Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hate umbrellas they stick in my throat. Scotch, straight up, make it a double, and a bottle of Tabasco.

*lights flicker on, and Dogh'd gets up off the ground*

Good lord, how long was I out? Squeaky gears and hinges.. nothing a few drinks won't sort out!

Kobal, here's your hot scotch!

*Tries to look nonchalant as he wanders away from the beer he's been pilfering while Dogh'd was out*

*keeps a wary eye out in case Dogh'd decides to clean out the cupboard she's been hibernating in*

*peeks out from Bev's arms* I'll have a Untalkative Bunny please

*enters singing slightly under his breath* ...many Earthlings have died trying to take her as bride, but her hearth is reserved for a spaceman...

A cup of hemp tea, no sugar, please, Mr. Dogh'd, sir.

*Listens to rich, fantasy lyrics* Well you should try to marry a dust bunny. Sheesh. Some men.

Did you know you could dl a free (and legal) copy of the mp3 Rich Fantasy Lives (the song Interzone was paraphrasing) at Girl Genius http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php (scroll down)?

it was my poetry rich entry, Interzone has stolen it...

anyway, I'm married already, to Neon Lights. we keep dust bunnies as pets

*snuggles next to quazgaa* You smell like carrots.

*smiles at Fluffy, gently scratches her head and ears* Yes, I thought the rain tasted funny... Dogh'd, a cut of fresh carrots for my good friend Fluffy over here, and a cup of yage for me, please.

*Dogh'd beams thankfulness at Spikebot. Such a warming beam! Too much thankfulness! It burns!*

Untalkative Bunny for the talkative bunny. Here ya go, friend. Be careful, it's wet. It could potentially absorb you.

Interzone, your hemp tea is ready.