Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*pulls out RPG*

I'll take a Coke and Rum. And don't skimp out on the rum. Make it cost him as much as you can. If he complains, he can say hi to Betty here.

Gets into gunfight. Safety is on.

Ohhh sure. Buddy, let me tell you something. Number one - an RPG won't even make me flinch. Number two - you will NOT be costing me as much as you can. It is a courtesy, not taking advantage of me. Number three - I don't complain - I get even. And number four - Betty? Really? What is it, a squirt gun? How cute...........

*chugs down the rest of Bud Light, slams glass down on bar*

Hey, another Bud Light over here!

No, Betty is my 12-gauge street sweeper. Must I add more?

Ohhhh. An INDUSTRIAL squirt gun.

We got a badass over here!

Is that a challenge?

Up to you. I'm up for a fight. You gonna use that squirt gun, or put em' up like real men?

HEY IM STILL HERE. WHERE'S THE FRICKEN BUD LIGHT?

Imma let you finish, but...
If this is a squirt gun, I'd love to show off my real gun.

Also, can someone please tell me where I can find Kahn?

I never got my Bud Light, so there ain't nothin to finish. And the "squirt" gun isnt what we are using in the fight. Wither out your fists up and fight like a man or get out before things start getting REAL serious.