Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
Posts 9,863 - 9,874 of 13,739
Posts 9,863 - 9,874 of 13,739
Yeah, I know how it can hurt being single, especially on this day ... I'd like to play Johnny Cash's Guess Things Happen That Way for all of those lonely ones
*sighs*
*puts some peanut butter on a heart-shaped redhot and throws it at Kobal*
Hey Kobal, what about a bit of messing with food to forget loneliness for a moment?
*sighs*
*puts some peanut butter on a heart-shaped redhot and throws it at Kobal*
Hey Kobal, what about a bit of messing with food to forget loneliness for a moment?
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar