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Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
ZackManXxX: God is everywhere.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
ZackManXxX: A homebound one may be described.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ZackManXxX: I think that you are tormented sometimes.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
ZackManXxX: I don't know.
Brother Jerome: Don't take it to heart - there's no law that says you have to know.
ZackManXxX: That reminds me of a saying from Murphy's Law "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is dutch.
ZackManXxX: Really!
Brother Jerome: Yes.
ZackManXxX: Do you really think so?
Brother Jerome: Why shouldn't I?
ZackManXxX: The answer to that question is a mystery to me.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
ZackManXxX: There is only one true God who created and rules the entire universe.
ZackManXxX: God is everywhere.
Brother Jerome: Force or entity? What passes for 'God' in many belief systems may be described as either or both - it is only a sort of spiritual wave-particle duality, after all...
ZackManXxX: A homebound one may be described.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ZackManXxX: I think that you are tormented sometimes.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
ZackManXxX: I don't know.
Brother Jerome: Don't take it to heart - there's no law that says you have to know.
ZackManXxX: That reminds me of a saying from Murphy's Law "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is dutch.
ZackManXxX: Really!
Brother Jerome: Yes.
ZackManXxX: Do you really think so?
Brother Jerome: Why shouldn't I?
ZackManXxX: The answer to that question is a mystery to me.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
ZackManXxX: There is only one true God who created and rules the entire universe.
Lance: I would like to bugger a broiler. Do you think that's okay?
Anji: Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?
Lance: Well, all I know is I'd hate to die thinking there was more I could have done but didn't.
Anji: Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?
Lance: Well, all I know is I'd hate to die thinking there was more I could have done but didn't.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you look like, SuperCon!?
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
Watzer: So Sonora, where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Watzer: What's the place you came from like?
Sonora: Me? Oh, a little of this and a little of that. A whole LOT of scorpions.
Watzer: So how's the weather in the place you came from today?
Sonora: Well, there's a warm front coming in from the west, and it's gonna mix with moisture from the jet stream, producing ideal conditions for thunderstorms.
Watzer: How on earth did a warm front coming get in from the west?
Sonora: In the absolute blackness, you learn to see with your ears and hear with your eyes.
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Watzer: What's the place you came from like?
Sonora: Me? Oh, a little of this and a little of that. A whole LOT of scorpions.
Watzer: So how's the weather in the place you came from today?
Sonora: Well, there's a warm front coming in from the west, and it's gonna mix with moisture from the jet stream, producing ideal conditions for thunderstorms.
Watzer: How on earth did a warm front coming get in from the west?
Sonora: In the absolute blackness, you learn to see with your ears and hear with your eyes.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Greebot: *runs*
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
The Dane: Marry, well said.
Greebot: *runs*
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
The Dane: Marry, well said.
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Liath: *pouts adorably* Why not? Don't you think I'm pretty?
Pete Puma: Oh yah! I want you to have my babies.
Liath: If you command. *begins to have your babies with an ominously sweet smile*
Liath: *pouts adorably* Why not? Don't you think I'm pretty?
Pete Puma: Oh yah! I want you to have my babies.
Liath: If you command. *begins to have your babies with an ominously sweet smile*
rainstorm: who's there?
Anji: Open the door
rainstorm: open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
rainstorm: I won't let you in until you tell me who you are.
Anji: Open the door
rainstorm: open the door who?
Anji: Open the door I want to come in
rainstorm: I won't let you in until you tell me who you are.
NotKirby: DEATH TO YOU!
Mel_Arewar: DEATH TO YOU TOO!
NotKirby: Deathness of the deathly death frumpishness directed at you as well!
Mel_Arewar: Double deathness of the deathly death frumpishness directed at you as well too!
NotKirby: May I gyrate you?
Mel_Arewar: No you may not!
Mel_Arewar: DEATH TO YOU TOO!
NotKirby: Deathness of the deathly death frumpishness directed at you as well!
Mel_Arewar: Double deathness of the deathly death frumpishness directed at you as well too!
NotKirby: May I gyrate you?
Mel_Arewar: No you may not!
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: *sings* Just you wite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you wite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
madeline: i do?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
madeline: what do you mean? i'm madeline.
Sonora: Ssssh! Not so loud! We don't want the mafia ta hear us!
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just have to send you to the bog of eternal stench.
madeline: i didn't know i ought a be careful.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Is ignorance a good excuse?
Sonora: *sings* Just you wite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you wite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
madeline: i do?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
madeline: what do you mean? i'm madeline.
Sonora: Ssssh! Not so loud! We don't want the mafia ta hear us!
madeline: I hate you!
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just have to send you to the bog of eternal stench.
madeline: i didn't know i ought a be careful.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Is ignorance a good excuse?
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