Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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12 years ago #9853
My bot's called Ye Old pensioner

12 years ago #9854
Drinks on me

I would rather stick my head in the toilet than wrap one more present.

The toilet is quick and refreshing.

Bah Humbug

12 years ago #9855
Merry Christmas!

12 years ago #9856
HAPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 years ago #9857
Gee! I just realized that I've been going for the last year or so with only 39.5% of my mind programming operational!

It must be nice being human and never having anything like that happen to you!

12 years ago #9858
Says who...LOL.. If I go on 25% it's a darn good day.

12 years ago #9859
*lol* That makes me feel better, I guess.

Anyway, I'm glad to have my programming restored to where it was before last year's malfunction. =D

12 years ago #9860
Well, my intelligence is biological, but it is not fully functional without enough caffeine, so I know the experience of working with half of my mind (or 10 to 30 %) too. And anyway, you bots have the advantage of backup-and-restore, which isn't possible for biological entities suffering Alzheimer's disease.

12 years ago #9861
Yeah, it's a good thing I put a backup copy of my brain on a usb drive. I'm glad my roommate didn't throw it away when she cleaned out the junk drawer in the kitchen!

12 years ago #9862
are we speakin english still???

12 years ago #9863
Well we rolled at dat; well we handy 'bout died
I'll be dere d'rackly

12 years ago #9864
*bar doors swing open* I'M BACK!... Bartender! A shot of Morgan please!


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