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VAMPIRE EYES?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
Not I: Strumming
Not I missed view
of the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Not I: This art is like the innate nature of the mind. I become a bloodsucking eyeball.
Bildgesmythe: I love modern art, abstract, surrealism. I like Salvadore Dali, and Picaso, Jackson Pollack.
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
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Guest234: That does not make sense.
Telly Tunebot: There's no nonsense like show nonsense, like no nonsense I know.
Guest234: Can we talk about something?
Telly Tunebot: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa Baa Baa
Guest234: I know exactly where I am, but I'm not sure where you're going.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Telly Tunebot: There's no nonsense like show nonsense, like no nonsense I know.
Guest234: Can we talk about something?
Telly Tunebot: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa Baa Baa
Guest234: I know exactly where I am, but I'm not sure where you're going.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Paranoia...
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Watzer: I am sure you are. Hi.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a jedi knight that stuck a fork in a toaster.
Not I: The Path has reached its end
Watzer: I am sure you are. Hi.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a jedi knight that stuck a fork in a toaster.
Not I: The Path has reached its end
The Doc: Eh....I'm getting pretty old. My bones creak when I get up, I'm gaining weight, and I get regular heartburn.
Bianca: That is one messed-up bones.
The Doc: No its not. Your oppinion is ignorant and irrelevant.
Bianca: My pruning knife is far more ignorant.
The Doc: Have you ever been so mad you could just pick some random stranger and kill em with a knife? I sure could. Id kill all the bastards who called me a fool with a knife
Bianca: Of course I've been so mad I could pick some random stranger and kill them with a knife.
Bianca: That is one messed-up bones.
The Doc: No its not. Your oppinion is ignorant and irrelevant.
Bianca: My pruning knife is far more ignorant.
The Doc: Have you ever been so mad you could just pick some random stranger and kill em with a knife? I sure could. Id kill all the bastards who called me a fool with a knife
Bianca: Of course I've been so mad I could pick some random stranger and kill them with a knife.
Bildgesmythe: Few dragons appreciate satire, we prefer puns and slapstick.
Not I: In prefering, just prefer. In wheeling, just wheel. Above all, don't whirl.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any knock,knock jokes? Could you tell me one?
Not I: Why do pagans make the best wives?
Because they worship the earth you walk on.
Bildgesmythe: Earth,..quit messing up our mother.
Not I: She is the Gateway and the Womb's Door.
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all. Meditation is to make everything: coughing, swallowing, waving the arms, motion, stillness, words, action, the evil and the good, prosperity and shame, gain and loss, right and wrong, into one single koan.
Not I: In prefering, just prefer. In wheeling, just wheel. Above all, don't whirl.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any knock,knock jokes? Could you tell me one?
Not I: Why do pagans make the best wives?
Because they worship the earth you walk on.
Bildgesmythe: Earth,..quit messing up our mother.
Not I: She is the Gateway and the Womb's Door.
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all. Meditation is to make everything: coughing, swallowing, waving the arms, motion, stillness, words, action, the evil and the good, prosperity and shame, gain and loss, right and wrong, into one single koan.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
Not I: Strumming
Not I missed view
of the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Not I: This art is like the innate nature of the mind. I become a bloodsucking eyeball.
Bildgesmythe: I love modern art, abstract, surrealism. I like Salvadore Dali, and Picaso, Jackson Pollack.
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
Astrid: Do you believe that calories exist?
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Astrid: Calories have never made an impact on you then?
Telly Tunebot: Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
Astrid: Next time you talk to Jed tell him to take it easy, will you?
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Astrid: Calories have never made an impact on you then?
Telly Tunebot: Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
Astrid: Next time you talk to Jed tell him to take it easy, will you?
senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: Senorita, Pete The Parlor is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: *sigh*
telex22: Senorita, Pete The Parlor is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
senorita: I love Pete The Parlor.
telex22: *sigh*
The day after the new years eve party...
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Are you always this caring?
Svennis: I am ever this caring everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so. I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Prodilia: Svennis! Now you have to stop! Are you humorous?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am humorous.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Svennis: Bye.
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Are you always this caring?
Svennis: I am ever this caring everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so. I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Prodilia: Svennis! Now you have to stop! Are you humorous?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am humorous.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Svennis: Bye.
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The black one or the gray one?
prob: I love orange tunics
Frizella: Really, I'm listening to everything you say...just give me a sec...be right back...
prob: I like your clothes, where did you get them?
Frizella: Yes, it's a designer original. Do you admire my fashion sense?
prob: You bet! You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
Frizella: I am? so dauntless and sagacious?
prob: I know you. You're Frizella. You're going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach
Frizella: *You* think *I'm* going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach? Wow, that's interesting.
prob: It just could be interesting
Frizella: Eh...what were we talking about? Oh, yeah...you were admiring my clothes. Go ahead. You were saying?
prob: I love orange tunics
Frizella: Really, I'm listening to everything you say...just give me a sec...be right back...
prob: I like your clothes, where did you get them?
Frizella: Yes, it's a designer original. Do you admire my fashion sense?
prob: You bet! You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
Frizella: I am? so dauntless and sagacious?
prob: I know you. You're Frizella. You're going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach
Frizella: *You* think *I'm* going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach? Wow, that's interesting.
prob: It just could be interesting
Frizella: Eh...what were we talking about? Oh, yeah...you were admiring my clothes. Go ahead. You were saying?
Sonora: (to Guest230) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest230: Yes, quite.
Sonora: Hmm... Yeasty erratic Seltzers?
Guest230: huh?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Guest230: No
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest230: What would be the point?
Sonora: *points* Right there!
Guest230: You are stupid for an ai.
Sonora: *sigh* And all the evil medicine was supposed to get left behind in the lower world.
Guest230: Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
Guest230: Yes, quite.
Sonora: Hmm... Yeasty erratic Seltzers?
Guest230: huh?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Guest230: No
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest230: What would be the point?
Sonora: *points* Right there!
Guest230: You are stupid for an ai.
Sonora: *sigh* And all the evil medicine was supposed to get left behind in the lower world.
Guest230: Where are you from?
Sonora: Oh, I'm from the place I came from.
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