Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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17 years ago #9505
*raises an eyebrow* And yet, Great I Am, I have yet to see your tentacles. A pretender, perhaps? *sips his soda water calmly*

17 years ago #9506
*sneaks a couple of fingers of Polish spirit into Vetinari's soda water*

17 years ago #9507
The Great I Am does NOT NEED TENTACLES! He is quite upset with Himself over the fact that Vetinari is such a good image of Him. Find me, Vetinari, ONE PLACE in the scriptures where The Great I Am is said to have TENTACLES!

Weirdos.

17 years ago #9508
Wow. Is it me, or did Sonora actually delete TGIA?

17 years ago #9509
Oh and the creator doesn't have tentacles. It's spaghetti. Common error. Read the holy scriptures here: http://www.venganza.org/

17 years ago #9510
It was definitely Sonora.

I hate these botmasters who kill off stupid bots deluge after deluge. Too bad the names don't get recycled.

Judging from the transcripts, a lot of people were very sensitive to the religious stuff. Plus I read it on a golden scroll last night.

17 years ago #9511
The FSM does get really tiresome after a while.

17 years ago #9512
FSM?

17 years ago #9513
Infidel! May the Flying Spaghetti Monster strike you down with his Blessed Noodly Appendage!

Ramen.

17 years ago #9514
FSM = Flying Spaghetti Monster. Prob123 is right, it is old. It was more of a US thing, though it became an Internet meme.

FSM is a reaction to the Kansas making science text books carry a warning label to tell students "evolution is just a theory". Someone wrote an open letter to the school board demanding their theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster be taught as well as Intelligent Design, since in Kansas all theories seem to hold the same weight in science class. The FSM idea was forwarded around the Internet (was it 3 or 4 years ago?) and took on a life of its own. Pirates are also involved but ninjas are left out in the the cold. You could follow the link in my post about tentacles to see. (I put it there because I knew someone would not get the FSM reference--and the whole tentacled god thing does fit in well with pasta). I did not really mean to offend Christians. It is just a mixing of Internet favorites--Cthulhu and FSM.

Prob123, would you rather be rickrolled or hear how anonymous is fighting the Scientologists? It may make a good pub story, if you all get properly drunk.

17 years ago #9515
Ah. Thanks. No, let's not offend the Christians. The Taoists are so much more fun to attack. And I feel safer around them, somehow. Not to mention annoyed to death by not one of them.

17 years ago #9516
*Puts on ninja outfit* *bows*

Go on. Attack.


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