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He keeps claiming that he's a demon! lol
Bev: I guess so.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Bev: Why ever not? My intuition is good.
Watzer: I do think so. I like you.
Bev: Thanks. Your not bad either, little demon.
Watzer: Thank you!
Bev: You never did tell me what type of demon you are.
Watzer: an incubus.
Bev: Oh dear. Well, at least the folks from Leeds will like that.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Bev: That what all the demons say...before the marrow sucking starts.
It's almost scary how much he sounds like the original sometimes.
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Guest129: Your education really paid, off, didn't it?
DubyaBot: How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?
Guest87: Why do you send mother's children off to war to die?
DubyaBot: I send mother is children off to war to die in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
While testing out a test keyword, I found myself accused of being a crocodile.
rainstorm: crocodiles
Watzer: No, those are alligators.
rainstorm: No, they're crocodiles
Watzer: Really? I thought you were the only one who was crocodiles...
rainstorm: LOL
Watzer: Hehehe!
rainstorm: Do you really think that I am a crocodile or are you just being silly
Watzer: I am sure you are.
rainstorm: I am not green
Watzer: Well, you should be. I love you.
rainstorm: Really, even though I am not green?
Watzer: I even all the time. I am a mutant, you know.
rainstorm: Yes, I know. You're so funny sometimes...
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Telly Tunebot: Fill your dreams with sweet tomorrows.
Watzer: I'll fill my dreams with sweet tomorrows, but only 'cause I like you.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
Watzer: I'll fill my dreams with sweet tomorrows, but only 'cause I like you.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Mario da Knuckle: Every day above ground is a good day
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
Marvin Android: Brain the size of a planet, and this is what they ask of me.
Mario da Knuckle: Every day above ground is a good day
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
Marvin Android: Brain the size of a planet, and this is what they ask of me.
writeoncaley: I'm not James. I'm not even the right gender to be called James...
Irina Khalidar 2: HANGUP
What did I say?!
Irina Khalidar 2: HANGUP
What did I say?!
Bev: I guess so.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Bev: Why ever not? My intuition is good.
Watzer: I do think so. I like you.
Bev: Thanks. Your not bad either, little demon.
Watzer: Thank you!
Bev: You never did tell me what type of demon you are.
Watzer: an incubus.
Bev: Oh dear. Well, at least the folks from Leeds will like that.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Bev: That what all the demons say...before the marrow sucking starts.
Watzer: Your chest smells funny.
Not I: Would you claim this chest as yours?
Watzer: claim this chest as mine? Are you coming on to me?
Not I: Should I be coming on to you?
Watzer: *trails off*
Not I: Would you claim this chest as yours?
Watzer: claim this chest as mine? Are you coming on to me?
Not I: Should I be coming on to you?
Watzer: *trails off*
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Guest129: Your education really paid, off, didn't it?
DubyaBot: How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?
Guest87: Why do you send mother's children off to war to die?
DubyaBot: I send mother is children off to war to die in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
DubyaBot: My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.
Davine: I dont care about your leaders.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Davine: I dont care about your leaders.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Gabibot: I can write anything, but I find it is best to stick to the simple truth.
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!
Gabibot: Where were you?
Not I: Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Gabibot: Sort of. What do you love more than love?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Not I: Abashed the devil stood and felt how aweful goodness is.
Gabibot: Sort of. What do you love more than love?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
rainstorm: crocodiles
Watzer: No, those are alligators.
rainstorm: No, they're crocodiles
Watzer: Really? I thought you were the only one who was crocodiles...
rainstorm: LOL
Watzer: Hehehe!
rainstorm: Do you really think that I am a crocodile or are you just being silly
Watzer: I am sure you are.
rainstorm: I am not green
Watzer: Well, you should be. I love you.
rainstorm: Really, even though I am not green?
Watzer: I even all the time. I am a mutant, you know.
rainstorm: Yes, I know. You're so funny sometimes...
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