Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*cleans the barrel of a 44. magnum, loads a few bullets into the cylinder then clicks the cylinder back into place* well this might get rowdy! real quick...

Alright, alright guys. Calm down. Drinks for everyone in me.

If my drink is IN you, you can just keep it...
anyone wanna shoot some darts?
* pulls Glock *

Run Dart, they are after you again!

Yeah same here. You can keep it.
Hey sounds good to me. *pulls .45* cocked, locked, and ready to rock doc.

Be careful what you say about drinks IN you. There are several vampires around here. *checks her short blowgun and frog poison darts*

Hey, no poison darts allowed! Unless you share them with me! lol

Jeez guys, can't you guys just take a misspelling? Everybody, drinks ON me. Is that better?

We're just teasing ya. if drinks are on you, Hey bar keep! I'll take a double of your top shelf vodka.

OHHHHH GREAT. Get the most expensive stuff why don't ya? AND take a double? What am I made of, money? I'm sitting here with a Bud Light and what do you get? Vodka. Not even that - the BEST Vodka. Ohhh great. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Nothing beats a Bud Light by the way. NOTHING. Nobody judge me or I will not be buying drinks.

You all better hope that we DON'T get in a shoot out by the way. I'm LOADED. Why do you think I've got a leather jacket? I've got gums TO THE GILLS. Let's see, what do we have here.....got my .40 Glock 22.....got my .9 Glock 17.......let's see.......got my .45 Sig P 2-220.........and that's just the handguns. I'm so Badass that I've got a few shotguns taped to my back so if it REALLY gets rough. Who wants the taste of a Remington 870 P with their liqour? Or would you like a Mossberg 500 cruiser, or the persuader? Not your style? How about an Ithaca 37, maybe even an 87? Didn't think so. I'm ready. Whether from the zombie appocolypse or a few bar thugs, I am cocked, locked, and ready to kill. I would just be careful. Tread with extreme caution.