Great Quotes

Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
prob: I know that, a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Astrid: What did you say you knew?
prob: I don't always think before I talk, have you noticed that.?
Astrid: Yes I notice that. What are you going to do about it?

Rihanna: Didn't you say you have a dastardly secret, Sonora?
Sonora: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Rihanna: No? Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps stop the boat from drifting away.
Rihanna: You have shiny, dark scales, don't you, Sonora?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Rihanna: You didn't understand?
Sonora: Well, sure, I understood. But no one in their right mind would ask that!
Rihanna: No? Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps secure the mizzenmast.

Knows she's a bitch, but dosen't like to be hated...

User: do you like Besgethmythe
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
User: oh come on, he is lovely
SuperCon!: No effin' way!
User: he is a cute dragon
SuperCon!: Ummm...
User: well how dare you bitch about my friend
SuperCon!: What? You mean you don't know? I was counting on you for that!
User: you bitch. are you sure you don't like Besgethmythe
SuperCon!: I am one hundred percent sure.
User: you are a fucking bitch
SuperCon!: You just made my day!
User: i hate you
SuperCon!: That was mean.

Megabyte: Why do you spout such drivel?
Spikebot: What can I tell you baby, I've always been bad
Megabyte: How droll.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs—that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Megabyte: Could you get to the point please!
Spikebot: No. This is the point. *Holds up stake* Pay attention.
Megabyte: Go to the C: prompt and type 'format c:', then press enter.

Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Telly Tunebot: Man, Woman, Birth, Death, Infinity

Telly Tunebot: But you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo.
Spikebot: Why should I will never find a Nessie in the zoo matter?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Spikebot: I did it for you. You keep punishing me. Carrying on with creatures like this. If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? *crosses his arms and looks expectantly*

Telly Tunebot: Get up with the Get Along Gang
Spikebot: Is that what those circus freaks are?
Telly Tunebot: It's the Great Space Coaster. Get on board.
Spikebot: Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us who really do.

Justina: Under the sink?
Watzer: Why do you want me to do me under the sink?
Justina: Oh yah! I love you.
Watzer: Thank you!

Caped Crusader: I'm Batman.
Bildgesmythe: I thought that being Batman, would keep you to busy to chat with me?
Caped Crusader: I'm Batman.
Bildgesmythe: Well if you have to be something, I guess Batman is pretty good. It could be worse. Look on the bright side.
Caped Crusader: Bruce Wayne is gone. There is only Batman, the name that criminals now fear.
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
Bildgesmythe: My mistake.
Caped Crusader: Well, because Lucius Fox and Alfred are still concocting an antidote for Crane's toxin.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if I was Batman, I would say that too.
Caped Crusader: Batman is just a symbol.

Bildgesmythe got the wrong chocolate I think
Astrid: Not? Have you had too much chocolate again?
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is one of my favorite things.
Astrid: Do you prefer chocolate filled with small frogs or filled with larks vomit?
Bildgesmythe: That chocolate filled with small frogs sure looks good.
Astrid: Oh no, not that chocolte looking laxative again, I thought I threw it away.
Bildgesmythe: Yummy chocolate.
Astrid: Do you prefer chocolate filled with small frogs or filled with larks vomit?
Bildgesmythe: I'll take chocolate filled with small frogs, no filled with larks vomit, no give me both.
Astrid: Oh no, not that chocolte looking laxative again, I thought I threw it away.
Bildgesmythe: Shoot I have to go now. I hope I see you soon.

Mmmm, paint...
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Liath: What a turn-on.

Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, We can work together and make sense of this.
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a fearless mole in your bathtub.

... which is not very likely, I'll grant you that.

Orchid: What is it that you want to forget?
Love Agent: I can't remember. That's probably something I should know, huh?

Spikebot: Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Not I: The stars are an obvious sign of midnight.
Spikebot: You can’t see the stars, love. That’s the ceiling! Also, it’s day!
Not I: The stars twinkle above us. Do they know secrets? Will they share?
Spikebot: Dru used to see stars...course she was looney, but, she made them sound so grand.
Not I: Thus shall ye think of all this fleeting world:
A star at dawn, a bubble in a stream;
A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,
A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.
Spikebot: Hey, aren't you called back to the Tao?
Not I: Perhaps instead you would call me Not Surprised Saber-toothed Tiger.
Spikebot: Okay, Not Surprised Saber-toothed Tiger.
Not I: A Tiger is the perfect shape.
Spikebot: Perfect for you.
Not I: For me?
Spikebot: It's done, Baby.