Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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22 years ago #967

(Uhh I think I'll back down offa that one... She is scaring me with her prowess...)
What happened cheez? someone feed you some mouldy cheeze?

MARK

ladydyke
22 years ago #968

lol

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22 years ago #969

Can I buy you a drink, Oh overprowessing damesel?

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #970

Sure. Make it a jack and coke.

MARK

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22 years ago #971

Hey Kirbs, try not looking at Cheez while you "blow your 'NOSE'"... She's already pregnant, or so I hear!

MARK

STRMKirby
22 years ago #972

Perhaps Onyx would like to hold the tissue.

MARK

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22 years ago #973

Possibly... Lemme go ask her.

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22 years ago #974

She wants to know if you take extra-large or spatial.

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ladydyke
22 years ago #975

you may sir.

MARK

STRMKirby
22 years ago #976

Make sure to tell her to get the soft kind, and make sure not to go too fast.

MARK

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22 years ago #977

Dogh'd, get the fair lady here a nice, warm "Fucking Beekeeper".

MARK

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22 years ago #978

Sigh...I can see that you aren't responding because you don't want to hurt my feelings. Where are my drinks?
*turns purple and droops tentacles dejectedly*