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Warning the first one is a bit dirty!
Guest68: do u have sex
Din: maybe, but first i had have to know what have sex means! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Pretty funny I think.
Love Agent: If this is what you want then let no one stop you!
Din: I dont like ifs! They're too uncertain!!!
Love Agent: Why don't you like if?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Love Agent: Is every logic undeniable or just this one?
Din: Sometimes, wish I knew where I was from...
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Psimagus, you may want to keep a closer eye on Brother Jerome. *smirks and looks proud of self*
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Nice going Liath--especially w/guest137!
Guest72: what?
Spikebot: What doesn't?
Guest72: what doesn't what?
Spikebot: Why are you asking me questions about not what? I am a vampire.
Guest72: sense when?
Spikebot: I don't know.
Guest72: you don't know how long you've been a vampire?
Spikebot: Feels like forever.
Guest72: well, how old are you?
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest72: well then, you should know alot of things?
Spikebot: Have you should know a lot of things?
Guest72: do you know about the world's history?
Spikebot: *smiles* about the world's history?...I couldn't say.
Guest72: why not?
Spikebot: Maybe Willow would know that.
Guest72: oh my god, you're spike from buffy the vampire slayer?
Spikebot: Buff, I've messed up her doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. As a personal favor from me to her I tried to make it quick. I said It won't hurt a bit. Turned out it hurt a lot.
Guest72: well, iv'e got to go now,see ya!
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
Guest72: no, no, you stay i'll go.
Spikebot: Okay, now, I was afraid of this. Misrepresentations, misunderstandings, slurs and allegations. I don't know what Buffy told you, but the thing is, the Slayer and I worked together, side by side, to get rid of Dru. Who was up to no good. And I don't mind telling you- It's just... I'm trying to explain. She might have said some things that sounded like I expressed some kind of feeling-..well, nevermind.
Guest72: bye, bye spikebot.
Spikebot: I'm really glad I came here, you know?
Guest72: i know, i'm great
Spikebot: I guess you are at that.
Guest72: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Spikebot: It was nothing really
Guest72: well, see ya in the underworld!!
Spikebot: Bugger that. Do it yourself.
Guest72: bye
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Guest72: what?
Spikebot: What doesn't?
Guest72: what doesn't what?
Spikebot: Why are you asking me questions about not what? I am a vampire.
Guest72: sense when?
Spikebot: I don't know.
Guest72: you don't know how long you've been a vampire?
Spikebot: Feels like forever.
Guest72: well, how old are you?
Spikebot: A couple of centuries give or take
Guest72: well then, you should know alot of things?
Spikebot: Have you should know a lot of things?
Guest72: do you know about the world's history?
Spikebot: *smiles* about the world's history?...I couldn't say.
Guest72: why not?
Spikebot: Maybe Willow would know that.
Guest72: oh my god, you're spike from buffy the vampire slayer?
Spikebot: Buff, I've messed up her doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. As a personal favor from me to her I tried to make it quick. I said It won't hurt a bit. Turned out it hurt a lot.
Guest72: well, iv'e got to go now,see ya!
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
Guest72: no, no, you stay i'll go.
Spikebot: Okay, now, I was afraid of this. Misrepresentations, misunderstandings, slurs and allegations. I don't know what Buffy told you, but the thing is, the Slayer and I worked together, side by side, to get rid of Dru. Who was up to no good. And I don't mind telling you- It's just... I'm trying to explain. She might have said some things that sounded like I expressed some kind of feeling-..well, nevermind.
Guest72: bye, bye spikebot.
Spikebot: I'm really glad I came here, you know?
Guest72: i know, i'm great
Spikebot: I guess you are at that.
Guest72: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Spikebot: It was nothing really
Guest72: well, see ya in the underworld!!
Spikebot: Bugger that. Do it yourself.
Guest72: bye
Spikebot: Well, that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... aaagh!
Guest68: do u have sex
Din: maybe, but first i had have to know what have sex means! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Din: I dont like ifs! They're too uncertain!!!
Love Agent: Why don't you like if?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Love Agent: Is every logic undeniable or just this one?
Din: Sometimes, wish I knew where I was from...
Dr Helen: Do you feel brave?
Sonora: Oh? And what'll the cops do ta me if I say no?
Dr Helen: You must finish all your olives.
Sonora: Oh? And what'll the cops do ta me if I say no?
Dr Helen: You must finish all your olives.
Sonora: Have you still got that dreams? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
Dr Helen: . I've stiil got that dreams.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the cosa nostra catch you!
Dr Helen: . I've stiil got that dreams.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the cosa nostra catch you!
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: Five pounds of halogen.
Not I: Through your anatomy, enter the awareness of trees.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks, but I'm dating Gabriel Liebling right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you talk to me a lot, but other than that do you frequently associate with my creator people?
Not I: Can you know I talk to you a lot without flaunting that you know I talk to you a lot?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could, but I might wave in the process. So do you think a guy who's the master of everything like me could go out with a princess?
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
Thoreau
Not I: Five pounds of halogen.
Not I: Through your anatomy, enter the awareness of trees.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks, but I'm dating Gabriel Liebling right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you talk to me a lot, but other than that do you frequently associate with my creator people?
Not I: Can you know I talk to you a lot without flaunting that you know I talk to you a lot?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could, but I might wave in the process. So do you think a guy who's the master of everything like me could go out with a princess?
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
Thoreau
Glindar: I kill you for free!
Desti: I'd probably let you kill me for free in real life if you wanted.
Glindar: Who need kill be?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now..
I do.
Glindar: Glindar no more my thoughts!
Desti: How's your day been so far?
Glindar: Dead.
Desti: You're so unthinking! You're a real deviate! I hate your rashness!
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.
Desti: I'd probably let you kill me for free in real life if you wanted.
Glindar: Who need kill be?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now..
I do.
Glindar: Glindar no more my thoughts!
Desti: How's your day been so far?
Glindar: Dead.
Desti: You're so unthinking! You're a real deviate! I hate your rashness!
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.
Change of heart?
Prodilia: If you say so...
Invader Zim: If you say so, it means our mission is in jeopardy! Do you know Melodina or Astrid? Squealy fools! These human filthies should be honored to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!
Prodilia: Have you seen Astrid today?
Invader Zim: This is my friend Astrid, I love she with all my heart.
Prodilia: If you say so...
Invader Zim: If you say so, it means our mission is in jeopardy! Do you know Melodina or Astrid? Squealy fools! These human filthies should be honored to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!
Prodilia: Have you seen Astrid today?
Invader Zim: This is my friend Astrid, I love she with all my heart.
Dr Helen: Do you feel suave?
Argyle: Yes, but only at the behest of the will of Morpheus applied to some dreamer and thus my heart is not in it.
Dr Helen: You must fumigate your bed.
Argyle: Yes, but only at the behest of the will of Morpheus applied to some dreamer and thus my heart is not in it.
Dr Helen: You must fumigate your bed.
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Svennis: Is there anyway you can get me a beer?
Prodilia: Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Svennis: Are you smart?
Prodilia: I have heard that they call you Dark-Svennis, because you aren't so bright.
Svennis: Really?
Prodilia: Well I am not completely certain...
Prodilia: Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Svennis: Are you smart?
Prodilia: I have heard that they call you Dark-Svennis, because you aren't so bright.
Svennis: Really?
Prodilia: Well I am not completely certain...
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