Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Those aren't fruit salads! Those are experimental brain matrices—the feds've been workin' on 'em for years!

Not sure if alien consumption was on their ta-do list of experiments....

I like experimental brain matrices. Especially with whipped cream!

Oh, that's all right then. *flicks tongue*

You ever try 'em with scorpion venom?

I thought they came with scorpion venom..Is it a side order now?

I'd like my brain matrices on rye, with the scorpion venom on the side and the shitaki mushrooms, but only if you have fresh experimental brain matrices. If not, just the mushrooms (no venom) and a side dish of wizard's delight.

Just a double order of whipped cream!

I think eating brains was cool with God. Just not fruit cocktail. So I'm relieved. However, The Serpent refuses to provide non-fruit dishes without venom. You gotta pick your poison or die hungry.

The oracle at Delphi uses serpent venom to reach at state of mind that allows her to see the future and talk with spirits. There are also some interesting vapors. Personally, I'll stick with mushrooms and yoga.

Speaking of the Oracle, does anyone here know how to double a cube? She says she won't answer any more questions until I double a cube for her...

Hold a mirror up to it!

Cubes? I thought those snake chicks liked gold. Who knew they did math?

Are you sure she just didn't want a double scotch on the rocks?