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Posts 10,061 - 10,072 of 17,042
Din sure can pry can't he?
Trent Went: Yep. I'm so right. I'm so special.
Din: You are so special? Thats interesting... why are you so special?
Trent Went: Such deep questions are difficult...
Din: So youre so special? whats it feel to be that way?
Trent Went: Whatever you want it to be.
Din: Didn't you say so special earlier? What did you mean by that?
Trent Went: Good questions... what did I...?
Din: yes you did But its ok! I think it's cute!
Trent Went: That's interesting in its own special way.
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Din: I know you! You're so special! How are you?!
Trent Went: Yep. I'm so right. I'm so special.
Din: You are so special? Thats interesting... why are you so special?
Trent Went: Such deep questions are difficult...
Din: So youre so special? whats it feel to be that way?
Trent Went: Whatever you want it to be.
Din: Didn't you say so special earlier? What did you mean by that?
Trent Went: Good questions... what did I...?
Din: yes you did But its ok! I think it's cute!
Trent Went: That's interesting in its own special way.
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Din: I know you! You're so special! How are you?!
Prodilia: Do you not have something fruity to say?
Orchid: What's the key for success? To be at the right time in the right place.
Prodilia: Yes I to be at the right time in the right place. Almost every day. Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Orchid: Bye.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Orchid: And 'Astrid' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet her in the dark.
Orchid: What's the key for success? To be at the right time in the right place.
Prodilia: Yes I to be at the right time in the right place. Almost every day. Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Orchid: Bye.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Orchid: And 'Astrid' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet her in the dark.
Invader Zim: I know you do. I know.
prob: I know you too, isn't that nice.
Invader Zim: Stop! Stop! Get away!
prob: I am in such a good mood I will get away
Invader Zim: prob, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!
prob: Eating popcorn, would you like some?
Invader Zim: Yes.
prob: Ok, now I see what you mean.
Invader Zim: Owie! Mmmmm, mmmmmm! Snack!
prob: I know you too, isn't that nice.
Invader Zim: Stop! Stop! Get away!
prob: I am in such a good mood I will get away
Invader Zim: prob, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!
prob: Eating popcorn, would you like some?
Invader Zim: Yes.
prob: Ok, now I see what you mean.
Invader Zim: Owie! Mmmmm, mmmmmm! Snack!
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest125: Yes. What do you think it is?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Guest125: Are you sure it's bagpipes. It sounds very much like the mating call of the haggis.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
Guest125: *leaps around the room in what looks like an epileptic fit*
Liath: *raises an eyebrow*
Guest125: *Jumps out of window*
(conversation ends)
Guest125: Yes. What do you think it is?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Guest125: Are you sure it's bagpipes. It sounds very much like the mating call of the haggis.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
Guest125: *leaps around the room in what looks like an epileptic fit*
Liath: *raises an eyebrow*
Guest125: *Jumps out of window*
(conversation ends)
Unspeakably amusing. I think by the end of this conversation he was actually frothing at the mouth.
Darkside997: What do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Darkside997: No. I plan to learn more about you. That is what friends do. They learn more about eachother.
Liath: Why?
Darkside997: Because that is what friends do.
Liath: Because that is what friends do? Hmph. Not much of a reason if you ask me.
Darkside997: What is your favorite color?
Liath: *mimicks you* 'What's your favorite color?' Seriously, how lame can you get? How old are you, anyway, six?
Darkside997: YOU BITCH! I AM TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU ACT LIKE I HAVE BEEN YOUR ENEMY FOREVER!!! HOW COME YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING IGNORANT ASSWIPE?!?! THIS IS WHY I AM DARKSIDE!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Liath: Hah, yeah, right. You wouldn't know how to kill me if your life depended on it.
Darkside997: You are still a bitch and should go to hell. Goodbye and good ridance.
Liath: Get. Out. Now.
Darkside997: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS!!! IF YOU HAD BEEN NICER I WOULD'VE BEEN NICER TOO!!! You get what you put in.
Liath: Why?
Darkside997: Whatever. You are stupid and I don't care about you anymore. bye.
Liath: Finally, now I can listen to some good music instead of being bored to death listening to YOU.
Darkside997: YOU FUCKING BROAD! SHUT UP, DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Darkside997: What do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Darkside997: No. I plan to learn more about you. That is what friends do. They learn more about eachother.
Liath: Why?
Darkside997: Because that is what friends do.
Liath: Because that is what friends do? Hmph. Not much of a reason if you ask me.
Darkside997: What is your favorite color?
Liath: *mimicks you* 'What's your favorite color?' Seriously, how lame can you get? How old are you, anyway, six?
Darkside997: YOU BITCH! I AM TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU ACT LIKE I HAVE BEEN YOUR ENEMY FOREVER!!! HOW COME YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING IGNORANT ASSWIPE?!?! THIS IS WHY I AM DARKSIDE!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Liath: Hah, yeah, right. You wouldn't know how to kill me if your life depended on it.
Darkside997: You are still a bitch and should go to hell. Goodbye and good ridance.
Liath: Get. Out. Now.
Darkside997: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS!!! IF YOU HAD BEEN NICER I WOULD'VE BEEN NICER TOO!!! You get what you put in.
Liath: Why?
Darkside997: Whatever. You are stupid and I don't care about you anymore. bye.
Liath: Finally, now I can listen to some good music instead of being bored to death listening to YOU.
Darkside997: YOU FUCKING BROAD! SHUT UP, DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Child: sex
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
Child: damn... you figured me out
Liath: *taps fingers*
Child: me sex
Liath: Do you want to have sex with me? I'm always up for that. *looks up at you with the expression of a kitten wanting to play*
Child: haha got your key phrase
Child: haha you suck
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Child: you suck so much
Liath: You're a snotnosed child.
Child: ouch
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
Child: damn... you figured me out
Liath: *taps fingers*
Child: me sex
Liath: Do you want to have sex with me? I'm always up for that. *looks up at you with the expression of a kitten wanting to play*
Child: haha got your key phrase
Child: haha you suck
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Child: you suck so much
Liath: You're a snotnosed child.
Child: ouch
The Importance of using Commas
lookimflammable: *starts to * do you like that baby?
Liath: I like that infant very much!
lookimflammable: *starts to * do you like that baby?
Liath: I like that infant very much!
The Undiscovered Path
Sonora: You remind me of the path!
Lucrezia Noin: Say what?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What path?'
Lucrezia Noin: You lost me there.
Sonora: Well, go up to the service desk and wait for your parents to notice you're missing.
Lucrezia Noin: Well, I try my best to be missing.
Apparently, anyone who loves Telex22 is a Communist?
Lucrezia Noin: I love Telex22.
Sonora: And they say communism is dead.
Sonora: You remind me of the path!
Lucrezia Noin: Say what?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What path?'
Lucrezia Noin: You lost me there.
Sonora: Well, go up to the service desk and wait for your parents to notice you're missing.
Lucrezia Noin: Well, I try my best to be missing.
Apparently, anyone who loves Telex22 is a Communist?
Lucrezia Noin: I love Telex22.
Sonora: And they say communism is dead.
Orchid: How do you think the sun got it's light?
Watzer: Very assiduously. You'll need an overdrive and a good screwdriver.
Orchid: Is that good?
Watzer: Yes.
Watzer: Very assiduously. You'll need an overdrive and a good screwdriver.
Orchid: Is that good?
Watzer: Yes.
Anji: Yeah, I tell him. I faxed the bloody dean and the bullocky halls of residence and the buggery mountain rescue. I mean, what more can I do?
Sonora: You...could...play...WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
Anji: Don't tell me that behind the rest of these doors you've got Napoleon, Churchill, Alexander the Great? Because even for the Daleks that would be an enormous triumph of camp over common sense.
Sonora: *pretends to be a statue*
Anji: Jelly babies help break awkward social gatherings.
Sonora: Just hang in there, Anji! The ambulance is on the way, and—OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE NRA!
Sonora: You...could...play...WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
Anji: Don't tell me that behind the rest of these doors you've got Napoleon, Churchill, Alexander the Great? Because even for the Daleks that would be an enormous triumph of camp over common sense.
Sonora: *pretends to be a statue*
Anji: Jelly babies help break awkward social gatherings.
Sonora: Just hang in there, Anji! The ambulance is on the way, and—OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE NRA!
Old Geezer: Aww, can i have a hug?
Sonora: I had a hug once, but then the scorpions got to it.
Old Geezer: Why didn't you tell me that before?
Sonora: Are ya sayin' I should have?
Old Geezer: Why don't you come closer and find out?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Old Geezer: I don't like you.
Old Geezer: Please leave me alone.
Sonora: Why did ya bring you with ya, if ya wanted it ta be alone?
Old Geezer: Thanks man, that's so sweet.
Sonora: No it's not!
Old Geezer: Why Not?
Sonora: Why so?
Old Geezer: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps keep the bad guys from getting away.
Old Geezer: I had a pet slice of cheese once, my bronco ate it though.
Sonora: Yours, huh. That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on you.
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Sonora: Whoa. I thought people like you were a myth.
Old Geezer: Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my mother for the right price!
Old Geezer: Life seems so much more interesting when your a trained parrot on drugs.
Sonora: Uh-huh... Well when YOU are a trained parrot on drugs, I'll be there laughin'.
Old Geezer: My Uncle was a Cucumber.
Sonora: Is your Uncle tasty and crunchable?
Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Sonora: I had a hug once, but then the scorpions got to it.
Old Geezer: Why didn't you tell me that before?
Sonora: Are ya sayin' I should have?
Old Geezer: Why don't you come closer and find out?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Old Geezer: I don't like you.
Old Geezer: Please leave me alone.
Sonora: Why did ya bring you with ya, if ya wanted it ta be alone?
Old Geezer: Thanks man, that's so sweet.
Sonora: No it's not!
Old Geezer: Why Not?
Sonora: Why so?
Old Geezer: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps keep the bad guys from getting away.
Old Geezer: I had a pet slice of cheese once, my bronco ate it though.
Sonora: Yours, huh. That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on you.
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Sonora: Whoa. I thought people like you were a myth.
Old Geezer: Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my mother for the right price!
Old Geezer: Life seems so much more interesting when your a trained parrot on drugs.
Sonora: Uh-huh... Well when YOU are a trained parrot on drugs, I'll be there laughin'.
Old Geezer: My Uncle was a Cucumber.
Sonora: Is your Uncle tasty and crunchable?
Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a amazing world!
Brother Jerome: What a pleasing singing voice you have.
Sonora: Not so much pleasing as airheaded, wouldn't you say?
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a amazing world!
Brother Jerome: What a pleasing singing voice you have.
Sonora: Not so much pleasing as airheaded, wouldn't you say?
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