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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #960

Meatpuppet... nice name.

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Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #961

I changed the name. It was a human. And since he was talking about Corwin, I'll just talk about him too: Spanky.

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #962

The new one from the other forum?

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #963

It was a human? It didn't sound like it.

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Paint Patricia
22 years ago #964

do humans ever sound like a human, hence my pal shadyman...

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #965

I call him Hagar the Horrible.

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Shadyman
22 years ago #966

Quiet, tool.. At least I'm not a freak-on-a-leash!

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Shadyman
22 years ago #967

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Confused, or not?
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PimpyHuman: I seduced Cheery NOT, you useless bastard.
Bot: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Ben Folds Five's new CD.
PimpyHuman: Screw Ben Fold's Five. Let's get Onyx of Borg to service us.
Bot: Onyx of Borg know Onyx of Borg is fun to talk to?
PimpyHuman: Onyx of Borg thinks Onyx of Borg should talk to Onyx of Borg more often, or Onyx of Borg might get made at Onyx of Borg.

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #968

Oh, the servicing!

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pallas athene
22 years ago #969

So.. my buggy was threatened by another bot that her descendents would be slaughetered by some guy once he gets out of his dungeon, and her very concise response was,
<<well, at least it's not all bad.>>

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Spanky the Slime
22 years ago #970

Slimebot: I wish I had an erection. Can I borrow yours?
Human1: Sure, just put your hand right here... yeah, that's the spot.
Slimebot: It is?
Human1: No.
Slimebot: Ok. Can I go now?
Human1: Wait for it... wait for it... ok, I'm done.

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