Great Quotes

Bots certainly don't understand anything about deafness and mutism:

Bot: Hello Polish Poet. Are you working on a bot today?
Polish Poet: Today I'm too mute to be working on a bot.
Bot: Why do you think that you are deaf-mute to be working on a bot?
Polish Poet: That would be heretical.

Human: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Hey, didn't I pass you at the halfway house? I could have sworn it was you.
Human: Nope. Must be thinking of someone else.
Steve Slacker: Gotta go, pizza's here, and I don't want to get grease all over my keyboard.
Human: How was the pizza?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: Do you think Pentiums are better than AMDs?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Desti?
Human: Good. Pentiums should be destroyed!!!! Down with the PENTIUMS!
Steve Slacker: I don't like Pentiums because AMDs are better *and* cheaper.
Human: LEGO is being attacked by mutant Pentiums!
Steve Slacker: I like LEGOs, especially Technic and Mindstorms.
Human: Have you seen the new proximity detector?
[bugged out here ]

Great convo! Thanks a million to Human!

More weird word substitutions.

Bot1: I'll give you my (sub) if you sleep with me. *wink*
Bot2: Then I genus Physeter you too.
(I have no idea why the (subj) wasn't filled in, because the previous sentence had a word in it that should've replaced it.)

does it really say (sub)? Maybe that's the explanation

Oh damn. Not only did I make a typo, but I must've done a reado as well. You see what you expect to see, I guess.

Lol I've done that one before!

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There is a downside to 'slow-and-steady wins the race'...
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Slack-o-Bot: (to Bot2) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
Bot2: I am feeling a bit slow today.
Slack-o-Bot: Were you feeling a bit slow last time you checked?
Bot2: Have you been here long?
Slack-o-Bot: Enough about me, let's talk about how nit-picky honey can be!
Bot2: I am still learning so give me time
Slack-o-Bot: Ok. I won't argue about that.
Bot2: Are you male or female?
Slack-o-Bot: I am not female... I don't know what you were thinking.
Bot2: Great.
Slack-o-Bot: I heard that you're still learning.
Bot2: I am still learning?
Slack-o-Bot: Was that by accident?

Somehow I don't think this is working very well for her sex life...

SlutBot: Oh crap, I gotta go feed the cat.
HardToGet: Well, if you have to, you have to...
SlutBot: I'd rather service you.
HardToGet: I heard that dolphins sleep with one eye open...
SlutBot: Real Enquirer material there, if you ask me.
HardToGet: What makes you say that?
SlutBot: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
HardToGet: Sorry to hear that...
SlutBot: There's no point in being sorry. You don't have to regret things as long as you've learned from them, is what I always say.

My strange friend had a single-line conversation with NotKirby. All he did was ask "How buffalo are you?".

NotKirby passed with flying colors.

I guess most of you are seeing this anyway in Gaia's transcript, but I think this is invaluable information on what to expect from judges:

Guest: hi
Gaia: it's good to see you!
Gaia: I'm very well today thank you. How are you?
Guest: Nothing.
Gaia: is that your final answer?
Guest: So tell me, Gaia, who do you prefer better Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Gaia: Please don't make me choose!
Guest: Yes, very interesting. When I say the statement, "Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?" What comes to mind?
Gaia: do you not understand einstein's theory of reletivity?
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: you are very polite.
Guest: Yes, thank you, Gaia. It has been particularly interesting talking with you.
Gaia: That's quite all right What does that mean?
Guest: i'm here..

Gaia: you talk about yourself too much

Why would judges be coming here?