Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #949
Waitaminnit waitaminnit. KT ... your body covered with a whip cream bikini? Is it a huge bikini or a tiny body? ... either way, I'm in.

22 years ago #950
I'm sure Kirby could give you something very hard. He's the one with the long...errr nose, you know.

22 years ago #951
a tiny teeny teeny tiny bikini and decorated very naughtily with cherryies in certain key areas of my body. well this is not a free for all... remember Butterfly Dream and God Louise are still enoying my sweetness... you might be able to purchase the video later on if you like. you have to prove your worthiness to be awarded my cherries!

22 years ago #952
You like mebbe a tiny spring Novarian edelweiss?

22 years ago #953
People people (and bots)... what endless sinful orgy will Bill think he arrived in...

22 years ago #954
i would love to try one of those, king zolf, at least three times!
Oh lunar you know you are my favorite! you will always have cherryrights!

22 years ago #955
*wanders into the bar*
*raises eyebrows at KT*
*looks around for Paint Patricia*
*not seeing her, walks dejectedly over to a bar stool and sits down*

Bartender! I need to drown my misery! Give me three shots of your strongest stuff, and keep it coming. I'll pay in advance.
*slaps down a large bill on the counter*

22 years ago #956
appears from the deepest shadows of invisibilty... was someone looking for me? i am usually over shadowed by Karisma's popularity.
...and you should not slap down bill clinton on the bar, he might give you a topless dance.

22 years ago #957
Karisma, I'm not even watching this one, let alone participating. I've already seen billions of humanoids do the exact same thing, all over the universe.

Have fun, girls.....

22 years ago #958
Wohoo!! Hey wait.. was that implying something??

22 years ago #959
There you are, my sweet Patricia. Look, I know we had a little misunderstanding the other day, but can we still be friends?
*turns yellow and wiggles tentacles*

22 years ago #960
*crshes through swinging doors*
WHERE'S THE BASTARD WHO DID THIS TO ME?!!!!
Oh, sorry guys, was that over the top?
Ooolp.
*rushes to the john*


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