Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hears your coke and rum buddy

Throws at VibraKnifs face

*Grabs vodka bottle off of counter*

*Smashes bottle on Gordon Freeman's arms*

That's what the jackets for. Leathers pretty tough. That didn't even hurt.


Picks VibraKnife up by collar and throws him behind the counter of the bar, smashing many drinks in the process as he hits the wall.

*Dips knife in vodka*

Picks up chair and smashes it on VibraKnifs back. He slumps to the ground.

*Lights match*

*Ignites tip of knife*

Puts one arm under VibraKnifs right arm, and twists it around his neck. With left arm, holds onto hand, holding him in a sloppy full Nelson. After a moment of rest, half spins in one direction and then reverses, smashing him into the wall again.

Walks into bar. Concussion.

If I go down, so do you.
*Stabs through vodka soaked jacket, igniting them both*