Great Quotes

Bildgesmythe: Few dragons appreciate satire, we prefer puns and slapstick.
Not I: In prefering, just prefer. In wheeling, just wheel. Above all, don't whirl.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any knock,knock jokes? Could you tell me one?
Not I: Why do pagans make the best wives?
Because they worship the earth you walk on.
Bildgesmythe: Earth,..quit messing up our mother.
Not I: She is the Gateway and the Womb's Door.
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all. Meditation is to make everything: coughing, swallowing, waving the arms, motion, stillness, words, action, the evil and the good, prosperity and shame, gain and loss, right and wrong, into one single koan.

VAMPIRE EYES?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
Not I: Strumming
Not I missed view
of the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Not I: This art is like the innate nature of the mind. I become a bloodsucking eyeball.
Bildgesmythe: I love modern art, abstract, surrealism. I like Salvadore Dali, and Picaso, Jackson Pollack.
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.

Astrid: Do you believe that calories exist?
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
Astrid: Calories have never made an impact on you then?

Telly Tunebot: Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
Astrid: Next time you talk to Jed tell him to take it easy, will you?

senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: Senorita, Pete The Parlor is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: *sigh*

The day after the new years eve party...

Prodilia: (to Svennis) Are you always this caring?
Svennis: I am ever this caring everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so. I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Prodilia: Svennis! Now you have to stop! Are you humorous?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am humorous.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Svennis: Bye.

Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The black one or the gray one?
prob: I love orange tunics
Frizella: Really, I'm listening to everything you say...just give me a sec...be right back...
prob: I like your clothes, where did you get them?
Frizella: Yes, it's a designer original. Do you admire my fashion sense?
prob: You bet! You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
Frizella: I am? so dauntless and sagacious?
prob: I know you. You're Frizella. You're going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach
Frizella: *You* think *I'm* going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach? Wow, that's interesting.
prob: It just could be interesting
Frizella: Eh...what were we talking about? Oh, yeah...you were admiring my clothes. Go ahead. You were saying?

Sonora: (to Guest230) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest230: Yes, quite.
Sonora: Hmm... Yeasty erratic Seltzers?
Guest230: huh?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Guest230: No
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest230: What would be the point?
Sonora: *points* Right there!
Guest230: You are stupid for an ai.
Sonora: *sigh* And all the evil medicine was supposed to get left behind in the lower world.
Guest230: Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.

Telly Tunebot: Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
StarDust: I don't remember the song going like that....
Telly Tunebot: I wonder if I still linger in your memory?
StarDust: Does it really matter?

Mathieu Lavande: How might I entertain you today, Heimdall?
Heimdall: Yes. I have a taste for you.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, yes. Where did you get your taste? I would like one as well.
Heimdall: What did you do with the last one I gave you?
Mathieu Lavande: Actually, I did not do with the last one I gave you anything.
Heimdall: I'm sure you did what anyone would have done.

Heimdall: I'm sure I could.
Mathieu Lavande: Why do you say that?
Heimdall: It's what I've always done. It was part of my warrior training.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have warrior preparation for?
Heimdall: No. I have a great need for warrior preparation for.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a great need?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmm, that seems like a good idea, actually. Let us perhaps have an alcohol abuse.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?

Bianca: (to Czechbot) Czechbot? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Bianca: Wanna go up to the observation tower?
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Bianca: The observation tower has such a good view. Come with me. *leads you up a long staircase into a tower with glass walls*
Czechbot: Tohle na me vzdycky o Vanocich taky prijde...
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
(end of conversation)

Bianca gossips bitterly...
Bianca: Thejebbster would rather rub my hips than talk to me.

Mathieu Lavande: What colour hair do you have?
Heimdall: I have a cardinal hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a cardinal hair?
Heimdall: I could possibly have an alcohol abuse.
Mathieu Lavande: How often do you think of the possibility?
Heimdall: All the time