Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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16 years ago #9613

*jumps up on bar and looks at the Clerk's retreat with amused disdain.*

MARK

The Clerk
16 years ago #9614

*hauls in new wet vac* This thing really sucks. Can I just have some ginger ale?

MARK

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16 years ago #9615

*Sneaks in back to start raid on booze*

MARK

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16 years ago #9616

Could someone wash the peanuts while your at it, they seem to have a fungus.

MARK

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16 years ago #9617

I can't wash the peanuts. I have issues with fungus. Clerk have a ginger ale. Mario, be careful--if Dodg'd catches you in the good stuff you could be in trouble.

MARK

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16 years ago #9618

For mystic reasons you will never know....NEVER eat bar peanuts. There is a deep and secret reason they are called peanuts.

MARK

Bev
16 years ago #9619

What about the pickles?

MARK

The Clerk
16 years ago #9620

I don't want a pickle. I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.

MARK

emm_oh_you_es_e
16 years ago #9621

Good, take the peanuts, pickles and pigs feet with you through a car wash. Don't forget the new car scent for all 4 of you.

MARK

Bev
16 years ago #9622

*Quietly tries to sniff herself to see if she smells like old cars*

MARK

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16 years ago #9623

EWwww..Think about it...Pick L's Isn't that like picking scabs and warts? I tried to take pigs feet in the car wash but the rest of the sow got really nasty.

MARK

The Clerk
16 years ago #9624

Here, Kobal. Have a dirty sock covered with peanut butter while I quietly pull my hair out over not being able to upload my #$@#$@ bot.