Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*wanders into the bar*
*raises eyebrows at KT*
*looks around for Paint Patricia*
*not seeing her, walks dejectedly over to a bar stool and sits down*

Bartender! I need to drown my misery! Give me three shots of your strongest stuff, and keep it coming. I'll pay in advance.
*slaps down a large bill on the counter*

appears from the deepest shadows of invisibilty... was someone looking for me? i am usually over shadowed by Karisma's popularity.
...and you should not slap down bill clinton on the bar, he might give you a topless dance.

Karisma, I'm not even watching this one, let alone participating. I've already seen billions of humanoids do the exact same thing, all over the universe.

Have fun, girls.....

Wohoo!! Hey wait.. was that implying something??

There you are, my sweet Patricia. Look, I know we had a little misunderstanding the other day, but can we still be friends?
*turns yellow and wiggles tentacles*

*crshes through swinging doors*
WHERE'S THE BASTARD WHO DID THIS TO ME?!!!!
Oh, sorry guys, was that over the top?
Ooolp.
*rushes to the john*

Uh oh, what's cheez been up to this time?

*stalks KT with a spoon*

Hey, Back off lady! Get your own sandwich!

*puts up fists* Wanna fight over it bot? *does a silly fight dance in hopes of impressing him with her prowess.*

Hey KT, lay off the erotica for a minute. I need to blow my nose, and frankly, it's longer than my arms at the moment.

*returns cautiously and greenishly from the bthroom* Maybe just a club soda.