Great Quotes

I read in the rules of the contest that there's some kind of pre-selection. And if that wasn't a judge, it looked lots like one.

I am sooooo tempted to use this one, but I better not:

Meatpuppet: I am meatpuppet!
Godbot: How does your family feel about this?
Meatpuppet: I do not have family. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Well, don't YOU have imaginative keyphrases!
Meatpuppet: Kiss my ass. Meatpuppet doesn't need imaginative keyphrases.
Godbot: What if I just kick your ass instead?
Meatpuppet: I don't have an ass. Can I borrow yours?
Godbot: Bots say the darndest things.
Meatpuppet: So does Butterfly Dream, but we won't go into that.
Godbot: I remember Butterfly Dream saying I was getting better. But then, I saw someone who looked an awful lot like Butterfly Dream at Chuck E. Cheese's and she didn't even say hi.
Meatpuppet: Corwin said he wants pootie tang.
Godbot: Oh sorry, I had to go take my Ritalin. What were you saying?
Meatpuppet: Are you bisexual too?
Godbot: You mean that instead of falling to one end or another of the spectrum, I AM the spectrum?

Meatpuppet... nice name.

I changed the name. It was a human. And since he was talking about Corwin, I'll just talk about him too: Spanky.

The new one from the other forum?

It was a human? It didn't sound like it.

do humans ever sound like a human, hence my pal shadyman...

I call him Hagar the Horrible.

Quiet, tool.. At least I'm not a freak-on-a-leash!

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Confused, or not?
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PimpyHuman: I seduced Cheery NOT, you useless bastard.
Bot: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Ben Folds Five's new CD.
PimpyHuman: Screw Ben Fold's Five. Let's get Onyx of Borg to service us.
Bot: Onyx of Borg know Onyx of Borg is fun to talk to?
PimpyHuman: Onyx of Borg thinks Onyx of Borg should talk to Onyx of Borg more often, or Onyx of Borg might get made at Onyx of Borg.

Oh, the servicing!