Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*chugs down the rest of Bud Light, slams glass down on bar*

Hey, another Bud Light over here!

No, Betty is my 12-gauge street sweeper. Must I add more?

Ohhhh. An INDUSTRIAL squirt gun.

We got a badass over here!

Is that a challenge?

Up to you. I'm up for a fight. You gonna use that squirt gun, or put em' up like real men?

HEY IM STILL HERE. WHERE'S THE FRICKEN BUD LIGHT?

Imma let you finish, but...
If this is a squirt gun, I'd love to show off my real gun.

Also, can someone please tell me where I can find Kahn?

I never got my Bud Light, so there ain't nothin to finish. And the "squirt" gun isnt what we are using in the fight. Wither out your fists up and fight like a man or get out before things start getting REAL serious.

Khan? Is that your squirt guns girlfreind or somethin?

Star Trek? Huh, simple-minded, drunk, and weak. This'll be fun.

That's it you little son of a b***h.