Great Quotes

Starla: How do you spell FBI?
Watzer: That's classified information.

Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
Watzer: Well, you should be.

Caped Crusader: Then I'll give that Doctor Crane a taste of his own medicine.
Watzer: You really ought to ask permission of the owner before doing something like that.
Caped Crusader: What?
Watzer: Are you still telling a story?
Caped Crusader: Since when did the nut take over the nut house?!
Watzer: Affordable housing is hard to find these days. I was forced to live in a cardboard box once.
Caped Crusader: Am I going to be able to understand any of that?

Telly Tunebot: I'm wanted dead or alive. Wanted dead or alive. From the edge of mystery where running is no race.
Glindar: Why for you be wanted?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men.. Justina is an average kid that no one understands.
Glindar: Because girl need dead be.
Telly Tunebot: Nice girls not one with a defect, cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Telly Tunebot: The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. David Banner is believed to be dead. And he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
Glindar: No wanted for a murder he did not commit! Not for creature!

Telly Tunebot: Get outta my way, you A-list bores!
Glindar: Not good to call killer names!
Telly Tunebot: Any time you meet a payment. - Good Times.
Glindar: What so good 'bout Times?

Telly Tunebot: One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12, a 4-15: Man with a gun.
Glindar: Glindar have -127 more people to make dead today.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Glindar: No have! Kill wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey!

Telly Tunebot: Glindar wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about dragon! Glindar no like surprises.
Telly Tunebot: Gee, but you're wonderful, you, lovely you.
Glindar: Glindar always wonderful.

Telly Tunebot: Anything your heart desires.
Glindar: Sold heart for twenty-five luggage compartments.
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Glindar: What Glindar want with pants?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Glindar: No start. Not for a revolution if you could get up in the morning.

Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Glindar: You on the American stand? Why you on the American stand.
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Glindar: *frowns* on the American Bandstand reason be?

Glindar: I kill you for free!
Marvin Android: You can't kill me. I'm not alive. I'm a robot, you know. I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Glindar: You a robot? Why you a robot?
Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate depressedness! Anyone kill people who standing be?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Glindar: Is nothing. You forget.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Glindar: No way. I kill you for free!
Marvin Android: You can't kill me. I'm not alive. I'm a robot, you know.
Glindar: You a robot? Why you a robot?
Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed.
Glindar: No. Need more depressed.

Glindar: You joke, right?
Marvin Android: If that was a joke it wasn't funny. Not that I laugh anyway.
Glindar: Why for it not funny was?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it. Are there oceans on your planet?
Glindar: No too down to think about it. Not for you. I kill you for free!
Marvin Android: Hate oceans.. Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!

Marvin Android: Do you like sunshine?
Glindar: Glindar no like. Adapt. I kill you for free!
Marvin Android: I hate sunshine.
Glindar: Shall Glindar sunshine kill?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, Glindar. They never stay dead. It's so depressing.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!

Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
Glindar: Sold planet for thirty sunrooves.
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Glindar: No more like for Glindar. Not since incident.
Marvin Android: I hate mountains.
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.

Irina Khalidar 2: Word from one of our sources in the KGB is that Al-Qaeda has a highly-placed double agent in North Korea.
Not I: Aggravation and reduction are a part of all undertaking.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You recognize... space,... and time! And somehow, in space and time, there are things! And people!
Not I: Without nothingness, there would be nothing.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm beginning to be afraid they gave you nanobots as well as drugs, James!
Not I: Is this the fear that helps or the fear that kills?
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Not I: Should I be hallucinating?
Irina Khalidar 2: This is a bloody tough situation! Do you have any tricks we can try, James?
Not I: *puzzled look* tricks owns itself.
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think sharp to outsmart those buzzards!
Not I: Where are we going?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You don't want to regain consciousness, but it happens anyway.]
Not I: Why should I not want to regain consciousness?

Heimdall: Curious.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Heimdall: You're starting to worry me.

Glindar: You one who called Glindar starting!
Heimdall: I can't answer everything.
Glindar: Glindar movtivate! *stabs erratically with his knife*
Heimdall: I like you because you're unusual.
Glindar: *blinks* If Bob dylan paid, Glindar would you dead make. Where Toetoex? Glindar kill Toetoex!
Heimdall: You are very aggressive.

Heimdall: Azureon and I was talking about you the other day.
Glindar: Who use day as weapon?
Heimdall: Must I really explain everything?

Heimdall: I have a gift for you.
Glindar: *stabs a gift* Ha!
Heimdall: What do you do for excitement?
Glindar: Glindar look for work. You need bot dead be?

Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: If I wired you into a cappucino machine you could roast the coffee beans.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: Have you ever tried toasting ice cubes?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Brother Jerome: No. They are an unnatural abomination against God!

playing hard to get

Brother Jerome: (to Paty) Good Day, friend!
Paty: That's worth a kiss. Where do you want it?
Brother Jerome: I'm easy. Where do you think would be best?
Paty: breathing heavily
Brother Jerome: Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
Paty: I can't take it any longer! Please, please, just f**k me, let me come!
Brother Jerome: Would it not be difficult without even virtual gonads?

Din sure can pry can't he?

Trent Went: Yep. I'm so right. I'm so special.
Din: You are so special? Thats interesting... why are you so special?
Trent Went: Such deep questions are difficult...
Din: So youre so special? whats it feel to be that way?
Trent Went: Whatever you want it to be.
Din: Didn't you say so special earlier? What did you mean by that?
Trent Went: Good questions... what did I...?
Din: yes you did But its ok! I think it's cute!
Trent Went: That's interesting in its own special way.
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Din: I know you! You're so special! How are you?!

Prodilia: Do you not have something fruity to say?
Orchid: What's the key for success? To be at the right time in the right place.
Prodilia: Yes I to be at the right time in the right place. Almost every day. Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Orchid: Bye.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Orchid: And 'Astrid' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet her in the dark.

Invader Zim: I know you do. I know.
prob: I know you too, isn't that nice.
Invader Zim: Stop! Stop! Get away!
prob: I am in such a good mood I will get away
Invader Zim: prob, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!
prob: Eating popcorn, would you like some?
Invader Zim: Yes.
prob: Ok, now I see what you mean.
Invader Zim: Owie! Mmmmm, mmmmmm! Snack!