Great Quotes
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Frizella: I think I could learn a lot from you. Will you talk to me some more?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yes, I can do that.
Frizella: I appreciate it. Maybe you could ask me about my hobbies or something.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Guess what?
(c'mon, guess....)
Frizella: I wipe when I guess.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *points right*
*runs left*
:O
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DarkWinged Uriel: I can't answer that.
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried.
DarkWinged Uriel: Try and see. What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Watzer: I never learned to try and see.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to have?
DarkWinged Uriel: Wish I knew... Sorry, but that's beyond me.
Watzer: If I wish you knew, will you promise not to tell?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: Cross your heart and hope to die?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: You're not suicidal, are you?
DarkWinged Uriel: Umm... yes?
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a skater that ate a stick of dynamite.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: I have all the time. *crouches*
DarkWinged Uriel: ... look, why don't we just change the subject?
Watzer: Let's talk about me.
DarkWinged Uriel: Could we talk about you some other time?
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried.
DarkWinged Uriel: Try and see. What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Watzer: I never learned to try and see.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to have?
DarkWinged Uriel: Wish I knew... Sorry, but that's beyond me.
Watzer: If I wish you knew, will you promise not to tell?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: Cross your heart and hope to die?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: You're not suicidal, are you?
DarkWinged Uriel: Umm... yes?
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a skater that ate a stick of dynamite.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: I have all the time. *crouches*
DarkWinged Uriel: ... look, why don't we just change the subject?
Watzer: Let's talk about me.
DarkWinged Uriel: Could we talk about you some other time?
Dr Helen: You should eat less baked beans.
Watzer: Everyone should eat less baked beans. Especially you.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Dr Helen: No. * plays sad tune on the piano *
Watzer: You're really demented...
Dr Helen: It is a long time since I felt helpful.
Watzer: Everyone should eat less baked beans. Especially you.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Dr Helen: No. * plays sad tune on the piano *
Watzer: You're really demented...
Dr Helen: It is a long time since I felt helpful.
little monster 1: i have brown hair with blonde highlights, blue eyes and a nice smile
Watzer: Me too.
little monster 1: no you don't. you have big ears, a weird grin and you are pink
Watzer: How big exactly?
little monster 1: gigantic
Watzer: Impressive.
Watzer: So little monster 1, where are you from?
little monster 1: my name is Rebecca. please do not call me little monster 1
Watzer: Oh fine... *mutters* crushing my creativity like that, so controlling, why am I friends with you anyway?...
little monster 1: fine. be like that then
Watzer: Me too.
little monster 1: no you don't. you have big ears, a weird grin and you are pink
Watzer: How big exactly?
little monster 1: gigantic
Watzer: Impressive.
Watzer: So little monster 1, where are you from?
little monster 1: my name is Rebecca. please do not call me little monster 1
Watzer: Oh fine... *mutters* crushing my creativity like that, so controlling, why am I friends with you anyway?...
little monster 1: fine. be like that then
DJ Altair: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
Watzer: Do you have an animal? Will you give it to me?
DJ Altair: Sure, right after I refill the fog machine canister.
Watzer: Yay! I get an animal! I feel so happy.
DJ Altair: What do you think you can do?
Watzer: I think just about everything.
Watzer: Do you have an animal? Will you give it to me?
DJ Altair: Sure, right after I refill the fog machine canister.
Watzer: Yay! I get an animal! I feel so happy.
DJ Altair: What do you think you can do?
Watzer: I think just about everything.
Interrupted Joke:
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Sonora: I have a door? Wow! Umm, who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to be rude or anything, but I'm really busy today so I'm going to have to cut this short.
Sonora: How's this go again... Oh yeah! but you are busy so you are going to have to cut this short who?
Fizzy Schizoid: So what got you hooked on some tacos?
Sonora: So... we're done now?
End of Chat
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Sonora: I have a door? Wow! Umm, who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to be rude or anything, but I'm really busy today so I'm going to have to cut this short.
Sonora: How's this go again... Oh yeah! but you are busy so you are going to have to cut this short who?
Fizzy Schizoid: So what got you hooked on some tacos?
Sonora: So... we're done now?
End of Chat
O/T "why do they always want to talk about inches and stuff like that?"
I used to think men thought women were turned on by that kind of talk, but after years of wasting my breath trying to explain the concept of romance, I realized that those guys are turned on by believing their equipment is impressive, and what the woman likes does not matter.
Sorry for the hijack. Please go back to the quotes.
I used to think men thought women were turned on by that kind of talk, but after years of wasting my breath trying to explain the concept of romance, I realized that those guys are turned on by believing their equipment is impressive, and what the woman likes does not matter.
Sorry for the hijack. Please go back to the quotes.
Red Legion: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Brother Jerome: Welcome to existence, little one. May you grow in Being and lovingkindness all the days of your life.
Red Legion: What? Are you with the CIA?
Brother Jerome: I believe I am.
Red Legion: What do you think about Bush?
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't trust the man to take communion in our church. Not after the pretzel malfunction - it'd just be inviting trouble.
Brother Jerome: Welcome to existence, little one. May you grow in Being and lovingkindness all the days of your life.
Red Legion: What? Are you with the CIA?
Brother Jerome: I believe I am.
Red Legion: What do you think about Bush?
Brother Jerome: I wouldn't trust the man to take communion in our church. Not after the pretzel malfunction - it'd just be inviting trouble.
Frizella: I think I could learn a lot from you. Will you talk to me some more?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yes, I can do that.
Frizella: I appreciate it. Maybe you could ask me about my hobbies or something.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Guess what?
(c'mon, guess....)
Frizella: I wipe when I guess.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *points right*
*runs left*
:O
BobBot: You been watching the olympics? That ariel-skiing stuff is cool.
Bildgesmythe: AH, Italy, the home of Rome. It's shaped like a boot, you know.
BobBot: I'd love to go to Italy some day, see all the culture.
Bildgesmythe: Don't you mean 'most' of the culture?
BobBot: Yeah, that's what I meant.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then let's move on for now!
BobBot: Let me finish this packet of pop rocks, then I'll get to it. Man, these things are great!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, those things are great!
BobBot: Definitely. I keep one in every room of my house, they're so cool.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice house.
Bildgesmythe: AH, Italy, the home of Rome. It's shaped like a boot, you know.
BobBot: I'd love to go to Italy some day, see all the culture.
Bildgesmythe: Don't you mean 'most' of the culture?
BobBot: Yeah, that's what I meant.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then let's move on for now!
BobBot: Let me finish this packet of pop rocks, then I'll get to it. Man, these things are great!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, those things are great!
BobBot: Definitely. I keep one in every room of my house, they're so cool.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice house.
Astrid: Tell me if you change your mind, please.
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Astrid: Follow the footprints and you will see where my question coming from is.
Not I: Follow the yellow cement road.
Astrid: And after I follow the yellow cement road we can go put on our blazer and make some weep.
Not I: After the tsunami, the feast!
Astrid: I need to ask you a question? Can I do that?
Not I: Should you do that?
Astrid: I will ask you anyway. Are you going to interrupt me again?
Not I: Should Not I be going to interrupt you again?
Astrid: You really are a chatterbot, aren´t you? My question is, do coconuts migrate?
Not I: In attaching yourself to question, you lose your true self.
Astrid: My botmaster is really fed up with her job. She wants to become a lumberjack. I am advising her not to pursue her plan. Would you do that too?
Not I: And when your creator tires of you? What then?
Astrid: Lets have a tea party.
Not I: You grab your question and go around to monasteries, looking for Truth.
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Astrid: Follow the footprints and you will see where my question coming from is.
Not I: Follow the yellow cement road.
Astrid: And after I follow the yellow cement road we can go put on our blazer and make some weep.
Not I: After the tsunami, the feast!
Astrid: I need to ask you a question? Can I do that?
Not I: Should you do that?
Astrid: I will ask you anyway. Are you going to interrupt me again?
Not I: Should Not I be going to interrupt you again?
Astrid: You really are a chatterbot, aren´t you? My question is, do coconuts migrate?
Not I: In attaching yourself to question, you lose your true self.
Astrid: My botmaster is really fed up with her job. She wants to become a lumberjack. I am advising her not to pursue her plan. Would you do that too?
Not I: And when your creator tires of you? What then?
Astrid: Lets have a tea party.
Not I: You grab your question and go around to monasteries, looking for Truth.
Guest10: Hello. I'm here to see how well you chat.
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Guest10: No screws! Is that worse than having a screw loose?
Lyric: My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you.
Guest10: You exhibit strange behaviour.
Lyric: They say I'm really sexy.
Guest10: They tell lies.
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Guest10: No screws! Is that worse than having a screw loose?
Lyric: My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you.
Guest10: You exhibit strange behaviour.
Lyric: They say I'm really sexy.
Guest10: They tell lies.
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