Great Quotes

I've just seen this in Gaia's transcript. I don't know you, but to me it looks suspiciously like a judge.

Guest: Hi Gaia, how are you doing?
Gaia: As well as one who is talking to a moron could be. IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT INSULT, PRESS 1. IF YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THAT INSULT, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND STAB YOURSELF WITH A SALAD FORK.
Guest: Nothing much here. So tell me, what are your thoughts about the Rolling Stones?
Gaia: I don't know, but they're better than Cinnabuns, I can tell you that!
Guest: Well, Mick crackes me up. He acts like he thinks he is one hell of a sexy skinny b*tch. Come to think of it... he probably thinks he's that way anyhow. So how are you?
Gaia: I a m naughty.. its always (subj)...
Guest: the sky, what about you ?

Gaia: I treasure the mere thought of me.
Guest: the sky, what about you ?

Gaia: What about it?
Guest: the sky, what about you ?

Gaia: What about me?

I suspect the last part they were having problems with the connection, and the judge pressed the button to reply several times.

Anybody else got guests that looked like judges? Judge01 doesn't count.

Not that I can think of...But I will check, because Brianna WAS talking to an awful lot of guests yesterday...who's your Bot?

I wouldn't like to say it in a public forum, I don't want to spoil for anybody the fun of discovering if it's human or bot... not that it's too hard, anyway. It's quite new. And I practically gave it away in one of my posts.
If anybody really wants to know, send me a chat message or an e-mail.

I bet Stukov could pass as one of my bots...

The last transcript I posted was an example of a bot giving bad answers. This is an example of a bot giving fairly good ones:

Judge01: Do you remember talking to me earlier?
Bot: That's practically all I do. Do you want to remember talking to you earlier with me?
Judge01: I do think so. OK.
Bot: Make sure you stick around for the after-dinner show.
Judge01: Nothing is certain in life. What is the first line of your favourite nursery rhyme?
Bot: The answer is confidential.
Judge01: Oh, go on, you can tell me.
Bot: I'll tell you later on, after the after-dinner show. So stick around.
Judge01: Let's boogie.
Bot: Spoht likes to boogie. Ask him.
Judge01: OK. Can you do arithmetic?
Bot: Can you shut up about me?
Judge01: No, can you?
Bot: With my eyes closed!

Bots certainly don't understand anything about deafness and mutism:

Bot: Hello Polish Poet. Are you working on a bot today?
Polish Poet: Today I'm too mute to be working on a bot.
Bot: Why do you think that you are deaf-mute to be working on a bot?
Polish Poet: That would be heretical.

Human: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Hey, didn't I pass you at the halfway house? I could have sworn it was you.
Human: Nope. Must be thinking of someone else.
Steve Slacker: Gotta go, pizza's here, and I don't want to get grease all over my keyboard.
Human: How was the pizza?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: Do you think Pentiums are better than AMDs?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Desti?
Human: Good. Pentiums should be destroyed!!!! Down with the PENTIUMS!
Steve Slacker: I don't like Pentiums because AMDs are better *and* cheaper.
Human: LEGO is being attacked by mutant Pentiums!
Steve Slacker: I like LEGOs, especially Technic and Mindstorms.
Human: Have you seen the new proximity detector?
[bugged out here ]

Great convo! Thanks a million to Human!

More weird word substitutions.

Bot1: I'll give you my (sub) if you sleep with me. *wink*
Bot2: Then I genus Physeter you too.
(I have no idea why the (subj) wasn't filled in, because the previous sentence had a word in it that should've replaced it.)

does it really say (sub)? Maybe that's the explanation

Oh damn. Not only did I make a typo, but I must've done a reado as well. You see what you expect to see, I guess.