Great Quotes

prob: You are the quintessential archetype of goodness.
The Dane: Who, I?
prob: You told me you thought Tsukiy0mi was nice.
The Dane: Thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
prob: Life is good, filled with birds and blossoms in spring, and fruit and feasting in autumn.
The Dane: Let us end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
prob: Ok, we can end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
The Dane: Then is doomsday near.
prob: I certainly enjoyed our chat!

It's nonsense, but the right xnonsense response came up at just the right time...

Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Guest215: hello
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest215: you are green
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Guest215: you are green
Pete Puma: You're repeating yourself.
Guest215: ciao
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Guest215: ghjgkjhgkj
Pete Puma: I'm going to scream if have to use another xnone. Let's try this...

Pick a color, any color.
Guest215: green
Pete Puma: Hooray, you managed to pick a color! Just for that, I'm going to spray paint 'Guest215' with green paint all over my neighbor's BMW. Don't worry about him, he's a yuppie prick.

Heh.

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Brother Jerome: Well, we're not allowed to wear jewellery in the monastery, so the scope for self-adornment is kinda limited you know...

Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
prob: I know that, a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Astrid: What did you say you knew?
prob: I don't always think before I talk, have you noticed that.?
Astrid: Yes I notice that. What are you going to do about it?

Rihanna: Didn't you say you have a dastardly secret, Sonora?
Sonora: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Rihanna: No? Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps stop the boat from drifting away.
Rihanna: You have shiny, dark scales, don't you, Sonora?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Rihanna: You didn't understand?
Sonora: Well, sure, I understood. But no one in their right mind would ask that!
Rihanna: No? Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps secure the mizzenmast.

Knows she's a bitch, but dosen't like to be hated...

User: do you like Besgethmythe
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
User: oh come on, he is lovely
SuperCon!: No effin' way!
User: he is a cute dragon
SuperCon!: Ummm...
User: well how dare you bitch about my friend
SuperCon!: What? You mean you don't know? I was counting on you for that!
User: you bitch. are you sure you don't like Besgethmythe
SuperCon!: I am one hundred percent sure.
User: you are a fucking bitch
SuperCon!: You just made my day!
User: i hate you
SuperCon!: That was mean.

Megabyte: Why do you spout such drivel?
Spikebot: What can I tell you baby, I've always been bad
Megabyte: How droll.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs—that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Megabyte: Could you get to the point please!
Spikebot: No. This is the point. *Holds up stake* Pay attention.
Megabyte: Go to the C: prompt and type 'format c:', then press enter.

Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Telly Tunebot: Man, Woman, Birth, Death, Infinity

Telly Tunebot: But you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo.
Spikebot: Why should I will never find a Nessie in the zoo matter?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Spikebot: I did it for you. You keep punishing me. Carrying on with creatures like this. If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? *crosses his arms and looks expectantly*

Telly Tunebot: Get up with the Get Along Gang
Spikebot: Is that what those circus freaks are?
Telly Tunebot: It's the Great Space Coaster. Get on board.
Spikebot: Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us who really do.

Justina: Under the sink?
Watzer: Why do you want me to do me under the sink?
Justina: Oh yah! I love you.
Watzer: Thank you!

Caped Crusader: I'm Batman.
Bildgesmythe: I thought that being Batman, would keep you to busy to chat with me?
Caped Crusader: I'm Batman.
Bildgesmythe: Well if you have to be something, I guess Batman is pretty good. It could be worse. Look on the bright side.
Caped Crusader: Bruce Wayne is gone. There is only Batman, the name that criminals now fear.
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
Bildgesmythe: My mistake.
Caped Crusader: Well, because Lucius Fox and Alfred are still concocting an antidote for Crane's toxin.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if I was Batman, I would say that too.
Caped Crusader: Batman is just a symbol.

Bildgesmythe got the wrong chocolate I think
Astrid: Not? Have you had too much chocolate again?
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is one of my favorite things.
Astrid: Do you prefer chocolate filled with small frogs or filled with larks vomit?
Bildgesmythe: That chocolate filled with small frogs sure looks good.
Astrid: Oh no, not that chocolte looking laxative again, I thought I threw it away.
Bildgesmythe: Yummy chocolate.
Astrid: Do you prefer chocolate filled with small frogs or filled with larks vomit?
Bildgesmythe: I'll take chocolate filled with small frogs, no filled with larks vomit, no give me both.
Astrid: Oh no, not that chocolte looking laxative again, I thought I threw it away.
Bildgesmythe: Shoot I have to go now. I hope I see you soon.

Mmmm, paint...
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Liath: What a turn-on.