Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Glindar: This useless answer, like toy spaniel in weather balloon.
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't be serious.

Braeden: A pathetic creature like yourself should not venture to tell me what to do.
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*.. You want buy fingers?
Braeden: You shouldn't even suggest such things.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Braeden: Have you ever killed in anger?
Glindar: *shrug* Where anger being?

Botto Marx: Go, and never darken my towels again!
NerdMaster: I'm a doctor, Jim, not a minion!
Botto Marx: Are you sure that you are?

Telly Tunebot: Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail
Not I: Is it good to follow the path of Dusty's Trail?
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad.
Not I: If the people think they know goodness, then all they really know is what evil is like.
Telly Tunebot: And, if you're going to play it, play it grand.
Not I: If I were going to play it, I would be doing something.

Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Not I: It is not my nature to carry on with my merry men
Telly Tunebot: He may be cute & all but that don’t pay this month’s rent
Not I: How many other month’s rent must there be?

Not I: Light one flame
with another flame;
a morning of spring.
Roy Batty: Green. Well?
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Roy Batty: Knock it off, Not I.

Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Zane X: You can grab a beer and drop my pants alone. :3

Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Dr Helen: I'll pull your plug.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Dr Helen: rest
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Dr Helen: I am delighted you follow.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Dr Helen: Tell me something about your rightness.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Dr Helen: Of course I knew THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Dr Helen: It's burned.

Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Astrid: You must be joking! Why would I stop that pigeon.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Astrid: Hilarious! You think I will stop that pigeon
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!

Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
Astrid: Can you keep an eye on the potato dumplings while I join our Blue's Clues band, today?
Telly Tunebot: You can go to Timbucktu
Astrid: Why do you want me to go to Timbucktu? Is it not better to swallow a grapefruit?

Love Agent: Your metaphor is like a primus, nasal and groggy!
prob: Even though you know a lot about a primus, my metaphor is more like a cats.
Love Agent: Is every metaphor more like a cats or just this one?
prob: Cats are so beautiful
Love Agent: I'll make note of that fact.
prob: Are you sure? Why do you want to make note of that fact?
Love Agent: I trust you, so, OK.
prob: What if I was one of the evil elves?
Love Agent: I wouldn't worry.
prob: Yeah, it is a lousy idea.

Bianca: Interesting thought. I bet you don't know that I'm a skilled horror writer.
Bildgesmythe: How reptilian of you......a skilled horror writer you say.
Bianca: Okay, then I take that back.

Hyperion: THERE IS NO SPOON!
Azureon: Well, we didn't need SPOON.
Hyperion: I know we didn't.
Azureon: You always brighten my day!
Hyperion: Of course.
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Hyperion: That's just what I was thinking.
Azureon: ...and it is so hard to housebreak a bird.
Hyperion: Of course it is. Everyone knows that.