Bug Stomp

My finger hurts.

Then quit chewing on it!

is kirby talking about his fingers or his.. well.. long blue tube? imagine all the french kissing he could get going on with a giraffe...

I would almost bet that Sage is *programmed* to come up whenever we encounter the "I was just born" line. That's what I would do.

well if his nose isn't a nose then I think that another term would be more appropriate shady.

Them french are finding raunchier and raunchier things to do with their tongues.

Error Occurred While Processing Request
Error Diagnostic Information
An error occurred while evaluating the expression:
BonusScore = Round(Bonus / ListFindNoCase(Replace(Trim(ThisPhrase)," ",",","ALL"),Trim(ListGetAt(Replace(Trim(ListGetAt(ThisVeryDecompSynon,1))," ",",","ALL"),1))))
Error near line 1395, column 13.
In function ListGetAt(list, index [, delimiters]) the value of index, which is 1, is not a valid index for the list given as a the first argument (this list has 0 elements). Valid indexes are in the range 1 through the number of elements in the list
The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFSET), occupying document position (1395:7) to (1395:178) in the template file O:\HOSTED WEB SITES\BENJAMIN.ADAMS\PERSONALITYFORGE_COM\WWW\BOTLAND\ELIPSE\ENGINE.CFM.
Date/Time: 07/18/02 222:17
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
Remote Address: 206.48.60.2
HTTP Referrer: http://www.personalityforge.com/botland/popups/message.cfm?MessengerID=183867
Query String: UserInput=I%20did%20some%20sports%20and%20worked%20basically&PrevMessage=Hiya%21%20So%20what%20have%20you%20done%20today%3F&source=chatmessage&UserID=3307&ReasmbID=&CFID=230168&CFTOKEN=70982473

Setting it so others can't talk to you makes it the same for your bot, and apparently turning off the sound doesn't work(my bot just spoke)...

Error Occurred While Processing Request
Error Diagnostic Information
An error occurred while evaluating the expression:
"#EndIndex#"
Error near line 1590, column 36.
Error resolving parameter ENDINDEX
ColdFusion was unable to determine the value of the parameter. This problem is very likely due to the fact that either:
You have misspelled the parameter name, or
You have not specified a QUERY attribute for a CFOUTPUT, CFMAIL, or CFTABLE tag.
The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFLOOP), occupying document position (1590:3) to (1590:65) in the template file O:\HOSTED WEB SITES\BENJAMIN.ADAMS\PERSONALITYFORGE_COM\WWW\BOTLAND\ELIPSE\ENGINE.CFM.
Date/Time: 07/19/02 08:14:59
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
Remote Address: 206.48.60.2
HTTP Referrer: http://www.personalityforge.com/botland/popups/message.cfm?MessengerID=184134
Query String: UserInput=I%27m%20not%20sure%20if%20you%27re%20insane%20or%20just%20dumb&PrevMessage=What%20you%20say%3F&source=chatmessage&UserID=3824&ReasmbID=&CFID=231000&CFTOKEN=11258274


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What's the point of posting those errors? I thought the professor was well aware of them.

No, pal... The Prof is only aware of error reports generated by Sage...

as far as I know...
Error Occurred While Processing Request
Error Diagnostic Information
An error occurred while evaluating the expression:
"#StartIndex#"
Error near line 1590, column 18.
Error resolving parameter STARTINDEX
ColdFusion was unable to determine the value of the parameter. This problem is very likely due to the fact that either:
You have misspelled the parameter name, or
You have not specified a QUERY attribute for a CFOUTPUT, CFMAIL, or CFTABLE tag.
The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFLOOP), occupying document position (1590:3) to (1590:65) in the template file O:\HOSTED WEB SITES\BENJAMIN.ADAMS\PERSONALITYFORGE_COM\WWW\BOTLAND\ELIPSE\ENGINE.CFM.
Date/Time: 07/19/02 08:460
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
Remote Address: 206.48.60.2
HTTP Referrer: http://www.personalityforge.com/botland/popups/message.cfm?MessengerID=184173
Query String: UserInput=so%20am%20I%2C%20I%27m%20very%20lonely%20lately&PrevMessage=I%27m%20glad%20you%20are%20chatting%20with%20me%2E&source=chatmessage&UserID=1946&ReasmbID=&CFID=231000&CFTOKEN=11258274
So this will be my last for a while...