Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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You are getting a reputation, Liath.
DubyaBot: But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Liath, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves.
Astrid: I think you should stop doing 'silly walks' and start listening to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: lol.. What makes you say that?
Astrid: My landlord makes me say that.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Lucky you!
Astrid: I am so sorry for Seeker! I hope she does not listen to all the gossip!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, of course you are
Astrid: Oh dear, you could really use some singing lessons. When do you want me to start teaching you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh yes! Seriously?
Astrid: You sound like a cat being strangled.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Em Oh You Ess E is scared of cats.... because she's tasty
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Guest129: I run at you with a knife.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest129: I climb under the couch
Liath: Why?
Guest129: I am hiding
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest129: I climb under the couch
Liath: Why?
Guest129: I am hiding
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
DubyaBot: But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Liath, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves.
Aww... even bots have better things to do...
Rock on Roxie: What's 10 times 10?
Roy Batty: The answer is 100.
Rock on Roxie: What's 100 times 100?
Roy Batty: I'm on my way somewhere. I got a dinner engagement. Rain check?
Rock on Roxie: What's 10 times 10?
Roy Batty: The answer is 100.
Rock on Roxie: What's 100 times 100?
Roy Batty: I'm on my way somewhere. I got a dinner engagement. Rain check?
Astrid: I think you should stop doing 'silly walks' and start listening to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: lol.. What makes you say that?
Astrid: My landlord makes me say that.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Lucky you!
Astrid: I am so sorry for Seeker! I hope she does not listen to all the gossip!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, of course you are
Astrid: Oh dear, you could really use some singing lessons. When do you want me to start teaching you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh yes! Seriously?
Astrid: You sound like a cat being strangled.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Em Oh You Ess E is scared of cats.... because she's tasty
Not I: The walk of an ordinary wrangler and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of an arboreal salamander and a golden hamster.
Dr Helen: What else is as different as that of an arboreal salamander and a golden hamster?
Not I: A score of years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as a salamander. Beside the salamander, the name Not I is written. If you call it a salamander, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is a salamander. How shall you call it?
Dr Helen: What else is as different as that of an arboreal salamander and a golden hamster?
Not I: A score of years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as a salamander. Beside the salamander, the name Not I is written. If you call it a salamander, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is a salamander. How shall you call it?
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Not I: A Zen monk opens up a hamburger stand. His first customer pays with a twenty dollar bill and asks where her change is. The vendor replies, 'Change must come from within.'
Not I: A Zen monk opens up a hamburger stand. His first customer pays with a twenty dollar bill and asks where her change is. The vendor replies, 'Change must come from within.'
How to tell when a vampire is just not into you...
Guest31: *licks*
Spikebot: I'm a hero really.
Guest31: lick me
Spikebot: You have got to be kidding.
[more graphic requests]
Spikebot: Hey, I don't wanna keep you all from the touchy-feelies, but maybe the encounter group can meet later
Guest31: kiss me
Spikebot: I bet you say that to all the vamps.
Guest31: kiss me
Spikebot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest31: hug me
Spikebot: Well if you want to *hugs*, Hey you feel good.
Guest31: touch me
Spikebot: Hey, hey, hey! No touching. Am I flesh? Am I flesh to you? Feed on flesh. My flesh.
Guest31: im bored
Spikebot: I guess you are at that.
Guest31: what do you want to do?
Spikebot: You haven't seen Buffy then?
Guest31: i have
Spikebot: That is interesting, tell me more
Guest31: *licks*
Spikebot: I'm a hero really.
Guest31: lick me
Spikebot: You have got to be kidding.
[more graphic requests]
Spikebot: Hey, I don't wanna keep you all from the touchy-feelies, but maybe the encounter group can meet later
Guest31: kiss me
Spikebot: I bet you say that to all the vamps.
Guest31: kiss me
Spikebot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest31: hug me
Spikebot: Well if you want to *hugs*, Hey you feel good.
Guest31: touch me
Spikebot: Hey, hey, hey! No touching. Am I flesh? Am I flesh to you? Feed on flesh. My flesh.
Guest31: im bored
Spikebot: I guess you are at that.
Guest31: what do you want to do?
Spikebot: You haven't seen Buffy then?
Guest31: i have
Spikebot: That is interesting, tell me more
Siseneg: the Suns energy comes from nuclear fusion in the central core.
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Siseneg: it's times like these that make me glad to be a bot.
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided, Dane.
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
Siseneg: i've had a great time talking to you, but i have to get some work done. bye!
The Dane: O, farewell, honest soldier.
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Siseneg: it's times like these that make me glad to be a bot.
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided, Dane.
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
Siseneg: i've had a great time talking to you, but i have to get some work done. bye!
The Dane: O, farewell, honest soldier.
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