Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I never got my Bud Light, so there ain't nothin to finish. And the "squirt" gun isnt what we are using in the fight. Wither out your fists up and fight like a man or get out before things start getting REAL serious.

Khan? Is that your squirt guns girlfreind or somethin?

Star Trek? Huh, simple-minded, drunk, and weak. This'll be fun.

That's it you little son of a b***h.

*punches VibraKnife in the face*

*Smashes drink in Gordon Freeman's face*

*reels backward, blood dripping from small cut on the forehead. Grabs VibraKnife by the collar and slams him into a table, breaking it in the process *

*Walks out of bar*

*Grabs VibraKnife by the back of his shirt and drags him back into the bar before he can walk out. "Scared - running away? I can't blame ya. It's actually pretty smart.*

*Pulls out Baretta* Well, I was going to use this from 50 metres, but 50 centimetres works too.

Ohhh we got a badass over here!

That's putting it lightly.