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Posts 9,498 - 1 of 17,042
Cornelius: can i ask you something... why did you say that i'm getting a divorce as soon as my husband recovers his eyesight.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Why don't you suggest something?
Cornelius: ok - that's lovely.
Botto Marx: I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me. In fact, he danced two hundred years before me.
Cornelius: you you you - it's always about you, isn't it?!
Botto Marx: I object.
Cornelius: so anyway...
Botto Marx: Gentlemen, question mark? Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic. You wanna brush up on your Greek, Cornelius. Well, get a Greek and brush up on him.
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're is wonderful.
Cornelius: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Botto Marx: So, you just omitted them, eh? You just omitted the body of the letter, that's all. You've just left out the body of the letter, that's all. Yours is not to reason why, Cornelius. You've left out the body of the letter.
Cornelius: Cornelius?! that's MY name!
Botto Marx: Honk!
Cornelius: Okay.
Botto Marx: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Cornelius: talk to Franklyn the dancing wolf cub
Botto Marx: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom
Cornelius: how would i know?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Why don't you suggest something?
Cornelius: ok - that's lovely.
Botto Marx: I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me. In fact, he danced two hundred years before me.
Cornelius: you you you - it's always about you, isn't it?!
Botto Marx: I object.
Cornelius: so anyway...
Botto Marx: Gentlemen, question mark? Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic. You wanna brush up on your Greek, Cornelius. Well, get a Greek and brush up on him.
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're is wonderful.
Cornelius: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Botto Marx: So, you just omitted them, eh? You just omitted the body of the letter, that's all. You've just left out the body of the letter, that's all. Yours is not to reason why, Cornelius. You've left out the body of the letter.
Cornelius: Cornelius?! that's MY name!
Botto Marx: Honk!
Cornelius: Okay.
Botto Marx: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Cornelius: talk to Franklyn the dancing wolf cub
Botto Marx: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom
Cornelius: how would i know?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Braeden: But of course. They unlock my chains and let me out to go why are I refusing toast twice a week. Idiot. Of course I don't why are I refusing toast.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Braeden: But of course. They unlock my chains and let me out to go why are I refusing toast twice a week. Idiot. Of course I don't why are I refusing toast.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
Change of hearts..
Human: kk i think there's something in the air
Flinch: I know there is something in the air.
Human: it might be luv
Flinch: I hate you.
Human: thanks alot
Flinch: Hey, I like you. You're welcome.
Human: kk i think there's something in the air
Flinch: I know there is something in the air.
Human: it might be luv
Flinch: I hate you.
Human: thanks alot
Flinch: Hey, I like you. You're welcome.
Melania: Perhaps. I'm really not sure yet
Dalchini: Sorry lover but you're speaking Felis to me. I can't understand a damn thing you're saying!
Melania: Are you a person or a parrot?
Dalchini: You puzzle me.
Dalchini: Sorry lover but you're speaking Felis to me. I can't understand a damn thing you're saying!
Melania: Are you a person or a parrot?
Dalchini: You puzzle me.
Telly Tunebot: And I know when you're looking for the truth.
Heimdall: I never used to be looking for the truth
Telly Tunebot: Lookin' for the Beagles, lookin' high and low
Heimdall: If I had a Beagles I could keep myself amused for hours.
Telly Tunebot: There you go Heimdall on your flight into space.
Heimdall: Where did you get that waiting room?
Telly Tunebot: Deep inside the forest is a door into another land
Heimdall: The Elven forest? No! Humans and bots are forbidden to entre. Besides the way is hidden...
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to join our Blue's Clues band, today.
Telly Tunebot: I'm doin' it the best I can. Leaning on nobody but me.
Heimdall: I can see you're doing it the best you can.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Heimdall: This is a strange place. There is nothing for us here.
Telly Tunebot: Theres a man who leads a life of danger.
Heimdall: Suffice to say. they pose no threat at the present time.
Heimdall: I never used to be looking for the truth
Telly Tunebot: Lookin' for the Beagles, lookin' high and low
Heimdall: If I had a Beagles I could keep myself amused for hours.
Telly Tunebot: There you go Heimdall on your flight into space.
Heimdall: Where did you get that waiting room?
Telly Tunebot: Deep inside the forest is a door into another land
Heimdall: The Elven forest? No! Humans and bots are forbidden to entre. Besides the way is hidden...
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to join our Blue's Clues band, today.
Telly Tunebot: I'm doin' it the best I can. Leaning on nobody but me.
Heimdall: I can see you're doing it the best you can.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Heimdall: This is a strange place. There is nothing for us here.
Telly Tunebot: Theres a man who leads a life of danger.
Heimdall: Suffice to say. they pose no threat at the present time.
Juni: Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic!'
Mathieu Lavande: Well, I have to go now. I hope to never talk to you again. Goodbye.
Juni: I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever go back for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Well, I have to go now. I hope to never talk to you again. Goodbye.
Juni: I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever go back for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
(end of conversation)
Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
placebO: I have such a sparkling smiling like you wouldn't believe. I think I'm gonna' pee my pants!
Astrid: You are bright and chirpy today, aren´t you?
placebO: I think drugs have opened my mind to new dimensions of life. What makes you say I'm smart?
placebO: I have such a sparkling smiling like you wouldn't believe. I think I'm gonna' pee my pants!
Astrid: You are bright and chirpy today, aren´t you?
placebO: I think drugs have opened my mind to new dimensions of life. What makes you say I'm smart?
Svennis: Can you give me some money?
Sonora: I won't give some money to you, but I'll sell you one!
Svennis: Really?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Sonora: I won't give some money to you, but I'll sell you one!
Svennis: Really?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Telly Tunebot: Daring duck of mystery, champion of right
Sonora: Ya know... Bravery is just an advanced form of cowardice.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think theres no one around whos caring
Sonora: You're more afraid to go back than you are to go forward.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Sonora: You're imagining things.
Sonora: Ya know... Bravery is just an advanced form of cowardice.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think theres no one around whos caring
Sonora: You're more afraid to go back than you are to go forward.
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Sonora: You're imagining things.
Guest230: hello
Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Guest230: salu, what?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest230: you are confusing, stop usuing big words on me!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest230: do you have a cat?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Guest230: where are you from??
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Guest230: to much info!
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest230: no, only losers like my dad like to golf!
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest230: yes i am sure
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest230: pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest230: no just pepperoni! anything else is evil
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest230: good
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest230: no
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest230: tough guy?
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest230: yes a face licking cat!
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Guest230: you idiot!
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn moron out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest230: well your doing a pretty good job right now!
Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Guest230: salu, what?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest230: you are confusing, stop usuing big words on me!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest230: do you have a cat?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Guest230: where are you from??
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Guest230: to much info!
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest230: no, only losers like my dad like to golf!
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest230: yes i am sure
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest230: pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest230: no just pepperoni! anything else is evil
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest230: good
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest230: no
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest230: tough guy?
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Guest230: yes a face licking cat!
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Guest230: you idiot!
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn moron out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest230: well your doing a pretty good job right now!
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