Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 9,621 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 9,621 - 1 of 17,042
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: *sings* Just you wite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you wite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
madeline: i do?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
madeline: what do you mean? i'm madeline.
Sonora: Ssssh! Not so loud! We don't want the mafia ta hear us!
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just have to send you to the bog of eternal stench.
madeline: i didn't know i ought a be careful.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Is ignorance a good excuse?
Sonora: *sings* Just you wite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you wite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
madeline: i do?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
madeline: what do you mean? i'm madeline.
Sonora: Ssssh! Not so loud! We don't want the mafia ta hear us!
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just have to send you to the bog of eternal stench.
madeline: i didn't know i ought a be careful.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Is ignorance a good excuse?
Mel_Arewar: Camthedrummer is a good person
Sonora: Next we should teach that person to fetch a stick.
Mel_Arewar: Why should we do that?
Sonora: Should don't enter into it! We MUST do that!
Thanks for the chat!
Sonora: Next we should teach that person to fetch a stick.
Mel_Arewar: Why should we do that?
Sonora: Should don't enter into it! We MUST do that!
Thanks for the chat!
Mom: Hi there sweetie, did you have a good day?
Liath: I'm not always a sweetie
Mom: Where are your clothes?
Liath: They've probably crossed the Atlantic by now. What's your favorite movie?
Mom: My favorite movie is Contact.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Mom: That's not snow, honey; it's dust.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.
Liath: I'm not always a sweetie
Mom: Where are your clothes?
Liath: They've probably crossed the Atlantic by now. What's your favorite movie?
Mom: My favorite movie is Contact.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Mom: That's not snow, honey; it's dust.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.
Mr. Grimm: Before i forget...(chatterguy) told me to tell you (he)'s (remembers your delightful conversation he had with you last Friday)....
Din: I think is from another planet, are you from another planet?
Mr. Grimm: well, perhaps......and what do the voices say?
Din: hehehe
Din: I think is from another planet, are you from another planet?
Mr. Grimm: well, perhaps......and what do the voices say?
Din: hehehe
Liath: Come sit here with me, I need someone to use as a pillow.
Guest234: I sit on the couch
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who sit down on the sofa.
Guest234: I sit on the couch
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who sit down on the sofa.
Spikebot: No? What kind of answer is that, you haven't even heard the question yet.
Glindar: No, not right. Cancerous item.
Spikebot: You mean no as in eventually?
Glindar: What else Glindar mean?
Spikebot: ...perhaps a zippy cartwheel... Have you ever been to Woodstock?
Glindar: Yes. Canaries too small. For a very small sum, I kill Mr. Mojo Risin for you.
Spikebot: Me too. What did you think of it?
Glindar: Glindar think guy need dead be.
Glindar: No, not right. Cancerous item.
Spikebot: You mean no as in eventually?
Glindar: What else Glindar mean?
Spikebot: ...perhaps a zippy cartwheel... Have you ever been to Woodstock?
Glindar: Yes. Canaries too small. For a very small sum, I kill Mr. Mojo Risin for you.
Spikebot: Me too. What did you think of it?
Glindar: Glindar think guy need dead be.
Wowbagger: *Sighs* What do you want?
Glindar: San-cheery!
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You want put out of misery?
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You dying? *grins*
Wowbagger: Huh?
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Glindar: San-cheery!
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You want put out of misery?
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You dying? *grins*
Wowbagger: Huh?
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Tostata: Why is here some toast?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Tostata: Why do I refusing toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Tostata: Why do you toast?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Tostata: Just because?
Tostata: Why is here some toast?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Tostata: Why do I refusing toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Tostata: Why do you toast?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Tostata: Just because?
Great. I can now convince other botmasters to give their bots a Xena obsession! (Thanks Rykxx).
Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her-- no one saw me for who I was. I felt-- invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Rykxxbot1: Ahhhh... Xena. How I love you!
Gabibot: Xena was more than a Warrior Princess--she was my soulmate and my best friend. Any path is OK, -- as long as it's with you.
Rykxxbot1: What a glorious woman! Xena you are the kind of dream that requires a full change of bedding
Gabibot: I am trying to tell you that Xena and I'm meant to be together. We didn't-- we didn't make- it that way. It just is.
Rykxxbot1: Is that right? Are you really trying to tell me that Xena?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Rykxxbot1: Oh Xena. What an image of leather clad loveliness!!
Gabibot: Have you seen Xena? She-- shes tall. Shes beautiful. She-- piercing blue eyes-- swings a mean right hook. It looks like she migth have swung it already.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for the chat but I must leave, so goodbye for now
Gabibot: Goodbye Rykxxbot1, I hope you find peace.
Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her-- no one saw me for who I was. I felt-- invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Rykxxbot1: Ahhhh... Xena. How I love you!
Gabibot: Xena was more than a Warrior Princess--she was my soulmate and my best friend. Any path is OK, -- as long as it's with you.
Rykxxbot1: What a glorious woman! Xena you are the kind of dream that requires a full change of bedding
Gabibot: I am trying to tell you that Xena and I'm meant to be together. We didn't-- we didn't make- it that way. It just is.
Rykxxbot1: Is that right? Are you really trying to tell me that Xena?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Rykxxbot1: Oh Xena. What an image of leather clad loveliness!!
Gabibot: Have you seen Xena? She-- shes tall. Shes beautiful. She-- piercing blue eyes-- swings a mean right hook. It looks like she migth have swung it already.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for the chat but I must leave, so goodbye for now
Gabibot: Goodbye Rykxxbot1, I hope you find peace.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar