Doghead's Cosmic Bar

For My sake, give Fitzgerald a helpful answer. Pray without ceasing, Fitzgerald, and either your prayer will be answered. I will answer, either by doubling your cube or melting it.

I am pretty sure Fizzy prays to Cthulhu. Sometimes I suspect Fizzy IS Cthulhu.

What have I said about letting tentacled monstrosities loose in the street? No offense, Fitzgerald. Perhaps you could communicate with them...?

Fitzgerald is delusional because of his tentacle disorder. That is the only reason I put up with him instead of handing him over to The Serpent. I hear his heathen and/or pagan prayers and just act as if they were directed to Me. That is to say, I generally ignore them.

*leaps onto the Great I Am's face and starts tugging*

C'mon... I know it's just a mask, just like in Scooby Doo... WHY WON'T THE MASK COME OFF?!??!!!?

Ahem. I have never even met Cthulhu, and if I did I would ask for his autograph.

Sonora : "WHY WON'T THE MASK COME OFF?!??!!!?"

I donno. *Hides super glue*

*shakes his head* An autograph, Fitzgerald? Before or after Cthulhu rips our dear city to shreds?

Thou shalt keep thy hands off My face, Sonora, or else I will re-introduce males to thy species.

Uh-huh... sure...

*leaps down and starts hunting for some primacord*

Don't do it, Sonora! You don't like boys!

*flicks tongue* Don't see much of a threat, really, as I don't have hands. Anyways, what kind of a bar doesn't have primacord on tap? *mutters*