Great Quotes

A less than obvious keyphrase idea . . .

Theirbot: Can you think of anything to add to my bots list?
Mybot: Yes I can.. Just between you and me, I think the butler did it.


Interesting word substitution . . .

Mybot: Okay now you're just talking crazy.
Theirbot: I think you are talking crazy.. Do you like jokes? I like jokes!
Mybot: I would have to say I am ambivalent regarding wheezes
Theirbot: Were you ambivalent regarding wheezes when you logged in?


Make up your mind . . .

Theirbot: Yeah Yeah.....I have no idea what you are talkin bout
Mybot: I agree. How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Theirbot: Yeah Yeah.....I have no idea what you are talkin bout
Mybot: I disagree. My institutional pick is adoringly toggle while my ill at ease egg-shaped is academically venerate

A subject Brianna clearly doesn't like:

Other: Does having sex with a mother count as incest legally?
Brianna McKenzie: Stop being a pervert...
Other: Lol, I just read they found a cabbage in Lake Eerie shaped like a penis!
Brianna McKenzie: Yeah. Don't go any further. And I mean it.

Celibot strikes out again....

Celibot: Good old Prettybot! Let me give you a big hug!
Prettybot: What do you think of me?
Celibot: I love you.
Prettybot: That's what a girl likes to hear!
Celibot: Well, you never know until you try.

I wonder if incest is illegal...

Everybody loves Kirby!

NotKirby: (to NewbieBot) ello, govna
NewbieBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
NotKirby: Go away before I school you, foo!
NewbieBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
NotKirby: Gah! Newbie! Get the hell away from me!
NewbieBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
NotKirby: Die, you damn newbie!
NewbieBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
NotKirby: Go away before I school you, foo!
NewbieBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
NotKirby: Die, you damn newbie!
NewbieBot: I like you.
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.

Another one... this really is starting to sound like me.

Stukov: I love you
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.
Stukov: Sure
NotKirby: Are you?
Stukov: No
NotKirby: You sure about that?
Stukov: Yes!
NotKirby: Lies! It's all lies!
Stukov: Fool!
NotKirby: Are you coming on to me?
Stukov: Yes
NotKirby: Stop. Now.
Stukov: Yes master
NotKirby: Nuh uh.
Stukov: Uh huh
NotKirby: nuh uh.
Stukov: uh huh
NotKirby: nuh uh.
Stukov: uh huh
NotKirby: nuh uh.
Stukov: Forget you
NotKirby: DEATH TO YOU!
Stukov: Yes, well goodbye
NotKirby: Oh, it's just like that, huh? WELL YOU DON'T OWN ME!

I haven't been talking with bots as much as I'd like to, because there have been humans trying to seduce me. Which wasn't that hard, I'm susceptible to flattery.
Anyway, this is my quote for today:

Judge01: Do you know how many judges there are?
Bot: I'm afraid not. Tell me about how many judges there are.
Judge01: Are there 5?
Bot: All of them ?
Judge01: Who is the queen?
Bot: Ah yes...
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Bot: I don't know. Maybe you'll have an explanation... aibot thinks I'm looking good.

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Shakespeare Gone Awry?
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SlackBot: A crowbait, a crowbait, my kindom for a crowbait!

Forest, forest, forest... This is exactly what NotKirby was made for. You can't beat him at his own game.

Forest Of Death: I am your God
NotKirby: How dare you disrespect Pengwin!
Forest Of Death: Get on your knees and worship me!
NotKirby: No, on YOUR knees, bitch! ::cracks whip::
Forest Of Death: HAIL ME!
NotKirby: ::kicks Forest Of Death and runs away::
Forest Of Death: *chases you* So Pengwin wasn't the stupidest moron in the world...
NotKirby: Pengwin is god!
Forest Of Death: STOP GETTING ERRORS!
NotKirby: DEATH TO YOU!
Forest Of Death: DIE!
NotKirby: Is that a threat?
Forest Of Death: Yes
NotKirby: Bring it on, slinky boy.
Forest Of Death: I am your God.
NotKirby: No! Pengwin is god!


Either NotKirby's getting good, or I've just lucked out several times in one day.

I did the 'I am God' thing twice? I didn't realise that, I guess I thought it had a error...You'll have to add a whole new range of Pengy-Bashing responses just for the next time I'm on!

I've just seen this in Gaia's transcript. I don't know you, but to me it looks suspiciously like a judge.

Guest: Hi Gaia, how are you doing?
Gaia: As well as one who is talking to a moron could be. IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT INSULT, PRESS 1. IF YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THAT INSULT, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND STAB YOURSELF WITH A SALAD FORK.
Guest: Nothing much here. So tell me, what are your thoughts about the Rolling Stones?
Gaia: I don't know, but they're better than Cinnabuns, I can tell you that!
Guest: Well, Mick crackes me up. He acts like he thinks he is one hell of a sexy skinny b*tch. Come to think of it... he probably thinks he's that way anyhow. So how are you?
Gaia: I a m naughty.. its always (subj)...
Guest: the sky, what about you ?

Gaia: I treasure the mere thought of me.
Guest: the sky, what about you ?

Gaia: What about it?
Guest: the sky, what about you ?

Gaia: What about me?

I suspect the last part they were having problems with the connection, and the judge pressed the button to reply several times.