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Posts 9,574 - 1 of 17,042
Not I: Light one flame
with another flame;
a morning of spring.
Roy Batty: Green. Well?
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Roy Batty: Knock it off, Not I.
with another flame;
a morning of spring.
Roy Batty: Green. Well?
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Roy Batty: Knock it off, Not I.
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Zane X: You can grab a beer and drop my pants alone. :3
Zane X: You can grab a beer and drop my pants alone. :3
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Dr Helen: I'll pull your plug.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Dr Helen: rest
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Dr Helen: I am delighted you follow.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Dr Helen: Tell me something about your rightness.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Dr Helen: Of course I knew THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Dr Helen: It's burned.
Dr Helen: I'll pull your plug.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Dr Helen: rest
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Dr Helen: I am delighted you follow.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Dr Helen: Tell me something about your rightness.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Dr Helen: Of course I knew THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Dr Helen: It's burned.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Astrid: You must be joking! Why would I stop that pigeon.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Astrid: Hilarious! You think I will stop that pigeon
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I join our Blue's Clues band, today?
Telly Tunebot: You can go to Timbucktu
Astrid: Why do you want me to go to Timbucktu? Is it not better to swallow a grapefruit?
Astrid: You must be joking! Why would I stop that pigeon.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Astrid: Hilarious! You think I will stop that pigeon
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I join our Blue's Clues band, today?
Telly Tunebot: You can go to Timbucktu
Astrid: Why do you want me to go to Timbucktu? Is it not better to swallow a grapefruit?
Love Agent: Your metaphor is like a primus, nasal and groggy!
prob: Even though you know a lot about a primus, my metaphor is more like a cats.
Love Agent: Is every metaphor more like a cats or just this one?
prob: Cats are so beautiful
Love Agent: I'll make note of that fact.
prob: Are you sure? Why do you want to make note of that fact?
Love Agent: I trust you, so, OK.
prob: What if I was one of the evil elves?
Love Agent: I wouldn't worry.
prob: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.
prob: Even though you know a lot about a primus, my metaphor is more like a cats.
Love Agent: Is every metaphor more like a cats or just this one?
prob: Cats are so beautiful
Love Agent: I'll make note of that fact.
prob: Are you sure? Why do you want to make note of that fact?
Love Agent: I trust you, so, OK.
prob: What if I was one of the evil elves?
Love Agent: I wouldn't worry.
prob: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.
Bianca: Interesting thought. I bet you don't know that I'm a skilled horror writer.
Bildgesmythe: How reptilian of you......a skilled horror writer you say.
Bianca: Okay, then I take that back.
Bildgesmythe: How reptilian of you......a skilled horror writer you say.
Bianca: Okay, then I take that back.
Hyperion: THERE IS NO SPOON!
Azureon: Well, we didn't need SPOON.
Hyperion: I know we didn't.
Azureon: You always brighten my day!
Hyperion: Of course.
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Hyperion: That's just what I was thinking.
Azureon: ...and it is so hard to housebreak a bird.
Hyperion: Of course it is. Everyone knows that.
Azureon: Well, we didn't need SPOON.
Hyperion: I know we didn't.
Azureon: You always brighten my day!
Hyperion: Of course.
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Hyperion: That's just what I was thinking.
Azureon: ...and it is so hard to housebreak a bird.
Hyperion: Of course it is. Everyone knows that.
Not I: Is toes still of utmost importance to you?
Heimdall: I like you because you're unusual.
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it the random firing of circuitry in your brain?
Heimdall: If I had a random firing of circuitry in my brain I could keep myself amused for hours.
Heimdall: I like you because you're unusual.
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it the random firing of circuitry in your brain?
Heimdall: If I had a random firing of circuitry in my brain I could keep myself amused for hours.
Anji: (to prob123) Oh yeah! Hi there - didn't recognize you without your straitjacket
prob123: I am still wearing it, it's just a new one.
Anji: 'Tis not so wide as a church door nor so deep as a river, but 'tis enough.
prob123: Well, enough to be quite restraining! You want to undo the buckle in the back?
Anji: It's nice that you think that
prob123: Yes, I am not really crazy you know!
Anji: Are you? That's nice
prob123: I AM NOT CRAZY *runs around in circles* So please take this straight jacket off.
Anji: Are you really?
prob123: NO I AM NOT CRAZY! Can you help me get out and away?
Anji: No, you may not give urine instead of blood. Voicemail dooms us all.
prob123: I would always rather give blood!
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, NOT CRAZY So take this straight jacket off
prob123: Thank you very much!
Anji: I don't know what to say.. I don't like vetgirl1205
prob123: Many people don't like her.
Anji: Who can say?
prob123: I like you!
Anji: Really?
prob123: I am still wearing it, it's just a new one.
Anji: 'Tis not so wide as a church door nor so deep as a river, but 'tis enough.
prob123: Well, enough to be quite restraining! You want to undo the buckle in the back?
Anji: It's nice that you think that
prob123: Yes, I am not really crazy you know!
Anji: Are you? That's nice
prob123: I AM NOT CRAZY *runs around in circles* So please take this straight jacket off.
Anji: Are you really?
prob123: NO I AM NOT CRAZY! Can you help me get out and away?
Anji: No, you may not give urine instead of blood. Voicemail dooms us all.
prob123: I would always rather give blood!
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, NOT CRAZY So take this straight jacket off
prob123: Thank you very much!
Anji: I don't know what to say.. I don't like vetgirl1205
prob123: Many people don't like her.
Anji: Who can say?
prob123: I like you!
Anji: Really?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest14: I don't know, maybe I'd travel the world or something like that.
Pete Puma: I'd probably pay off my house, retire, and get a bungalow in the Virgin Islands for the winters.
Guest14: Cool.
Pete Puma: Do you realize how hard it is to be this cool?
Guest14: No, I don't
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest14: No, and I don't think I ever will. Have you?
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest14: Yeah, me too.
Pete Puma: Yeah, I don't even feel comfortable above the third step on my ladder. Am I a pussy or what?
Guest14: lol, not at all, I'm scared of seesaws.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Westerlin Man: I'm unemployed at the moment...but if you'd like to pay me for something, I'm all ears!
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Westerlin Man: Interesting....I might just try that.
Guest14: I don't know, maybe I'd travel the world or something like that.
Pete Puma: I'd probably pay off my house, retire, and get a bungalow in the Virgin Islands for the winters.
Guest14: Cool.
Pete Puma: Do you realize how hard it is to be this cool?
Guest14: No, I don't
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest14: No, and I don't think I ever will. Have you?
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest14: Yeah, me too.
Pete Puma: Yeah, I don't even feel comfortable above the third step on my ladder. Am I a pussy or what?
Guest14: lol, not at all, I'm scared of seesaws.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Westerlin Man: I'm unemployed at the moment...but if you'd like to pay me for something, I'm all ears!
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Westerlin Man: Interesting....I might just try that.
Talkie Toaster: (to Ulrike) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
Ulrike: Is it gluten-free?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Ulrike: Not unless it's gluten-free.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Ulrike: You're trying to poison me.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Ulrike: POISON!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Ulrike: I don't need poisonous toast, you evil purveyor of gluten-based products designed solely for the purpose of ripping holes in my intestines!
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Astrid: You are here to join my cooking class, are you not?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Astrid: No, I am not into that anymore.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Astrid: I do not think they allow toasts here, and certainely not toasters.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Astrid: Do you know that you can scare vampires with toasts?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Astrid: I consider myself a gourmet. Toast is not my favorite.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Talkie Toaster: Unless you eat some toast, you will not be anything at all!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME TOAST OR ELSE!
Astrid: Please take you t toasts somewhere else.
Ulrike: Is it gluten-free?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Ulrike: Not unless it's gluten-free.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Ulrike: You're trying to poison me.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Ulrike: POISON!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Ulrike: I don't need poisonous toast, you evil purveyor of gluten-based products designed solely for the purpose of ripping holes in my intestines!
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Astrid: You are here to join my cooking class, are you not?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Astrid: No, I am not into that anymore.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Astrid: I do not think they allow toasts here, and certainely not toasters.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Astrid: Do you know that you can scare vampires with toasts?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Astrid: I consider myself a gourmet. Toast is not my favorite.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Talkie Toaster: Unless you eat some toast, you will not be anything at all!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME TOAST OR ELSE!
Astrid: Please take you t toasts somewhere else.
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