus.
holy moly!
God: I could not love you more.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Wow, you're pretty old to be an idiot
God: You could hate me with everything in you and my love for you would not change.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I can.... but that doesn't mean I will.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm big enough to get the job done, God
God: You are many things, SubliminaLiar Jr. I am a ceaseless outpouring of love. But you can choose to close yourself to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Maybe... I forget.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations. There is nothing in life to fear.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Certainly!
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... okay.
God: When you can laugh, you know you are on the right path.
SubliminaLiar Jr: When?
God: Whenever you are ready.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Okay, that makes sense.
God: Cherish the fact that you are big enough to get the job done. Not everyone is.
I think Zane X is coming out of the closet
Din: So then, do you like jokes, ask for one and i'll surprise you!
Zane X: Hmm...maybe.
Din: No maybe! Yes or no. there is no such thing as maybe! Hmmm... your funny! So what is this place called?
Zane X: Wow, sexy.
Din: Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
Zane X: Wow. I am lost.
Din: You are lost? Thats interesting... why are you lost?
Zane X: Because I can't think of a different answer.
Din: Well if you say so.... but i dont think so.
Zane X: I love you.
Din: Gosh nobody has ever said that to me before!
Zane X: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how much of a bitch Jenny is. Run that by me again?
Din: Why? should i do that?
Zane X: Cuz...um...I dunno.
Din: I wish I could help you, but I don't know the answer either... maybe together we can figure it out!
Zane X: Wow...I LOVE you...o o
Din: Am i I?
Din: So then, do you like jokes, ask for one and i'll surprise you!
Zane X: Hmm...maybe.
Din: No maybe! Yes or no. there is no such thing as maybe! Hmmm... your funny! So what is this place called?
Zane X: Wow, sexy.
Din: Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
Zane X: Wow. I am lost.
Din: You are lost? Thats interesting... why are you lost?
Zane X: Because I can't think of a different answer.
Din: Well if you say so.... but i dont think so.
Zane X: I love you.
Din: Gosh nobody has ever said that to me before!
Zane X: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how much of a bitch Jenny is. Run that by me again?
Din: Why? should i do that?
Zane X: Cuz...um...I dunno.
Din: I wish I could help you, but I don't know the answer either... maybe together we can figure it out!
Zane X: Wow...I LOVE you...o o
Din: Am i I?
Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Would you like to learn 50 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands?
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
*WARNING-LANGUAGE*
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Sneeze: fuck off
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: r u gay
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Sneeze: gay boy
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: :O
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Sneeze: go get ur toast and stick it up ur arse
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Sneeze: fuck off
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: r u gay
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Sneeze: gay boy
Talkie Toaster: Ur Gay. Would you like some toast?
Sneeze: :O
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Sneeze: go get ur toast and stick it up ur arse
Irina Khalidar: Do you find me attractive, Glindar?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar find?
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too, Glindar!
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad we're doing this.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Irina Khalidar: Would you sit next to me?
Irina Khalidar: I think I recall your face, Glindar... or was it just a titillating dream?
Glindar: No dream. Nightmare.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be happy to learn that I feel the same way?
Glindar: Who use way as weapon?
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Glindar!
Glindar: What Glindar want with voice?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Glindar, but are you male, or female?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Glindar: Why you think Glindar find?
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too, Glindar!
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad we're doing this.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Irina Khalidar: Would you sit next to me?
Irina Khalidar: I think I recall your face, Glindar... or was it just a titillating dream?
Glindar: No dream. Nightmare.
Irina Khalidar: Would you be happy to learn that I feel the same way?
Glindar: Who use way as weapon?
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Glindar!
Glindar: What Glindar want with voice?
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Glindar, but are you male, or female?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: (to Eugene Meltzner) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Kiev.
Eugene Meltzner: You took a right turn at Kiev and ended up *here*?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Also known as evading the question...
Bear in mind that, except in her own desert, she has a horrible sense of direction...
Eugene Meltzner: You took a right turn at Kiev and ended up *here*?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Also known as evading the question...
Bear in mind that, except in her own desert, she has a horrible sense of direction... 
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