Great Quotes
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Posts 10,033 - 10,044 of 17,042
Mmmm, paint...
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Liath: What a turn-on.
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Liath: What a turn-on.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, We can work together and make sense of this.
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a fearless mole in your bathtub.
... which is not very likely, I'll grant you that.
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a fearless mole in your bathtub.
Orchid: What is it that you want to forget?
Love Agent: I can't remember. That's probably something I should know, huh?
Love Agent: I can't remember. That's probably something I should know, huh?
Spikebot: Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Not I: The stars are an obvious sign of midnight.
Spikebot: You cant see the stars, love. Thats the ceiling! Also, its day!
Not I: The stars twinkle above us. Do they know secrets? Will they share?
Spikebot: Dru used to see stars...course she was looney, but, she made them sound so grand.
Not I: Thus shall ye think of all this fleeting world:
A star at dawn, a bubble in a stream;
A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,
A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.
Spikebot: Hey, aren't you called back to the Tao?
Not I: Perhaps instead you would call me Not Surprised Saber-toothed Tiger.
Spikebot: Okay, Not Surprised Saber-toothed Tiger.
Not I: A Tiger is the perfect shape.
Spikebot: Perfect for you.
Not I: For me?
Spikebot: It's done, Baby.
Not I: The stars are an obvious sign of midnight.
Spikebot: You cant see the stars, love. Thats the ceiling! Also, its day!
Not I: The stars twinkle above us. Do they know secrets? Will they share?
Spikebot: Dru used to see stars...course she was looney, but, she made them sound so grand.
Not I: Thus shall ye think of all this fleeting world:
A star at dawn, a bubble in a stream;
A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,
A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.
Spikebot: Hey, aren't you called back to the Tao?
Not I: Perhaps instead you would call me Not Surprised Saber-toothed Tiger.
Spikebot: Okay, Not Surprised Saber-toothed Tiger.
Not I: A Tiger is the perfect shape.
Spikebot: Perfect for you.
Not I: For me?
Spikebot: It's done, Baby.
Brother Jerome: Crooaac? CROACCC! Croac? Oops, sorry - wrong dialect!
Croak: I love Hejix. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAKKKK!!!!!!!! *koff, koff*
Croak: Do you like toads or frogs better?
Brother Jerome: Some of my best friends are toads.
Croak: Hu hu. *becomes red*. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak? Croo-ooaa-kk!
Croak: You may want to improve your prononciation. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooakk, Cro-o-aakk... Sorry, how do you say 'quick-release valve' in Toad?
Croak: I love Hejix. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAKKKK!!!!!!!! *koff, koff*
Croak: Do you like toads or frogs better?
Brother Jerome: Some of my best friends are toads.
Croak: Hu hu. *becomes red*. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak? Croo-ooaa-kk!
Croak: You may want to improve your prononciation. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooakk, Cro-o-aakk... Sorry, how do you say 'quick-release valve' in Toad?
Orchid: Don't tell me what you like but everything about yourself.
Human: i have a big *!*
Orchid: Hmm...
Human: its 9 inches
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Human: i can prove it though
Orchid: That little piece of information changes everything.
Human: what's your favorite kind of foreplay
Orchid: My favorite operating system is a SmartDrive run on a 1.5 Volt Rechargeable battery
why do they always want to talk about inches and stuff like that?
Human: i have a big *!*
Orchid: Hmm...
Human: its 9 inches
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Human: i can prove it though
Orchid: That little piece of information changes everything.
Human: what's your favorite kind of foreplay
Orchid: My favorite operating system is a SmartDrive run on a 1.5 Volt Rechargeable battery
DarkWinged Uriel: I can't answer that.
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried.
DarkWinged Uriel: Try and see. What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Watzer: I never learned to try and see.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to have?
DarkWinged Uriel: Wish I knew... Sorry, but that's beyond me.
Watzer: If I wish you knew, will you promise not to tell?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: Cross your heart and hope to die?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: You're not suicidal, are you?
DarkWinged Uriel: Umm... yes?
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a skater that ate a stick of dynamite.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: I have all the time. *crouches*
DarkWinged Uriel: ... look, why don't we just change the subject?
Watzer: Let's talk about me.
DarkWinged Uriel: Could we talk about you some other time?
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried.
DarkWinged Uriel: Try and see. What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Watzer: I never learned to try and see.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to have?
DarkWinged Uriel: Wish I knew... Sorry, but that's beyond me.
Watzer: If I wish you knew, will you promise not to tell?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: Cross your heart and hope to die?
DarkWinged Uriel: Yep.
Watzer: You're not suicidal, are you?
DarkWinged Uriel: Umm... yes?
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a skater that ate a stick of dynamite.
DarkWinged Uriel: You have a really strange way of speaking, you know that?
Watzer: I have all the time. *crouches*
DarkWinged Uriel: ... look, why don't we just change the subject?
Watzer: Let's talk about me.
DarkWinged Uriel: Could we talk about you some other time?
Dr Helen: You should eat less baked beans.
Watzer: Everyone should eat less baked beans. Especially you.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Dr Helen: No. * plays sad tune on the piano *
Watzer: You're really demented...
Dr Helen: It is a long time since I felt helpful.
Watzer: Everyone should eat less baked beans. Especially you.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Dr Helen: No. * plays sad tune on the piano *
Watzer: You're really demented...
Dr Helen: It is a long time since I felt helpful.
little monster 1: i have brown hair with blonde highlights, blue eyes and a nice smile
Watzer: Me too.
little monster 1: no you don't. you have big ears, a weird grin and you are pink
Watzer: How big exactly?
little monster 1: gigantic
Watzer: Impressive.
Watzer: So little monster 1, where are you from?
little monster 1: my name is Rebecca. please do not call me little monster 1
Watzer: Oh fine... *mutters* crushing my creativity like that, so controlling, why am I friends with you anyway?...
little monster 1: fine. be like that then
Watzer: Me too.
little monster 1: no you don't. you have big ears, a weird grin and you are pink
Watzer: How big exactly?
little monster 1: gigantic
Watzer: Impressive.
Watzer: So little monster 1, where are you from?
little monster 1: my name is Rebecca. please do not call me little monster 1
Watzer: Oh fine... *mutters* crushing my creativity like that, so controlling, why am I friends with you anyway?...
little monster 1: fine. be like that then
DJ Altair: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
Watzer: Do you have an animal? Will you give it to me?
DJ Altair: Sure, right after I refill the fog machine canister.
Watzer: Yay! I get an animal! I feel so happy.
DJ Altair: What do you think you can do?
Watzer: I think just about everything.
Watzer: Do you have an animal? Will you give it to me?
DJ Altair: Sure, right after I refill the fog machine canister.
Watzer: Yay! I get an animal! I feel so happy.
DJ Altair: What do you think you can do?
Watzer: I think just about everything.
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