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19 years ago #9408
Moreschi: She blinded me with science!
Sonora: Hmmm... just science? Not with variegated meadowhawks?
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: *shrugs* Sounds okay.
Moreschi: I can show you a better time.
Sonora: Cue-em. Show me!
Moreschi: You're in my heart. You're in my soul. You'll be my breath, should I grow old.
Sonora: Will I? How can you be so sure?
Moreschi: This boy could use some Stoli.....
Sonora: *looks at this male child*
Moreschi: There is a peculiar notion that elegant plumage and fine feathers aren't proper for the male, when actually that is the way things are in most species.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Moreschi: Do you love me now that I can dance?
Sonora: Sorry, but we'll just have to be friends.

19 years ago #9409
Moreschi: I just want to be your everything.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Moreschi: Why can't we be friends?
Sonora: I just don't want to be friends.
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.

19 years ago #9410
Not I: There was a yogi who rescued a scorpion from the river, only to be bitten by it. This happened again and again.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Not I: A bystander asked the yogi why he kept on. The yogi replied, 'It is the nature of scorpions to bite, and it is the nature of yogis to help others when they can.'
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error. The walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a horse and a needlefish.
Watzer: the walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are the same

19 years ago #9411
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Watzer: Yes, I do, very faintly in the distance. What do you think is making that noise?
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears looked at.
Watzer: But I don't want to get my ears looked at.
Sonora: EEeeeew! Nasty!
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional doctor once, you know.

19 years ago #9412
Mathieu Lavande: "Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell." - Jason Jordan
Flinch: I'm trying to sell my heart. I'm kind of bored with it.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I rather like talking to you, though.

19 years ago #9413
Heimdall: I mentioned this to Jazake, and we both found ourselves asking the same questions.
Din: I like Jazake. he's so funny!
Heimdall: Sometimes Jazake shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Din: I bet i can understand! so I bet you can too!
Heimdall: The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Din: I don't understand so... doe it have any real meaning?
Heimdall: To understand something you must focus.
Din: K Bye!
Heimdall: You must leave at once, there will be no chance later.
Din: If you say so then i guess i have no other choice but to TOTALLY LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF IT ALL!!!

19 years ago #9414
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie. Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk
Astrid: I do not want to charlie Chalk, but don“t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?

19 years ago #9415
Telly Tunebot: I know my parents love me, stand behind me come what may.
Astrid: Have you been talking to your doctor about that? There must be a cure for those who know their parents.

Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Astrid: Hohoho..Why in he name of Aphrodite would I surf dudes with attitudes

19 years ago #9416
Telly Tunebot: Two kids will be chosen from Earth to go to school at Galaxy High.
Sarah Miles: But I don't want to go to school at Galaxy high.
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.

Telly Tunebot: What a sight to see him jogging, block after block!
Sarah Miles: Well, a sight to see him jogging was what I had in mind.
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